Gucci 'Bamboo' (video) |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 20 Dec 2016 at 9:29pm |
...wait...wait...there she is - looking straaaaaight at you! Is it me or does she look like your little sister who was sold off as a 'sex slave' at the age of 12 (and now, in this ad, she's 14!)? Now, maybe it didn't affect the family too much as she was a little 'strange' - you see how her eyes are awfully close together, eh?
And it doesn't help that she's letting the finches loose in the house - anyone that's had them know they sh*t everywhere ~and~ can launch turd projectiles sideways!
You'll need the perfume for the stench...
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It looks like her eyes are blacked out, creeepppyyy!
The whole commercial could double as a horror movie! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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This ad is just odd...like every perfume commercial (followed by "available at Macy's")
I swear I think this all started in the 80s, CK Obsession commercial that made absolutely no sense. Many of the ads today I see is some girl running around aimlessly in Paris, Hong Kong...some exotic city, clips or flashbacks of her and some guy making out or rolling around in bed. Perhaps recluse Johnny Depp driving around in a desert to dig a grave...and this is for some cologne? I used to wear my dads Brut for Men in high school...what BS, my female classmates never flocked to me! |
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aka ron
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I thought we were talking about a 'bamboo bra' recently.
These ads are all crazy, I prefer clean without any artificial flavors.
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PaWolf
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Know the stank well!
Any 'real stud' had a *collection* that included Acqua Velva, Old Spice, Hai Karate, and Brut - or, as long as Dad had them, all was cool.
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tikibagger
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Hai Karate'..Chheezis! Cheap cologne of the 60s...their ads made a 7 year old me want it BAD and I think the folks bought me some as a joke and to shut me up..I remember it was pretty stank and easily as cheepo as Aqua V..maybe Capt. Action wore it but not moi...
back to the ad..the most disturbing thing about Anorexia here is her weirdly curving FINGERS around the product..I bet it smells good but damn that ad is pretentious twaddle |
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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