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    Posted: 09 Feb 2016 at 6:55pm
Shocked...wait a nakey second! Ain't ONE gurly in this ad looking any older than about 16, doncha know. Each one looks like they had the idiot box spot shot when Mommy & Daddy were at work and believed their parents would *never* see the ad.
Any of you gents got a 'reproductive problem' after watching this?
At least these kids' parents won't need to worry about the local high school letter jacket kiddies trying to be the first to steal their daughters' innocense ('cept for the easy one - can you spot her?) - pervs of all ages and persuasions are now lined up, waitin' & baitin', doncha know...
"Evil SmileLeetle gurl, leeeeetle guuuuuurrrrl, come sit on my lap so I can adooooooooorrrre you!"
No, *I* wouldn't think like that. Can't speak for others around here, though...how old did you say your daughter was?
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^^^LOLaka's prolly been banned to hell for posting that lil'piece of innocense our parents used to play...but Tully? Daaaaamn!LOL
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There's another one of these that only has two girls on it. The second one comes on and says the same "we know your phone's out, so look us up" thing, just like in this ad. Only difference being is that she has those wide open, surprised/ creepy stalker look to them. She's the same chick that starts showing up around the 5 second mark in this one.
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^Yea, but this one has the "leetle gurlz".
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As a female, I know they have an app you can buy from. And some of the girls look 18-20ish. I see so many tweens shopping at Victoria Secret at the mall... I'm thinking wtf. obviously there are parents okay with becoming a grandma in their 30s
I am part of the target audience....and I hate it.
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She does look possibly underaged. Why not show an obviously 25 year old grown adult in their website?
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Originally posted by A Millennial A Millennial wrote:

As a female, I know they have an app you can buy from. And some of the girls look 18-20ish. I see so many tweens shopping at Victoria Secret at the mall... I'm thinking wtf. obviously there are parents okay with becoming a grandma in their 30s
Indeed.
I'm thinkin' these folks are playing off the obvious. Today's kids are 'older and wiser quicker', so they believe. A results of cultural mixing and the dumbing-down that comes with it, 'cockroach mentalities' are becoming the norm in the general public more and more. 
'The Birds And The Bees' will be a speech given by parents before the end of grade school. 'Monogamy' will be one of the words eliminated from all Spelling Bees.
This acceptance of 'BarrioHoodWay' (otherwise known as the new 'Broadway') will force education to modify the junior high and high school curriculums to include:
  • Making Babies 101 - 'A Family Practice': Ordering Sissy's birthday gift from 'Adore Me' 
  • Breastfeeding during P.E.
  • Signing Up for Foodstamps
  • History 101: Brothers and Sistes that have the same Mom & Dad

 

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by A Millennial A Millennial wrote:

As a female, I know they have an app you can buy from. And some of the girls look 18-20ish. I see so many tweens shopping at Victoria Secret at the mall... I'm thinking wtf. obviously there are parents okay with becoming a grandma in their 30s
Indeed.
I'm thinkin' these folks are playing off the obvious. Today's kids are 'older and wiser quicker', so they believe. A results of cultural mixing and the dumbing-down that comes with it, 'cockroach mentalities' are becoming the norm in the general public more and more. 
'The Birds And The Bees' will be a speech given by parents before the end of grade school. 'Monogamy' will be one of the words eliminated from all Spelling Bees.
This acceptance of 'BarrioHoodWay' (otherwise known as the new 'Broadway') will force education to modify the junior high and high school curriculums to include:
  • Making Babies 101 - 'A Family Practice': Ordering Sissy's birthday gift from 'Adore Me' 
  • Breastfeeding during P.E.
  • Signing Up for Foodstamps
  • History 101: Brothers and Sistes that have the same Mom & Dad

 

Little girls menstruating at 9 and 10 y/o. " Signing Up for Foodstamps". Don't forget WIC, cellphone, housing, utilities, public transportation pass, and actual cash welfare. To quote Margaret Thatcher β€œThe problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.”
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Little girls menstruating at 9 and 10 y/o. " Signing Up for Foodstamps". Don't forget WIC, cellphone, housing, utilities, public transportation pass, and actual cash welfare. To quote Margaret Thatcher β€œThe problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.”
ClapThumbs UpNow, if only we can drive that one point into the thick, brainless skulls of the U.S. lower-middle class. I wasn't going to say immigrants, black, hispanic, and trailer park-white, because people might think I'm being racially insensitive, but I decided I would after listening to an out-of-work 39 year old black woman complaining about her food stamps being late this month. "I worked all my life for these and I want them they are due!". In my books, she should just be put down - not just have here 'benefits' taken away, but literally put down. I get to hear a lot of this crap given I dress-down and most people have no idea of what I do professionally, much less know where I live. The U.S. is heading headlong into failure if it cannot get a grip on the lower and lower middle-class portions of society who no longer understand the concept of hard work, much less right and wrong.
As I work and pay tax, it has never been my intention to support the ignorant and self-serving. I have no mercy for them. 
   
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I think - with a combination of the better lifestyles/fitness/surgeries/cosmetics/medicinal care/etc. We're being a more "Asian" nation...."Asian" in that sense where instead of having clearly defined "This is what a teen/a 20-something/a 30-something/and so on" looks like, we're getting a larger gap where those decades are melting together. Women are hitting 50 and even 60 looking younger than 30 year olds looked 10, 20 years ago. Even men are getting the eternal youth potion (Look at Paul McGann, he's getting close to 60, and barely has aged much since the late 90's)
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ClapThumbs UpNow, if only we can drive that one point into the thick, brainless skulls of the U.S. lower-middle class. I wasn't going to say immigrants, black, hispanic, and trailer park-white, because people might think I'm being racially insensitive...
   
 
You mean like this...?
 
 
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^  Some of the best commentary re the breakdown of black families/culture comes from black men.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ClapThumbs UpNow, if only we can drive that one point into the thick, brainless skulls of the U.S. lower-middle class. I wasn't going to say immigrants, black, hispanic, and trailer park-white, because people might think I'm being racially insensitive...
   
 
You mean like this...?
 
 
"Somebody got to pay for my kids!  (Other than me.)"
I'm tired of the sick bastards claiming roach children are simply innocent victims. They don't see this has become a new, self-perpetuating lower-class society with no hope or means of change. We need somewhere to deport this kind to...say, like Flint.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I'm tired of the sick bastards claiming roach children are simply innocent victims. They don't see this has become a new, self-perpetuating lower-class society with no hope or means of change. We need somewhere to deport this kind to...say, like Flint.
Generation after generation. Public assistance is now considered a legitimate career choice. I recently watched a news clip of a woman who was furious because her free food card reload was a day late due to a holiday. She stated: "I worked all my life for this! I expect to get paid on time"! Possible irony involved. The most recent holiday was MLK Day.Confused
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I'm tired of the sick bastards claiming roach children are simply innocent victims. They don't see this has become a new, self-perpetuating lower-class society with no hope or means of change. We need somewhere to deport this kind to...say, like Flint.
Generation after generation. Public assistance is now considered a legitimate career choice. I recently watched a news clip of a woman who was furious because her free food card reload was a day late due to a holiday. She stated: "I worked all my life for this! I expect to get paid on time"! Possible irony involved. The most recent holiday was MLK Day.Confused
WinkHeard the same damned thing and when I made a point they should dig him up and make him work some more for them since they couldn't, it went right over everyone's heads....
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