airwick fake smells (mom doesn't love you anymore) |
Post Reply |
Author | |||
tass
Junior Executive Joined: 24 Nov 2012 Location: usa Status: Offline Points: 175 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Posted: 27 Mar 2015 at 1:51am |
||
Kid comes home to find all the things he used to love have been replaced by chemicals. Who would that appeal to? Moms who don't feel like baking pies? |
|||
Sponsored Links | |||
Thor
Revolutionary Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 63906 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
What a contrived and ridiculous idea. |
|||
purple rose
Junior Executive Joined: 22 Jul 2014 Location: Chapel Hill, NC Status: Offline Points: 562 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
I would think that Kevvy Bear would be a bit pissed that Mommy teased him with the smell of a warm yummy dessert and didn't deliver.
For Pete's sake, even if you don't like to bake, you can at least pop a Mrs. Smith's pie in the oven for the kid, no?
|
|||
i8acannibal
Junior Executive Joined: 19 Jun 2014 Location: New Hampshire Status: Offline Points: 3497 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Just the Kevvy Bear part makes me want to upchuck. Here's Airwick blueberry pie in your eye, Kevvy.
|
|||
Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
|||
Papa Lazarou
Ad Exec Formerly Codtaro Joined: 18 Nov 2011 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 7710 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Yeah, nothing I hate more than when someone replaces my chemicals with chemicals. :P
|
|||
Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
|||
Tiz
Revolutionary I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15588 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
|
||
The day Mom cooked cabbage.
The day Dad left the bathroom without leaving the fan on The day I was told to pick up the trash after dogs knocked the trashcan over
|
|||
jon1
Junior Executive Joined: 06 Jul 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 596 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
|
||
I want to know what kind of "inappropriate advice" dad is giving to his Kevvy Bear.
A nice wholesome household indeed...
|
|||
aka ron
Honor Roll Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33539 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Take it from me, "Kevvy Bear" does not cut it.
It's Kev for short or just asshole, if you're a fiend.
If I may quote the great John Prine, "They all ready think my name is, where in the hell you been"
|
|||
CaptainErnie
Junior Executive Joined: 28 Feb 2012 Location: Connecticut Status: Offline Points: 2489 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
If you really want him to feel at home, how about the scent of "Uncle Joe's broccoli farts"?
|
|||
Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
|
|||
Big Bruddah
Junior Executive Joined: 06 Feb 2015 Location: united states Status: Offline Points: 153 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Ah yes..the smell of dysfunction,incest,and your first wet dream...oh and apple pie as well.
|
|||
Tiz
Revolutionary I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15588 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
I'd buy it. Might come in handy trying to get rid of those Jehovah witness' at the door.
|
|||
CaptainErnie
Junior Executive Joined: 28 Feb 2012 Location: Connecticut Status: Offline Points: 2489 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Naaa. For that you need "Rottweiler Poo" and a barking machine.
|
|||
Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
|
|||
Thor
Revolutionary Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 63906 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Ha! I just had a coupla Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door about an hour ago. |
|||
commercialssuck
Junior Executive Joined: 24 Jan 2015 Location: Heartland USA Status: Offline Points: 447 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Hate this one too. And why the "inappropriate advice" bit? Always looking for a way to run down the man!
|
|||
MrCleveland
Junior Executive Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Status: Offline Points: 3123 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
You should show the JW this next time... But that Glade Commercial...the parents might as well tell their son "you can't live here, find a job"!
|
|||
Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
|||
Post Reply | |
Tweet
|
Forum Jump | Forum Permissions You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot create polls in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum |