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    Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 10:18am
Confused
You need a miracle.
I need a miracle.
We all need a miracle.
Today.
So let's all make the call, that's all - there's no reason to take that next fall.
You squealed, so now be healed!
Just follow the link below...
Now enjoy some inspirational music as a reward for taking that 'first step'.
"Big smileHey! Look kiddies, both light and darky - listen to Mr. Marky play real music and none o'dat rapcrap! Now all you lil'fools go learn to play an instrument and show off some honed skills! Getcha some Miracly Water, first..."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 7:26pm
HOLY SH*T ON A SHINGLE!!!
 
So, it's not too late for me? Just mix some of this in with my vodka and I will live forever?
 
Praise the Lord!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 10:11pm
WinkIt'll change your life, Bubba - but you may want to make that vodka mixer a double...
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They're still selling that stuff? I figured that well of suckers dried up years ago.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 12:00am
I thought it was free and I was getting all ready to adopt some multiple personality disorder so I could call in and get a bathtub full of the stuff, doncha know...
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So I can cancel my trip to Lourdes and just have miracle water mailed to me?  Cool!
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

So I can cancel my trip to Lourdes and just have miracle water mailed to me?  Cool!
LOLLOLI've been to Lourdes - when I was a kid. My folks took the pack...and nobody showed up for about a month after, doncha know - drank a little bit and rolled around in the basin and cleaned up...I felt rejuvenated for a few days.
 
Eau de Lourdes
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 6:05pm
LOL! Are they serious!? Next thing you know they'll be claiming it to be "untouched by man" like the Fiji Commercials!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 6:23pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused
You need a miracle.
Now enjoy some inspirational music as a reward for taking that 'first step'.
"Big smileHey! Look kiddies, both light and darky - listen to Mr. Marky play real music and none o'dat rapcrap! Now all you lil'fools go learn to play an instrument and show off some honed skills! Getcha some Miracly Water, first..."
LOLLOL
I do love Knopfler!
 
Is this guy for real?  Something about him screams "Bend over and I hope you brought your own lubricant cause you about to be screwed, big time."
 
 
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This is the lowest of the low. I'm a Christian who takes my faith very seriously, and this garbage makes me furious. I can't wait to see what happens to this guy when he has to face God and answer for all this.
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(Wink)^^^ConfusedHow do you know your God didn't give him that water for us? I'm just opening the possibility....then again, I hope nobody peed in it. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 4:40pm
Yea, I think Colm Meaney could play Peter Popoff.
Star Trek Colm Meaney
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 4:48pm
Having your Peter Popoff sounds quite painful.Shocked
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How sacreligious can he get????.UnhappyConfused
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 3:16am
This guy is still on the air? He must be completely desperate to sell his 'miracle spring water.' What a scam.
Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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