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    Posted: 04 Jun 2016 at 7:15pm
Red from Wendy's was actually great and funny when she first was hired but then turned into a snobby prick who put down her friends' food choices and exhalted Wendy's. If I were her friend, I would tell her "Look, I'm not a child, and I'm not your child, so shut up!" The one where she claimed she helped a friend move by saying,"Lift with your legs, not your back!" While holding a Wendy's burger and not helping out physically made me mad!

Enzyte Bob for some pill that gave you long erections(the disclaimer even said that you should contact your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours)with his freakishly huge and frozen smile just gave me the creeps. The one with the sad looking Asian men was borderline offensive!
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Red from Wendy's was actually great and funny when she first was hired but then turned into a snobby prick who put down her fiends' food choices and exhalted Wendy's. If I were her fiend, I would tell her "Look, I'm not a child, and I'm not your child, so shut up!" The one where she claimed she helped a fiend move by saying,"Lift with your legs, not your back!" While holding a Wendy's burger and not helping out physically made me mad!

Enzyte Bob for some pill that gave you long erections(the disclaimer even said that you should contact your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours)with his freakishly huge and frozen smile just gave me the creeps. The one with the sad looking Asian men was borderline offensive!

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I'm trying to go back to how I was in 2010 when I was just a normal, everyday poster, which is why I have stopped doing the Troll threads.
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What about your Mom? Everyone here wishes her the best.

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Pawolf, that was very insensitive of you. My mother is in pain from her cancer removal surgery and I do not appreciate you making hurtful comments.
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Quote Enzyte Bob (...)  with the sad looking Asian men
 
Whoa! tmi!  What Enzyte Bob does behind closed doors should stay there!
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MrT, that was very insensitive of you. Someone else's mother, or maybe it was 'Enzyte Bob' is in pain from their cancer removal surgery and someone else does not appreciate you making hurtful comments about either of them, or sad-looking men from other cultures!

Shame on you!

 
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Pawolf, thanks for changing your original insensitive post. The new edited post is very nice and thoughtful. My Mom is in pain but says she is taking ot slow, day by day and she hopes to make a full recovery soon!
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I'm trying to go back to how I was in 2010 when I was just a normal, everyday poster, which is why I have stopped doing the Troll threads.
You should start fresh...stop being something you are not.
 
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Originally posted by Calvin Calvin wrote:

Red from Wendy's started off as sweet, then became a condescending twit soon after, bashing anyone who didn't eat Wendy's. Hypocritically enough, even she herself was never seen eating Wendy's food. She generally just held the burger in her hands. The closest she came to eating was sniffing a Wendy's burger.


Maxwell the pig from Geico was funny at first in his "Wee wee wee," commercial and then became overplayed and stupid after that.
Hmmm?
 
The least you could do is remember your own post, not put us through it again. 
 
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My thread looking like Calvin's post was a coincidence! Really!
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I think the KFC "Colonel" has got to be the worst! Loud bombastic yelling, stupid humor and all that jazz. If I have to see and hear that dumbass exclaim "real meal for 5 bucks" for 5 ****ing times then hear him say "finger licking finger licking finger licking finger licking finger licking goooooooooooooood!" I am going to smash the TV! Ugh it's painful to type that! What a joke!
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Thank you, Ad for actually saying a Spokesperson you don't like!:D
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Hmm, Jared for Subway? OJ for Hertz Dead 
~ Ok, Well they seemed "normal" to most before they were criminals, I thought Jared was a creepy mofo, but never thought he liked kiddie flicks. Sick f---!

I don't understand KFC's strategy, they are on the "3rd Colonel" since they started that silliness a year a half ago. 

Jan for Toyota, I have such pure hatred for that twit!  
Aaron Paul and that voice for Mazda makes me a little mental.
Flo..well that's a given!

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KFC needs to stop with the Colonel, I agree with you, Nerd In Philly. Three Colonels should equal three strikes and you're out as in Baseball!
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

My thread looking like Calvin's post was a coincidence! Really!
LOL
 
Your words and writing style give you away everytime, Cally.
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Ron, I was not Calvin!
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A regional chain Pizza Schmezza now has Elmer Fudd as their spokesperson advertising "Habby Owa". Not funny or cute! If the man has an actual speech impediment I apologize.
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Ron, I was not Calvin!
 
"But your honor, the evidence is overwhelming. Yet the defendant continues to make a mockery of this forum!" Let's look at the facts...
 
Topic subject:[Donanathang wrote ]  Direct Link To This Post Topic: Worst commercial spokespeople of all time
                      [Callythang wrote] Direct Link To This Post Topic: Spokespeople I am glad I don't see anymore.

May I remind the court of CIH that these post were less than a year apart!
 
How about the initial post! "Your honor...is there any doubt in the mind of reason that this is not the same poster?"  Embarrassed
 
Topic post:[Callythang wrote]  Red from Wendy's started off as sweet, then became a condescending twit soon after,   bashing anyone who didn't eat Wendy's.
 
                   [Donanathang wrote] Red from Wendy's was actually great and funny when she first was hired but then turned into a snobby prick who put down her friends' food choices and exhalted Wendy's.
 
 
I rest my case and speak for anyone who gets tired of his shenanigans.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Okay, okay! I'll confess! I'll talk!*Feels backed into a corner* I knew there was a post veey similar to this one, but I hoped everyone else orgot about it! The original post was almost a year ago, so I was hoping no one else remembered the original post!
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