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Thor
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Okay. I tried that. A little bigger, I guess. I used size 5. Also, I had to type in the codes, as I couldn't copy/paste the emojis. |
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Jimbo
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BTW, in this forum, you can enlarge their size using the text size feature. The forum software recognizes them just like ASCII characters and text. Copy and paste your emojis into the text size box which you've selected for any available text size, click OK and you've got emojis as big as you can enlarge any text. 🤠 = size 6. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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In the AM, before work, I have on the Channel 2 news. When I come home and put the TV back on, I see this guy flanked by the other ladies of The Talk. Now I'm also seeing him in a commercial for a new Love Boat. He kinda creeps me out. |
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Thor
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I didn't know I had those emojis until I went searching. But I now know I have an alternative to Pornhub on Saturday nights. |
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Jimbo
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You were just looking for any excuse to post those emoji's, weren't you??? Sicko!!!! 🥸 👺 |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Triple J
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Can we get back to griping about people on TV who we absolutely cannot stand? |
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Thor
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I didn't see anyone writing or saying any such thing. So it must be your own mind the sick thoughts have crossed. Just sayin'... So which of these turns you on the most... 🤼♀️ 🤾♀️ 🤸♀️ 👭 🤼♂️ 🧘♀️ 🐎 Pervert. |
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Jimbo
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I put up Halloween decorations both inside and outside, but since no kids trick or treat around here anyway, I don't hand out candy.
I wish I could because it would be a total blast to dress up as Frankenstein or an evil monk and mess with the kids. I meant mess with them mentally, not the other way, you perverts. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MrTim
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Only 3 kids showed up in 5 years, so I quit participating. I light up a terracotta pumpkin in the back yard on Halloween, just for me...
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Thor
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There's also "Trick or treat, eat my meat", which I don't think I ever actually said to the candy-givers on Halloween. |
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MustangMarj
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Trick or treat
Smell my feet Give me something good to eat! |
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Thor
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So...monsters under the bed. Yeah, it could've happened. But it seems urban legends are all we really have. People have researched and written books about these myths. You'd think if this stuff was happening, we'd have at least a few substantiated reports. I actually liked the rumors. They put the trick in "trick or treat". Until then, all I had to add was "trick or treat, smell my feet". |
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Jimbo
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Personally, I'd never rely on Wiipedia for something like that. To say it "never happened" assumes they have some way of knowing everything that has ever happened to everyone throughout modern history, including things that were never reported in the news. When you think of all the hundreds of millions of people who've lived and died in the US just in the last century alone, the statistical possibilities of such things having happened are pretty fair. So some kid in Bumleg, Iowa or Stubtoe, Wyoming bites into a Halloween treat and cuts his lip on a sharp object, maybe a razorblade or a sharp piece of wire or a piece of metal, back in the 1960's or 70's when everything wasn't fodder for the local news vampires and it gets reported to the police who investigate it but never make an arrest.... how would wikipedia know about it today? Long story short (or even longer, actually).... coulda happened but we'll never know for sure. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MustangMarj
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Well, I will still go to Sam's Club and pick up a couple of 50 lb. bags of Halloween candy, eat most of it myself and return to Sam's Club to buy another 50 lb. bag of candy for the 10 children in my neighborhood!
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Thor
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And the razor blade thing never even happened. Wikipedia has a whole page called Poisoned Candy Myths. The Ex-Lax thing did happen, though---once, in 1959. That's in the Wiki page, too. |
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Jimbo
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When we were kids it was Ex-Lax in candy wrappers and razor blades in apples. I don't think that much trick or treating goes on anymore anyway. I've never seen a single one in my neighborhood in the 20+ years I've lived here. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MustangMarj
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I wish trick or treating would be banned - not that I hate kids...I love them. But this rainbow fentanyl scares the crap out of me. How many maniacs out there are going to give little kids fentanyl and laugh their asses off this Halloween when youngsters die?
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Jimbo
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Tragedy is one of the downsides of being tragically hip.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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LOL, yeah that all sounds pretty hep. When things get stressful at work, I always say to a friend-co-worker who has a nose ring and a Hitler haircut, "Steve, call your guy, I need some H". I might change that to Fentanyl. I understand the kids are all dying for that stuff these days. |
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Jimbo
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Well of course their not gonna understand that kind of Squaresville jive. Next time you ask, say something more like "Hey groovy cat, I need to cop a lid. Can you turn me on to the dealer man?" Or... "Daddy-o, I need to score some Mary Jane baby, but I need a connection, you dig?" That will get them on your side and let them know you're one of them. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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I was thinking marijuana might help. So I started asking people where I could get some grass, but no one seemed to know what I was talking about. |
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MustangMarj
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Yes he did. Unfortunately. A couple of glasses of wine or a good old gin and tonic would have been better than knockout sleepy juice. |
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Thor
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^ When I was in the throes of my insomnia a few years ago, I was considering alcohol. Never did, though. Didn't Michael Jackson's doc give him anesthesia to sleep? Yikes. 🤪 |
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MustangMarj
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I will admit, I did spend $55.00 for a low loft pillow so I could sleep better at night. It works for me. As does wine! 😁 |
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Thor
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No, not classic rock. Wikipedia says that, among other styles, they're garage rock. Also jazz-punk. Whatevs. I don't remember all these supposed genres growing up. By the way, thanks for the article. I really like these guys. |
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