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aka ron
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Attractive women, one of my favorite old songs. Hail to the V.
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Donathan
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Those Victoria's Secret models are hot! I have to pee....!
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Darthhillbilly
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Donna, it doesn't take 20 minutes to pee, come out of there.
"Those"? "models"? I thought it was all one girl.
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Donathan
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Darth, it's one of those extended pees.... The pee that should have been a few seconds, but turned into 30 minutes.....
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Darthhillbilly
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You could probably get that down to 3 or 4 minutes if you didn't think about [name redacted]'s adam's apple while you "pee".
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aka ron
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Have you been with multiple partners?
Do you have unprotected sex in your real life, this does not include online fantasies?
Do you have a discolored Navy Seal discharge from your penis?
You might want to see a doctor, or 2.
There are crotch doctors for each sex, well, the two I am familier with.
I may start a new topic, What goes on in Donathan's head?
That's what the second doctor is for.
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Donathan
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Hey, I'm just trying to finish up this extended pee, which feels so good, but I have to finish up, before people begin knocking on the door, wondering if I am okay....
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Thor
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That was one of those songs you looked forward to hearing on your car's AM radio back in the days when, chances are, that's all you had. |
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Darthhillbilly
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Hehe... gross.
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aka ron
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I listened to it on headphones, part of my current hearing loss, I'm sure.
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Donathan
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Well, All About That Bass actually has a meaningful meaning. It's about being happy with your full figured size. It is better than the "I shake my ass at the club," pop songs....
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Thor
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"Full-figured". How about just "fat"? If I'd ever thought of myself as "full-figured" when I was fat, I'd never have bothered to lose the weight I did. This self-esteem crap is sometimes just nuts. |
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Should be Rock HARD On.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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It's hard for me to decide which I hate worse, the song or the obnoxious porkette who sings it. Yuck to both. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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Well then she should be saying "I'm all about my own fat ass". Because that's really what she seems to mean. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Donathan
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I personally like my women to have a little "extra" on them. I don't want a twig as a girlfriend. I want someone a little full figured....
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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aka ron
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^Then, link it up with a baby diaper commercial, they are really pissing me off.
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Translation: "I've never been able to get a cute girl with a nice body, so I've always had to date fatties." Got it. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Donathan
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Not really Jimbo. I dated a skinny girl who was obsessed with diets and exercise. She would obsessively run two miles everyday. She criticized my laying on the couch watching Tv after work. She would order only salads and very lean meat when we went out. She would criticize my rib eye steak, fries, and chocolate desserts. I was paying for both our meals, so she should have shown me gratitude!
I didn't like her criticizing me for enjoying fatty, salty, and sweet foods and criticizing my relaxation, so I told her it wasn't working out. I don't need a girlfriend who is going to criticize me. I want a girlfriend who will eat ribeye steak, fries, and the chocolate desserts, and enjoy herself and will not criticize me for eating the same thing... |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Thor
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You're assuming there was a first time. |
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Darthhillbilly
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You should hook up with Monica. I bet the two of you have a lot in common.
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Donathan
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Well, the last time I had sex, President Obama was called Senator Obama.....
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Darthhillbilly
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Things seem so much more clear to me now.
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Tiz
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Really? And we were all supposed to think you were tall & handsome. Being a Walgreen cashier, what if a cute young thing walks up to the counter and asks you what condom is best?
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