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aka ron
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I don't know who this jerk-off (Joe Keery) is but he needs to get a haircut, all of them!
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Anduril
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The commercial reminds me more of Ferris Bueller than it does pepperoni.
So, total failure. Well, maybe not "total". At least they didn't have wannabe-Ferris singing in the shower hawking Entresto. |
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DarkRealmStar
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This guy bugs me too. His face and facial expressions are supposed to be cute/smug, but it just comes out being douche/smug. Know what I mean?
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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I know this is a pizza ad, but Jesus this almost feels like a personal audition tape to cast this jerk*ff for a Ferris Buller's Day Off remake/reboot. And I would not be surprised if that happened! Broderick fit that classic 80s movie...this goof looks like he was kicked out a boy band.
Damn trend in unoriginal Hollywood taking classic flicks and remaking them...destroying them in the process. Yeah..perhaps totally off topic, this ad sucks! And so does this 15 sec version |
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aka ron
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Triple J
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I'm sick and tired of these millennials jizzing all over movies from the 80's like they're "iconic legendary classics." I grew up avoiding these films for a reason: They're stupid. Stop it. It's been done. Stop trying to pander to my generation. Just show the product, tell me what toppings are on it, and give me a discount. Other than that, shut the hell up.
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DarkRealmStar
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Douchebag Boy runs from his girlfriend for a pizza?!? How gay is that?
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DarkRealmStar
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It's official. These ads are supposed to be Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2.0. I saw it on the Internet.
http://nerdist.com/stranger-things-joe-keery-plays-ferris-bueller-in-nostalgic-dominos-ad/ Ugh.
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aka ron
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I grew up in a time when it was cool for men (some men) to have long hair. I'll try to find a pic but even I think I look a little goofy.
This jerk is playing Ferris Bueller? Maybe a gay FB.
Can anyone else relate to this?
Or wake-up in study hall with a pool of drool after falling asleep at your desk.
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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!Tommy
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I think ordering pizza online is the most stupid concept to have ever been pulled out of someone's ass. How hard is it to pick up a phone and call it in?? It's not more convenient, it's just the fact that you can do it and because people are so addicted to the internet, it just gives them one more excuse to spend their entire lives on it.
As for "life moves fast", that's just another stupid thing that people try using as an excuse that they have to be impatient for every little aspect of their lives. You're not as important and special as you think you are. Oh how I miss the 90s when people had a little more common sense. |
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The kid plays Steve on Stranger Things. If you're not familiar, Steve is the 80's rich-boy smug douchebag stereotype on the show. He sports that haircut, which I guess is supposed to make him even more douchy (it works).
It's annoying as f**k seeing that commercial every 2 minutes, but I guess maybe a smart move on Dominos' part, as Stranger Things fans would instantly recognize him, and a hell of a lot of people are on an 80's kick right now. |
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MrTim
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[ camera zooms in on pizza box being opened ]
[ roaches scurry out and escape ]
[ voiceover ]
"Life Moves Fast"
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Dreamer
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Someone needs to hold him down and cut his hair. What is with that shaggy, unkempt hair deal that wraps around the forehead? It is ridiculous! Please people, make them cut their hair!
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PaWolf
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I found the LONG version of 'Home for Pizza'...enjoy
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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MrCleveland
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Looks like Domino's is gonna revamp all scenes from Ferris Buller the way things are going!
What next...Domino's revamps this scene? |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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HalandBubbles
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That's the worst recorder playing I've heard.
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you wanna see my pencil?
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Anduril
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As long as you've got him pinned down, why not beat the ever-loving sh!t out of him? |
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This kid is a douche, and I will never eat Domino's again based on this commercial.
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Triple J
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I'd like to remake the scene where the Ferrari falls out the window, with that friggin' kid in the car.
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Anduril
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"Life moves fast."
Too bad Domino's delivery doesn't! Ad execs should think before they open their campaigns to ridicule. Oh wait, that requires a brain stem. Nevermind. |
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aka ron
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Did you ever see this show, Sarge? Or this one? |
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aka ron
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At least they stopped sending 19 year old children, with crappy cars and tires and a limited amount of driving experience, on a time related mission. How could they even think this was a good idea? Domino's: Stop the Deaths! End Your 30 Minute Delivery Guarantee But in 1993, after the company was faced with two lawsuits from people who were killed or injured by delivery drivers rushing to get pizzas delivered within the 30 minute timeframe, the company dropped the guarantee in the U.S. https://www.change.org/p/dominos-stop-the-deaths-end-your-30-minute-delivery-guarantee |
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MrCleveland
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Can we bring back Bad Andy? At least he was better...
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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