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MrCleveland
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Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 12:37am |
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Bears don't use toilet paper nor wear clothes...stop it Charmin!
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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Papa Lazarou
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That's right. Everyone knows they use slave boys and wear leather harnesses.
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Darthhillbilly
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No no no no NO. Bears use rabbits, because poop washes out of rabbit fur easily.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh*t in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no and the bear whipes his ass with the rabbit. -Gilbert Gottfried
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TeamEdward1976
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I'm so sick of those stupid bears!They make me miss Mr.Whipple everytime they're on!
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soupkitchen
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i'm glad you brought this up..cant stand these ads either....f**kin truecar guy needs to eat their old tp.
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zippyjet
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Would you bet your life on the fact that bears don't sh*t in the woods? There's a porky barrell government program thats training lions, tigers and bears oh my propper popping protocal. The program also includes manatees, beavers and goats. There's a program already for men who talk to goats. Bears do indeed sh*t in the woods. As a matter of fact man has jacked much of their habitat, paved paradise and put up parking lots and Mc. Mansions. So, if Yogi, Gentile Ben or Teddy drop a deuce on your veranda deal with it and don't shoot em. P & G is proactive as the TP market shrinks as those in the know like myself are going the bidet way! My Aquas 360 spiffs up where the sun don't shine, exponentially cutting my dependence on the roll.
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tikibagger
Junior Executive Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 3848 |
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The Charmin Bears are OBSESSED with fecal matter and its outcome
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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zippyjet
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The Charman Bears are into scat aka. Coprophillia. |
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AndroidFan
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the charmin bears are cute :'(
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Jimbo
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So cute it makes me want to stomp them.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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tikibagger
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Its CUTE to fixate over wiping your COOLO? C'MON MAN they are HATEFUL
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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atikovi
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Enjoy the go.
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AndroidFan
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I love the charmin bears.
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Gsrecaps
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Bumping this because it's still relevant today. They're still on the airwaves.
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Angry McPisseron 3
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This event shall take place in the bathroom and (toward the end) the wash room in the home of a standard middle-class household. The bathroom is equipped with the usual: a black Kohler Rialto toliet, a vanity with sink, a medicine cabinet, and a bathtub. The wash room is equipped with what you'd expect: there is a top load washing machine and a front load dryer in it. The Charmin Shitting Bear takes first blood in this battle; unrolling a large quantity of Charmin with Butt Pillows and attempting to suffocate the Snuggles bear with it. But the Snuggles bear is a stuffed animal, and does not need to breathe! The Snuggles bear goes right to the wash room for his weapon of choise: a bottle of Snuggle liquid fabric softener, runs into the bathroom, and empties it into the toliet. The pleasant scent attracts the Charmin bear to the shitbowl, and when he leans in to take a whiff, the Snuggles dryer bear viciously slams the toliet seat against the back of the Charmin Shitting Bear's head, knocking him out!!! Snuggles then goes to the medicine cabinet and fishes around in there for a knife or a pair of scissors. He finds some scissors, and though it takes some time, he manages to decapitate the Charmin shitting bear, killing it. WINNER ROUND SEVEN: THE SNUGGLES DRYER BEAR |
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tikibagger
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Hey drop a piano on ALL emus, bears and
dougs..
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Angry McPisseron 3
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...and then take the shit-covered bungwipe and wipe it all over those assinine phoney-bologna fake CGI bears.
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