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Dirtdog
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Posted: 12 Apr 2015 at 6:59pm |
Not only have these commercials just annoyed the f**k out of me because of that sh*t jingle and well because sh*t kickin Hillbillys just annoy me with their ignorance and stupidity...these two morons take the stupidity and sappiness to a new level.
"“I’ve been around livestock all my life, I always knew what I wanted and she’s everything that I’ve been looking for.” He likes his women on the cow side I guess... |
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aka ron
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Mmmm, I bet she cooks good though.
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PaWolf
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Why are you making fun of 'FarmersOnly.Com'? Where do you think I met *MY* beautiful wife?! Well, it wasn't there (we didn't have ANYTHING.com,back then) ...but a few of our pups' Godparents are farmers, doncha know. Some of the smartest, strongest peoples I beez knowin'... |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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FennelCartwright
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Do the terms and conditions of the service allow you to date family on farmersonly.com? Asking for a friend.
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i8acannibal
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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CaptainErnie
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The real scary thing about this is that these people are BREEDING!
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Ad nauseous
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At least they got rid of the sister and brother... Sorry...husband and wife cartoon.
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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PaWolf
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Just between 'really close & tight friends', let's wait for mom to call and give her 'o.k.' before we post an official response to your question, alrighty?...and did you send Dad home, yet? He needs to get bread & milk before dinner....
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X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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usmaak
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Just came on searching for this one. Cringeworthy. Especially when she starts singing at the end. Cringe!
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i8acannibal
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Her singing makes me want to vomit. Maybe even grab a shovel, put them both down, then feed them to the pigs. All while laughing maniacally and whistling Old MacDonald Had A Farm.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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EMCEE
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Seconded on her f*cking singing. Made my soul scream in agony. |
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Anduril
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Where is Peyton when you need him??
On second thought, a cameo appearance wouldn't rescue this one. |
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i8acannibal
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Oh man.. Now I can hear him humming and singing this stupid jingle. Thanks for that.
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Say something clever here...
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usmaak
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Ok, it's possible that this one is actually worse:
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FennelCartwright
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FennelCartwright
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Friggin' guy is obviously suffering from schizophrenia. He'll fit in just fine with this "service".
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