Michael Phelps on Frosted Flakes Controversy |
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Moochamoocha
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I don't care what anyone says, I'd still bang him.
I'd bang him on the bed I'd bang him 'til he's dead I'd bang him on the street I'd bang him after a swim meet I'd bang him here and there I'd bang him anywhere! |
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jeroboam
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Nah he's a handsome guy, a little long in the face, but to say he is ugly is short sighted.
Actually a lot of the Olympians were exceptionally attractive this time around. I remember how when I was 13, I wanted to have a crush on Retton but she was so weird looking and boring to me. And Kerri Strugg didn't do it for either. Now I am too old to notice these gymnasts so I will instead admire Dara Torres. Which is not difficult |
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msmadz
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Bang him til you drool
Bang him in the pool
Bang him til you scream
Bang him with chlorine!
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Moochamoocha
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^^^
I'd bang him in a store I'd bang him 'til he's sore I'd bang him for the gold I'd bang him 'til he's old I'd bang him with flair I'd bang him everywhere! |
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msmadz
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Bang him straight to hell
When he guests on SNL
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Moochamoocha
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LOL!
I'll bang him for all to see I'll bang him on TV! I'll bang him hard and long I'll bang him for a song I'll bang him in 10 cars I'll bang him under the stars I'll bang him 'til he yelps Yes, I'll bang Michael Phelps! |
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msmadz
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UNCLE!!!!!!!!!! I can't top that!
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Moochamoocha
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Oh, I'll bang him, you will see Oh, I'll bang him, Madawee! |
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SunnyBunny
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So.....what you're saying is that you'd bang him. Am I reading that correctly? |
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Moochamoocha
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Yes, Sunny Bunny, I'd bang him.
I'd bang him on the floor I'd bang him like a whore I'd bang him every day I'd bang him in ALL ways I'd bang him on a table In a chair, if he's able I'd bang him on a dune I hope to bang him soon! Someone break out the hooch Michael Phelps will bang Mooch! |
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Spicy_Meatball
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Michael Phelps. The Athletic Lurch. I don't see the attraction to this man at all. His legs are too short for his torso which of course helps him swim better or so I heard. Great athlete, seemingly nice guy..but heartthrob? Ehhmmmn none for me thanks! And I wish he'd pull up his drawers! I don't need to see his weiner to know he swims well!
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Hootman
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wiener?
I just came from yet another Oktoberfest, so that spelling is fresh in my mind. More Warsteiner for me today! |
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Hezadancer
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Phelp's face just isn't for me. His body is of course, sculpted, which is gorgeous, but not above any other athlete's body. I think a large majority of the attraction he gets comes from the 8 gold medals draped around his neck. |
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He's a cute kid. Amazing swimmer. I think he will combine his stardom with charity.
As a WORLD CLASS SWIMMER (in Cincinnati 40 years ago) I am proud of his accomplishments. |
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As George once said on Seinfield, " It's shrinkage, haven't you ever heard of shrinkage?"
Maybe his shrunken weiner helped him win those gold metals.....
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Tiz, the "rudder" is important. Otherwise, he'd run into the lane markers.
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Spicy_Meatball
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Wiener, weiner. Whiner. I tend to reverse my letters a lot when I type quickly. I do have a college degree in Mass Communication. Brain doesn't work the way it did 25 years ago, though.
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FaithSF
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I agree, Spicy and Heza. His torso is great-looking, but the face is not even mildly attractive to me, nor is the rest of his out-of-proportion body. I believe I made a comment about his bathing suit being so short, and being told that it was better for physics. That's fine. But really, would it make that much difference to have him cover his pubes?
However, I still think he's a great athlete! |
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Spicy_Meatball
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I think they shave off all their body hair don't they? Pubes slow you up!! (Hey...I've found my new sig line....errrr....)
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Elaine: "You mean like....LAUNDRY??"
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Remember, Mooch isn't looking at his face....
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Spicy_Meatball
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"Uhhhhhhnnnnnmmmm.....well....he may be a GROWER but he's sure not a SHOW-er!"
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With all of this controversy about his picture being on Frosted Flakes the over-reactors forgot to be upset about his droopy underwear revealing jeans, which is outlawed in some cities and towns in America. |
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Moochamoocha
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I am too! |
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I think it's kinda funny that he's endorsing Frosted Flakes rather than Wheaties or some supposedly healthy cereal. It's kind of a slap in the face to those who try to make me believe that some supposedly better cereal is really going to improve my health...especially in light of the fact that I'd probably be pouring a ton o' sugar on Wheaties or Smart Start, anyway.
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