Walmart 'All I Do Is Win' (video) |
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PaWolf
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Why couldn't this have been a country tune instead of electro-rap?
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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aka ron
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Along the same lines...Do only black people shop online at Walmart?
I suppose they have a car, but can't afford the insurance. Good2Go for Wallyfartworld. |
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Jimbo
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God, I hope they never start running that commercial on TV around here...
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Good Gawd WTF is this crap!? How can ANYBODY be proud of making this garbage!? I almost got a migraine listening to this trash!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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usmaak
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Oh f you Walmart!
JC, what bunch of freggin noise!! I feel they need to bring some of the hip hop classics back for ads, this "new" so-called hip hop is bunch of slop. N.W.A (a clean version) could have worked for this commercial...maybe? |
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(Yeah, this is horribly lame, and the lyrics are way too long, so not putting much effort into it... )
"All I Do Is Win" (Wal-Mart parody version)
Hey, yeah (we the best) All I do is win win win no matter what
Got money on my mind I never have enough And every time I step up in the store with a gat Everybody hands go up And they stay there And they say yeah And they stay there Up down, up down, up down And I sellin' my lyrics out for ads around town 'Cause all I do is win win win
But if you gonna put your hands in the air
You can't five-finger-discount there
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ROFLMFAO! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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PaWolf
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If we win-win-win, we have to wonder if Thor win-win-wins, too - or does he hate us?
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Thor
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"Site-to-store" is a whole other department/world of pain. I do occasionally help load the bigger stuff into people's cars. The other day, it was about 14 bags of mulch. I also have to deal with things like trampolines, patio sets, furniture, kayaks, weight sets, etc. My FedEx guy is about 67. I always joke with him about how customers probably assume there's a team of strong young bucks working this sh*t...rather than a coupla old men. |
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Jimmy
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MUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never shopped at Walmart. I've never even walked into one of their stores. After seeing (hearing) this ad, I can safely say that I haven't missed anything!
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PaWolf
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You haven't won-won-won.
Be thankful.
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Anduril
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Thor, I'm really curious: Why do all the shopping carts suck so bad at the typical WalMart? Most do not roll anywhere close to straight, and those that do, only do so because the wobble on all wheels just happens to even out. How often (if ever?) does WalMart serivce and/or replace their shopping carts? What do customers (or staff?) do to them that f^ck them up so bad? Or are these just the cheapest shopping carts known to mankind?
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PaWolf
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My avatar, the late Rob Ford (Toronto's mayor), would advise Walmart US should learn from their Canadian brothers, doncha know...get some better cart corrals, cart guards, invest in the local community and regularly purchase refurbished carts, etc...
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Thor
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I dunno. No problems with the shopping carts at my store. |
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badwiring
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I literally put my hands over my ears every time this comes on.
It's not that I particularly like most music played in commercials. This one is just particularly grating, like I'm being yelled at. I suppose most lyrics are meaningless, but when the sound is this annoying it amplifies the stupidity of the words.
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PaWolf
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...weeelll....looks like some of our type o'peeps ain't gonna 'WinWinWin'...
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Anduril
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I've been to Walmarts all over the southeast US. In Florida especially, the carts are terrible. I initially attributed it to fat-ass shoppers who, frankly, should never go past the fruit & vegetable aisle. But then, those carts are motorized and I'm talking about the normal carts. All of the local Walmarts here have horrible carts that either wobble badly, or won't roll straight. Not even close. The noise on some carts is so bad everyone can "hear you coming"! It's almost embarassing to grab the 'wrong' cart. I'd estimate 30% of the carts here should be taken out of service, minimum. Another 30% could probably be repaired to at least be useable.
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Jimbo
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Sometimes I'll test about a half dozen Walmart carts before choosing one.
At the one I shop at, some of them thunk and clunk so badly it sounds like you're pounding on them with a hammer. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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the raytownian
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I wish they'd stop using this lame song in ads. This is the 2nd or 3rd one I've seen since 2016.
PS: The N.W.A. version is a thousand times better. |
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PaWolf
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Watch the Trailer Park Boys video I posted - your local Walmart needs to let 'Bubbles' to swipe the carts, refurb, and sell them back to Walmart. And they need a cart guard like Ricky
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crainbebo
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They have put this commercial on overkill. Must have seen it a dozen times yesterday, just saw it this morning. Lightning fast on that mute button...fk off Walmart!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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aka ron
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They must not want us old white guys to shop there anymore.
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Anduril
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Yeah... I guess we make the cashiers look bad. They simply can't keep up, what with our (single) credit card going through on the very first attempt. As opposed to using no less than using seventeen different cards to cover a $22 purchase! |
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