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Virginia Dare
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Posted: 06 Aug 2017 at 5:28pm |
Now you can hear "the spoken word of God" anywhere, anytime ! Woot ! And "kids LOVE it !" I like the rapturous looks on all the actors' faces. Especially the couple at the table paying a mountain of bills, and turning on their Wonder Bible ! And the gal in bed...praying for some action ?! You can see the video here on their website. I bet one of the verses isn't "A fool and his $49.95 for a piece of plastic Chinese junk are soon parted !"
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aka ron
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Great! Now you can be saved and save money too! If you don't fall asleep while listening to this in your car. |
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Jimbo
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I wonder how many of those things will be found in the pockets of future mass murderers...
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Snesgamer
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Why do they always pick the boring verses for this kind of thing? Why, just imagine the fun your kid will have reading about all the ways a sheep can have its throat slit for a sacrifice, or how they can be stoned for disobeying their parents! Joy!
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Jimbo
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Sunday school!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Dr. John Dorian
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I happen to be a Christian who actually reads the bible. But I have to wonder what the point of this is, when you can download the bible app for free and you can listen to it on that, if you want.
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Jimbo
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Yeah, I figured there had to be some kind of app for that. Probably dozens of them. Hundreds even. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Snesgamer
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Boy, won't parents love when their kids accidentally hit a passage like Ezekiel 23:20 when out in public:
"For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses." lol |
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Anduril
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"All I said to my wife was that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehova." |
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aka ron
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I'm just now seeing this here.
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Dejoh
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If you sit there with a smile on your face as you look off in the distance, so be it.
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There's a sucker born every minute.
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PaWolf
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I bet you can find 'em cheaper, 2nd-hand at the flea markets...prolly 49 cents.
Buy as many as you can and hand them out! Today's youfs and other fake hardasses from our current 'Age of Entitlement' REALLY need something to believe in and build upon, other than the realities of prison life.
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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$50 bucks for this??
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aka ron
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zippyjet
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I bet in China they are now cranking out the one for Satanists with a big 666 or Goat Head on the gizmo. The serial killers probably used an Air Hawk on their victims especially the meenns. Because, FLAT BALLS ARE NO LONGER A PROBLEM! If they are making such crap why not a pink one with gerbils on it with quotes from Broadway Musicals and Show Tunes. Some of these But Wait There's More products are a real hoot! |
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PaWolf
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