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There is no end in sight for this f*cking "It's what you do" concept from Geico.
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Darthhillbilly
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Jane amuses me a little in this one, but yeah, me think this campaign need go elephant graveyard.
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Cheetah know not where to water, but know Jane REAL well and Tarzan be idiot and take the fall.
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It'd be funnier if it wasn't another GEICO commercial!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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PaWolf
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I like this one a little more every time
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MrTim
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The ad fails because TARZAN DOESN'T HAVE A CAR.
So what does he need GEICO for...?
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Darthhillbilly
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Frog protection.
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Uninsured trees and vines.
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i8acannibal
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Life insurance, for when he beats that bitchy Jane to death with a rock to stop the constant nagging.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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GEICO's new vine replacement. In case you hydroplane into a tree.
Perfect.
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I laughed
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Okay, I had to laugh at this comment. You got a smirk out of me. I agree with the above poster about Jane, she is kind of the savior of this commercial. So is the Chimp; his head-shake is subtle, but funny. However, Tarzan, as usual, is a chauvinistic ass. For the record, their other commercial about that James Bond-type dude, who gets a call from his mother is also funny. "Oblivious-Mom" is a hoot. |
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I wanted to smack Jane in her nagging face. I'm sick to death of these commercials featuring women with horrible voices nagging at their poor men. I hope Jane ended up getting eaten by a tiger or something. If I were Tarzan, I'd leave her stranded on that tree.
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"Out of all the worst possible things, this is the. Worst. Possible. Thing!"
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I chuckled the first time, then it got monotonous very quickly.
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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aka ron
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What the f*ck does Geico know about husband's and wive's?
A bunch of virgin idiots that have NO sex appeal, Hey Geico douche bags, It's what you do!!!
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"Tarzan does not know where tarzan go!" I enjoy it when she says that.
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I am part of the target audience....and I hate it.
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Seen it about 5 times. I like it!
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aka ron
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I think PaW posted the book I should be reading today.
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Darthhillbilly
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Ah, the apostrophe... the strap-on of the punctuation world. I suppose wives could have apostrophes, if you're into that sort of thing.
Didn't have you pegged for the sort, though, Ron.
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You people have found my weak spot. punc·tu·a·tion
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Polly wanna cracker.
Polly tastes gamey.
Gimme more, mon!
polygamy...mormon
I dunno - I just don't get it.
New to Church of LDS?
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Thor
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I know you have problems with separating sentences correctly, but your problem with rapid or sudden speciation sounds like something you really need to check into. |
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aka ron
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Well, you know how 'some people' talk about we "spermistakes"?
I have an IQ of 113, dammit! Same as my birthday!
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Commercialsmeh
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Okay, that made me laugh. Nice one.
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