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PaWolf
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okokok, already! I'm uncomfortable with this commercial.
Do some of those girls seem a little, what say....YOUNG? These commercials just make me feel weird, if not like an old letch just watching the commercial. I never was and never will be a 'Pad Picker for Little Patty Pompaloose' - that's just wrong and something Mom & daughter can address during their own 'private time' - kind of like when 'Dad' takes his boy out to get his first condom, doncha know, but hey! Let's get 'back to the pad' - some of them look so huge they could protect a lady from having her guts spill out from inside, cancha tell... ~~~ Can you imagine the gentleman below hanging around the 'Always My Fit' isle in Walmart, checking out the little girls and what size pads they chose, or worse yet - trying to help them decide what size is best for them by kind of grunting while holding a package and pointing at the size of the women's sanitary Band-Aids within, then at the girl, then at where she needs to apply it? Everyone has to just know deviants like this exist and it is only a matter of time before there will be incidents and accidents that started out just like that...
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"Blood running down her leg!"
Super duper panty protection. |
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Thor
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I'll bet that chick in the first screen capture uses the number 5.
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Jimbo
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Are you trying to "fat shame" that girl???? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Thor
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She looks like she might have hair on her back.
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Jimbo
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So then she's your perfect match???? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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My perfect match:
Is she alive or at least still warm or her parts microwaveable? |
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Jimbo
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You should apply for a job at the local morgue.
Just think of all the "cheap dates" you'd get. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Only if they had a human-sized microwave to soften them up. I don't need chafing.
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Jimbo
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You could bring in your own heat lamp from home. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Thor
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And oil them up. I'd use olive oil because the fat in olive oil is unsaturated and, therefore, healthier. At my age, I need to take such things into consideration.
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Jimbo
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Yes, that's true. Olive oil is part of the Mediterranean Diet you hear so much about. Maybe include some Omega-3 fish oil. Which would have other benefits, too. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Thor
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Yes, I'd know exactly where to put that fish oil.
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Jimbo
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You want the most "life like" experience possible.
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Thor
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"Somewhat lifelike" is the experience I'm looking for.
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Jimbo
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I suppose an audio recording from a porn video would help with that, too.
You wouldn't want "dead" silence. |
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Thor
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I'd rather we just make beautiful, sensual music together.
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PaWolf
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...listening to you two, all I can think of is 'Critical Bill', who also liked them 'a little on the cold-side'
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Jimbo
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What, no gasping, moaning and squealing???
Disappointing. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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I prefer the erotic sounds of screaming and struggling and pleading and yelling for help.
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Jimbo
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You all don't have a crawl space in your house, do you?
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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I wish! There are woods nearby, though. And a noisy highway alongside.
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Jimbo
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Yeah, you don't want that evidence on your property.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Plus, there's bear in those woods. They'll eat the evidence.
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Jimbo
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I dunno.
Bones are evidence too. Especially jaw bones with teeth still in them. You'd have to decapitate first. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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