Cottonelle CleanCare - Bum talk returns |
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crainbebo
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Posted: 23 Jun 2016 at 9:40pm |
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Can someone call security on this British twit?! She's back on this side of the pond asking people about wiping their a$$es. Some people in this ad say it's "breezy" and "sassy"...WTF?
Please Cottonelle, you are pushing it for daytime TV. Can't find it on YT, so... https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ATwT/cottonelle-clean-care-happy-bum-featuring-cherry-healey
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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Thor
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I went to Youtube and typed in "Cottonelle Clean Care commercial".
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PaWolf
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I will not condemn her because she may actually change someone's life for the better and save the rest of us. Try standing in a VERY slow moving line on a sweltering summer day behind the person who was not familiar with 'toilet paper', or even worse...basic personal hygiene. And they want to talk to you about their family.
"Your impression of a chipmunk is SO cute!", you are told, right before you correct them by puking. At least you'll get a better spot in line if you advise them (rather loudly) that you aren't supposed to be contagious after tomorrow...
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MrTim
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Don't deny it, you're hot for her, aren't you?
(j/k!)
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aka ron
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Let's talk about ASS!
"enjoy the go"
What about conductor Randy, who sees everything and forgets nothing?
WTF? Is with the TP companies? Gross us all out and spray some air freshener to make it all cute and clean? Screw you in the stink hole!
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Anduril
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The word they're looking for is "sh!tty", but they won't let you say that on TV. There's a joke out there about a lion and a cute bunny rabbit... I forget the details, but the lion spare's the bunny's life electing instead to use cottontail to wipe his ass. Maybe Cottonelle could develop a spokesman around that concept? You know, a cute fuzzy bunny with treadmarks. Truth in advertising, baby! |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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New British Invasion. It makes sh*tty commercials (no pun intended) seem classy.
A clean a**hole, coming from a classy accent, it sounds good or an older worn out 40something year old sprawled out on a bed babbling about Viagra...it gives it class also. Could explain this insane oddity I saw today. Woman from Texas, born and raised in the USA woke up from surgery, now has a heavy UK accent. WTF? Well played...an agent has now hired her and she'll be the new face for Phillips Colon Health. Gives 'enjoying the go' a little more class. (I'm joking) |
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Thor
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^ I don't know if it's supposed to make it seem classier as much as it's supposed to make it seem funny. To have this prim, conservative-looking British lady talking about taking a dump is sort of incongruous with what we'd expect from someone like her.
That said, I think the British gal in the PooPourri commercials does it much better. Those commercials are actually funny. |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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PaWolf
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Here's what happens when you 'go commando' but forget your cottenelle.
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aka ron
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Good God! An oldie but a goodie!
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PaWolf
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One of my favorite commercials.
I really loved this series - but this one takes the urinal cake, all because of poor Constable Bob.
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CaptainErnie
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If she's such a fan of "clean" why don't we get her a job with Panera?
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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crainbebo
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I'm still seeing this piece of crap at least 3-4 times a day. Why do I want to talk about my a$$ to a British lady? It's none of your business how I wipe after taking a dump.
And of course, this is the same ahole women who crashed a dinner date and a wedding to talk about wiping a$$es. How is she enjoying this? Does she dream about discussing bum wiping with celebrities and athletes?
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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PaWolf
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"Why?", you ask?
Because you could be in GB - in a fine dining establishment, doncha know - and she could be your waitress. Just another day ordering another meal, in England (I recall having some pretty nasty meals in the UK).
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Today's youth are SO over-privilaged!
They didn't have to experience the war-time posters some of us older members did, in our youth, such as (in the bathroom stalls): "Flush HARD! It's a long way to the kitchen."
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aka ron
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^ Poop fetish?
I'm having trouble with my computer, AGAIN! It may just be when I use Windows 7. Having trouble with Mozilla too, that was for Crainbebo. |
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PaWolf
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^especially risky for those that don't check their charmin
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tikibagger
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this reminds me of something I was gonna post in repeat offenders--the insensitivity to
taste and proper topics of todays med ads-- the WORST is hearing about bloody stools and diarrhea as side effects --right in the news hour--which is JUST when we eat DINNER--wtf? and brit bum enthusiast and her 'gets it ALL clean' is right up there--they DID tone it down a notch butt...BUT still unsavory. Is this not NOTED by todays ad tards? Between erections and IBS its awful |
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Papa Lazarou
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They should have her talking about "fanny wiping"
Those unaware will just think they're cleaning it up. Those in the know might actually got some actual enjoyment out of these stupid ads. |
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