Charmin Bears Can't Keep Their Paws Off (vid) |
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aka ron
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Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 4:40pm |
At 25 seconds the momma bear says..."Okay, this is getting a little weird."
Weird? YOU SELL ASSWIPES!! |
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Jimbo
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Looks like they're getting all horned up.
That IS kinda weird. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Anduril
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And not just that.... they sell BLUE BEAR ASSWIPES! Where I come from (OK, not really) if a bear wants to wipe his ass, he grabs the nearest salmon or fluffy-white bunny to do it! |
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Ad nauseous
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Is there some sexual fetish going on that I'm not aware of involving toilet paper??????
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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crainbebo
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I'm sick of this one, and I'm sick of the "TERRIBLE TOILET PAPERRRRR!!!!" commercial too. Really, you don't want to spend time away from home because the toilet paper sucks? Just go to the store and buy some Charmin yourself!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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Virginia Dare
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One of these commercials has the Papa Bear sounding very much like Dan Castellaneta "Homer Simpson". But I'm sure his contract would prohibit him lending his voice to a toilet paper ad.
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"Pickle you....KUMQUAT!" |
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tikibagger
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pretty sure assplay is involved in this Bear Country JAMBOREE
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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MrCleveland
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Charmin...stop it with the f**kin' bears!
I hate all these Charmin commercials...especially when you're forced to watch them! |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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PaWolf
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Bears hibernate in the winter. They eat tons of roughage and assorted crap to create a butt-plug for those cold, cold, long months so they don't crap all over each other. They are REALLY CRANKY before that first crap, doncha know. Makes one wonder if Charmin is trying to sell bears a kinder, gentler solution to the 'Springing the Butt-Plug in the Spring'. Hey - it gets MY vote - I'll even buy my northern neighbors a few dozen rolls.
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Dr. John Dorian
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All I can say is, at least they acknowledged it was weird, and didn't play this straight!
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