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Okay. I tried that. A little bigger, I guess. I used size 5. Also, I had to type in the codes, as I couldn't copy/paste the emojis.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I didn't know I had those emojis until I went searching. But I now know I have an alternative to Pornhub on Saturday nights.



BTW, in this forum, you can enlarge their size using the text size feature.

The forum software recognizes them just like ASCII characters and text.

Copy and paste your emojis into the text size box which you've selected for any available text size, click OK and you've got emojis as big as you can enlarge any text.

🤠 = size 6.
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Can we get back to griping about people on TV who we absolutely cannot stand?

LOL


In the AM, before work, I have on the Channel 2 news. When I come home and put the TV back on, I see this guy flanked by the other ladies of The Talk. Now I'm also seeing him in a commercial for a new Love Boat. He kinda creeps me out.





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I didn't know I had those emojis until I went searching. But I now know I have an alternative to Pornhub on Saturday nights.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



I meant mess with them mentally, not the other way, you perverts.


I didn't see anyone writing or saying any such thing.

So it must be your own mind the sick thoughts have crossed.

Just sayin'...




So which of these turns you on the most...

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Pervert.


You were just looking for any excuse to post those emoji's, weren't you???

Sicko!!!! 🥸 👺
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Can we get back to griping about people on TV who we absolutely cannot stand?

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



I meant mess with them mentally, not the other way, you perverts.


I didn't see anyone writing or saying any such thing.

So it must be your own mind the sick thoughts have crossed.

Just sayin'...




So which of these turns you on the most...


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I put up Halloween decorations both inside and outside, but since no kids trick or treat around here anyway, I don't hand out candy.

I wish I could because it would be a total blast to dress up as Frankenstein or an evil monk and mess with the kids.

I meant mess with them mentally, not the other way, you perverts.
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Only 3 kids showed up in 5 years, so I quit participating. I light up a terracotta pumpkin in the back yard on Halloween, just for me...
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Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat!


There's also "Trick or treat, eat my meat", which I don't think I ever actually said to the candy-givers on Halloween.

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Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat!
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So...monsters under the bed.

Yeah, it could've happened. But it seems urban legends are all we really have. People have researched and written books about these myths. You'd think if this stuff was happening, we'd have at least a few substantiated reports.


I actually liked the rumors. They put the trick in "trick or treat". Until then, all I had to add was "trick or treat, smell my feet".





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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

And the razor blade thing never even happened. Wikipedia has a whole page called Poisoned Candy Myths.

The Ex-Lax thing did happen, though---once, in 1959. That's in the Wiki page, too.

Personally, I'd never rely on Wiipedia for something like that.

To say it "never happened" assumes they have some way of knowing everything that has ever happened to everyone throughout modern history, including things that were never reported in the news.

When you think of all the hundreds of millions of people who've lived and died in the US just in the last century alone, the statistical possibilities of such things having happened are pretty fair. 

So some kid in Bumleg, Iowa or Stubtoe, Wyoming bites into a Halloween treat and cuts his lip on a sharp object, maybe a razorblade or a sharp piece of wire or a piece of metal, back in the 1960's or 70's when everything wasn't fodder for the local news vampires and it gets reported to the police who investigate it but never make an arrest.... how would wikipedia know about it today?

Long story short (or even longer, actually).... coulda happened but we'll never know for sure.





 
  
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Well, I will still go to Sam's Club and pick up a couple of 50 lb. bags of Halloween candy, eat most of it myself and return to Sam's Club to buy another 50 lb. bag of candy for the 10 children in my neighborhood!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

I wish trick or treating would be banned - not that I hate kids...I love them. But this rainbow fentanyl scares the crap out of me. How many maniacs out there are going to give little kids fentanyl and laugh their asses off this Halloween when youngsters die?


When we were kids it was Ex-Lax in candy wrappers and razor blades in apples.

I don't think that much trick or treating goes on anymore anyway.

I've never seen a single one in my neighborhood in the 20+ years I've lived here.



And the razor blade thing never even happened. Wikipedia has a whole page called Poisoned Candy Myths.

The Ex-Lax thing did happen, though---once, in 1959. That's in the Wiki page, too.



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Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

I wish trick or treating would be banned - not that I hate kids...I love them. But this rainbow fentanyl scares the crap out of me. How many maniacs out there are going to give little kids fentanyl and laugh their asses off this Halloween when youngsters die?


When we were kids it was Ex-Lax in candy wrappers and razor blades in apples.

I don't think that much trick or treating goes on anymore anyway.

I've never seen a single one in my neighborhood in the 20+ years I've lived here.

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I wish trick or treating would be banned - not that I hate kids...I love them. But this rainbow fentanyl scares the crap out of me. How many maniacs out there are going to give little kids fentanyl and laugh their asses off this Halloween when youngsters die?
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Tragedy is one of the downsides of being tragically hip.
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LOL, yeah that all sounds pretty hep.

When things get stressful at work, I always say to a friend-co-worker who has a nose ring and a Hitler haircut, "Steve, call your guy, I need some H". I might change that to Fentanyl. I understand the kids are all dying for that stuff these days.

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I was thinking marijuana might help. So I started asking people where I could get some grass, but no one seemed to know what I was talking about.


Well of course their not gonna understand that kind of Squaresville jive.

Next time you ask, say something more like

"Hey groovy cat, I need to cop a lid. Can you turn me on to the dealer man?"

Or...

"Daddy-o, I need to score some Mary Jane baby, but I need a connection, you dig?"

That will get them on your side and let them know you're one of them.
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I was thinking marijuana might help. So I started asking people where I could get some grass, but no one seemed to know what I was talking about.

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^ When I was in the throes of my insomnia a few years ago, I was considering alcohol. Never did, though.

Didn't Michael Jackson's doc give him anesthesia to sleep? Yikes. 🤪



Yes he did. Unfortunately. A couple of glasses of wine or a good old gin and tonic would have been better than knockout sleepy juice.
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^ When I was in the throes of my insomnia a few years ago, I was considering alcohol. Never did, though.

Didn't Michael Jackson's doc give him anesthesia to sleep? Yikes. 🤪

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

Mike Lindell (sp) with his never-ending shoes, sheets, pillow ads to eternity! Piss off mate! I am not going to spend $65.00 for a pair of slippers!



Correction! They're regularly $139.98!! $65.00 is the special "discount" rate.

I'm not sure I've ever even spent $65 on shoes, let alone $140 for f*cking slippers. What would justify that amount?

I did spend $30 or $40 on a MyPillow a few years ago. It's a pretty good pillow (fluffs up nicely), but it doesn't provide me a great night's sleep as the ads promise. Xanax and/or diphenhydramine does that.



I will admit, I did spend $55.00 for a low loft pillow so I could sleep better at night. It works for me. As does wine! 😁
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No, not classic rock.

Wikipedia says that, among other styles, they're garage rock. Also jazz-punk.

Whatevs. I don't remember all these supposed genres growing up.

By the way, thanks for the article. I really like these guys.

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