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aka ron
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Get crazy all of you young people, "Don't be shy"! Your first lay could be only a Coke away.
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PaWolf
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Yea - this works for everyone. Get a little coke and you can grab any girl you want.
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DarkRealmStar
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If you're gonna seduce a girl with Coke, maybe you should put a little rum in it?
BTW, both those kids are a little on the skinny side. Eat a cheeseburger! Both of you!
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Wait, what? Coca-Cola with roofies? Guess that saves the pervs the step of adding it themselves... Now, if you want to be fly, you need the Funky Cold Medina...
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aka ron
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Ain't young love great? Like they need any extra stimuli. Throw in some sugar and caffeine!
They will be swapping spit and who knows what other body fluids. |
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HalandBubbles
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This ad teaches people that Coke is the best way to win over a girl. That's wrong: it takes more than that to succeed.
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you wanna see my pencil?
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aka ron
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I'm with DRS on this one, let's have some rum too!
Just don't smell like rum, sex or vomit when you go home to your parents! |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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False advertising, load of crock. I took a pic of a Coke bottle I saw that actually had the name "Thompson" on it, I texted a girl I know who has the same last name.
She didn't reply, in fact she has now blocked me. F U Coke! |
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aka ron
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Coke is really pushing this 'find a one night stand with a Coke' series to the hilt. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Jimbo
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This is the first time I saw this thread and the first time I've seen those commercials.
Lame. |
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DarkRealmStar
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They never have my name on their bottles -- too unusual and if they did have it, it wouldn't be spelled my way anyway.
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Jimbo
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Oh gee, thanks!!! Now we're gonna be driving ourselves crazy wondering what your name is. Mulva....? |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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Yeah, I was gonna add that in there, too.... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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DarkRealmStar
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Oops, sorry.
It's no big deal, it's just that I've rarely had anything pre-made with people's names on them include mine, like key chains, mugs, etc. There is a famous person who has it spelled my way, and someone else who has it spelled "the other way."
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Anduril
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Brett Favre? 'Cause there's no way that's pronounced "farv". Maybe he's dyslexic? |
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Jimbo
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I know, right? I never could bring myself to pronounce his name as "Farve". I just referred to him as Brett "Fah-vray". |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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Yep. And she knows how highly we think of her too. I hope. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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She left a clue in her profile...I think. I'm not stalking you!
http://www.famousfix.com/list/celebrities-with-name-starting-with-x |
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DarkRealmStar
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It's Xena Warrior Princess! People mistakenly spell it phonetically using a Z as in Zena. Gets on my nerves! No, just kidding. It's Xaviera. Again with the Z. I used to get confused with Xaviera Hollander, The Happy Hooker (most of the younger peeps here won't get that reference). I'm really Xena Star, thus the DarkRealmStar moniker here. Yes, it's true folks, I'm really a famous porn star. Just messing with you guys. I started something silly and now I'm and feel like a teaser. I DO NOT like being a teaser! You know which kind. I hate chicks like that. Anywho... My real name starts with an R. If you PM me I will tell you if you promise not to broadcast it on CIH. (Depending on who PM's me, I may or may not respond.) Why do I sense I'm getting in trouble here?
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Jimbo
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Or.... how about if we start guessing (on the forum) and when/if one of us gets it right, you could PM us and tell us in secret that we guessed it. That sounds more fun. I'll go first... Robin? |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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DarkRealmStar
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Whoever guesses right gets a PM from me confirming, depending on who guesses right. Not Robin, or Robyn.
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Jimbo
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Cool!!!
I have another guess lined up, but I'll be polite and give someone else a turn. Of course you know you'll have to check in on a regular basis to review our submissions... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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