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Crackicus
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Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 6:16pm |
I can't find the video for it, but there's a new Kmart commercial floating around with a grandma dressed in gangster clothing with sh*tty rap music in the background, complete with that dumb "throwing money by brushing off the top of a stack of dollars" gesture.
I feel dirty for having had to go to Kmart just yesterday to redeem a work clothes voucher... |
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insanity213
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Pfft, that Kmart Grandma only wishes she was ghetto:
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aka ron
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i8acannibal
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Enough already Kmart! Dumber and dumber.
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Ad nauseous
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Is it the Shop Like A Boss One? If it is, it sucks but dang, that car! It is pretty cool! Must be a Plymouth Duster or a Dodge Demon!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Thor
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I kinda like it. What's with the Arab music, though? |
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aka ron
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I bet that's a stand in double for the ass shake.
Grandmama, she got it goin on!!
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crainbebo
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Kmart has reached another new low. Time for them to get back to the olden days, when there were actually ads for SALES!? With deals listed on screen, without ghetto trash?
-crainbebo
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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Moochamoocha
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OMG, that commercial was too freakin' long!
She's no ghetto trash granny; she's elite. True ghetto trash shop at Wal-Mart. |
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SJames
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Nah, everybody goes to Walmart- you're fine as long as you avoid the first of the month. We have only one K-mart left in the entire state, and it is smack dab in the middle of the ghetto. The other K-Mart's left at least ten years ago. I have no idea how this one is still in existence (unless they were too afraid to come get it?).
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Chillinpat
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Here's the video, just for all of you
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On a bar of Dove soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
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Chillinpat
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Oh by the way, I almost threw up when I saw the old lady give her thong to the cashier, seriously K-MART WTF!!!!
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On a bar of Dove soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
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Jimbo
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The inside of that store looked waaayyy too clean to be the inside of a Kmart.
They must've rented a Target store after business hours for the video shoot. Kmarts look like garbage dumps inside. |
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PaWolf
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Sure glad someone found this mess before I did! Saw it about 5 AM and had to change my drawers.
That was NO K-MART! TOO CLEAN, TOO MUCH STUFF and NO BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!
An' GranHo.
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Chillinpat
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Might not be a blue light special, but looks like Grandma is looking to start a red light special of her own.
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On a bar of Dove soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
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veoozo
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You mean making it rain? |
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Jimbo
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"All up in here!!"
Don't forget that part. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Angry McPisseron
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Rap music and old douchenoozles like that decrepit old granny have no business whatsoever being paired!!!
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Every time I see that commercial I immediately turn the channel. I don't know why all of these commercials have the hip-hop and rap music in their commercials like it will entice the viewer to go to that store. I am black and it pisses me off because I don't understand what the purpose is. I think Kmart always made bad decisions concerning commercials and I guess it's because the stores are on their last leg. Just show me the product and get rid of the foolery and I will be fine. to Kmart!
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Jimbo
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Welcome to the forum, Dottie!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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We've been talking here for years about KMart being on its last leg. That must be one helluva leg because, for some reason, they're still around. To me, they look like something out of the Soviet Union. Just dreary. |
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i8acannibal
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All our local kmarts closed years ago. Closest one that I know about is 45 minutes away. I wish they would stop advertising in my area. I'll never go there anyway. Bad ads and a Walmart a mile away. Kmart can go screw.
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insanity213
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The only one I can think of within a somewhat reasonable driving distance is the one down past Willowbrook Mall, just past Cutten Rd I believe, near the Champions area. I haven't been that way in so long, however, I don't know if it's even still there.
I just did a store locator check, and none are within 50 miles of me so that answers that question |
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Welcome dottie82! Hope you have fun here!
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