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usmaak
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Posted: 24 Nov 2016 at 10:32pm |
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I apologize that I could only find the long version of this insipid pile of crap.
It starts out as the typical, awful "real people" chevy crap. The idiot woman at the end with the business in the front, party in the back thing has just the right amount and combination of vocal fry and uplift to make this one of the worst ones out there. Every time I see this ad and have to listen to her uniquely aggravating voice, I get irrational rage. Fkn idiot.
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Fred
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These drive me up the wall, no pun intended. These "real people not actors" who view the cars seem to be easily amazed. "Those look like Audi lights". Is that really a selling point?
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h8ads
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The "normal people" one with the truck (aluminum bed test) is laughable, too. If any real contractor who owns a truck were present for this would laugh and explain the concept of bed liners to the douchey host. Then they'd throw the toolbox at his head.
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crainbebo
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I AM SICK AND TIRED OF POTSCH BOYD!! AND ESPECIALLY THOSE FOCUS GROUPS! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! F**K!
(OK, where's my breather?) This stupid thing has gone on too long. Chevy needs to find a new ad campaign.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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aka ron
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DemonicMelodies
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I agree with everyone. This annoying ad campaign with the irritating host and these easily amazed sheep must be stopped. It's literally making me hate Chevy.
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People are dumb.
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Ad nauseous
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"oh haha giggle giggle" "oh haha giggle giggle" "oh haha giggle giggle" Argh! These people are more vapid than a damn laughtrack! End this series NOW!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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zippyjet
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The only redeeming quality of this otherwise blah commercial is the hot Asian girl showing some toned leg in a mini or shorty white shorts in the driver's seat.
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Hammer666
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How do I hate these commercials? Let me count the ways:
1) the hysterical, forced laughter following any comment made by anyone 2) the subservient obedience of the buyers to their Chevy masters (can I sit in the car a little longer?) 3)the worshipful response to the fake awards that the Chevy overlords hammer into these sheep 4) the idiot bimbo impressed by the "Audi lights" and the "party in the back".. Yeah, if you had two three year olds they could probably fit into the back 5) their endless presence on any tv sporting event And they'll continue through New Years.... |
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zippyjet
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I'll take these commercials any day over all the Shi*mas BS commercials. The only Xmas commercial I like this year is one where a bunch of oh so cute kitties destroy a tree and the presents. I believe it's for one of the cat treats. Our 4 legged friends can cut through all the fa la la la BS of the satanic holiday season drivel. Back to this post, these Chevy commercials do nothing 4 or against me they are just on a lot.
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usmaak
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tikibagger
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I hate the hosts wispy 'beard' and his girl jeans SO MUCH..i do appreciate tight pants on the broads and the occasional hotty, but not enough to endure the "wow' fakery on the reveals on these blah ads
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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I wish they would get rid of this hipster p*ssy sounding spokesdork a**hat! Along with these fake "real people!" Their reactions are so damn phony! THIS ad, I dosed off a few nights ago..always dosing off during lame TV shows...anyway. The "BANG" of the toolbox landing in the truck bed startled me out of my nice nap. Saw the ad on the TV, grumbled "f*** you!" and I quick turned off the TV. |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Thor
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You're all missing the point!
It's a hatchback! OMG...I can't believe it! A Chevy Cruz hatchback!! Why didn't they think of this before? Life has changed. I think I just sh*t my pants. |
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tikibagger
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As much as the hatchback has plagued the Chevy corp, they took the high road and refrained from producing such a travesty..until the thin bearded ladies pants wearer COMMANDED them to
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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aka ron
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Regal-Beagle
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Yes, we honestly believe that these commercials are impromptu and not scripted, for only "unreal people" (actors) use scripts and prompts. We also believe in the tooth fairy, Santa Clause, that democracy is real and pure in this country and that Noah got all of those animals on his little boats as well as their food for 40 days. SMH
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tikibagger
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Don't forget the Thetans, Allah and the world is FLAT |
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Kelly H
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So basically if it's "Business up Front, Party in the Back" it's the "Mullet" of the car world. Does anyone want to be associated with the mullet? I'm guessing probably not.
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TV_Casualty
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That video is so bad. It's so bad it makes me want to keep watching it to see how much worse it could possibly get.
Maybe that's the advertisers' goal all along... |
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Mlevinson
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Nobody with normal vision looks at this POS and says "that's impressive". Give me a break.
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jnoble
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Exactly. NOBODY who buys that truck for the purpose of hauling a lot of stuff around (contractor, construction, whatever) is going to do a damn thing with it until they get a bed liner installed, sometimes right at the dealership. Gimme a break. |
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