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    Posted: 31 Aug 2014 at 6:48pm
Yinz DO know that KFart is owned by Sears, right?
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Thank you DarkRealm, I think I will enjoy this site because I have a lot to say about commercials these days.
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Maybe they're trying to tell us Arabs bought out KMart a la Harrods!  
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What's with the Middle Eastern music? Is that I "thing" with rap these days?
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I was waiting for her boobs to hand low and smack her in the face. Saggy old orangutang titties.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Chillinpat Chillinpat wrote:

Oh by the way, I almost threw up when I saw the old lady give her thong to the cashier, seriously K-MART WTF!!!!
That's not a thong.  Thongs don't have anything in the back but a string.  Wink


We should thank our lucky stars it wasn't a thong she was purchasing. Dead

EmbarrassedYou silly chilluns!!! At her age, that is a (Camel) thong.


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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Chillinpat Chillinpat wrote:

Oh by the way, I almost threw up when I saw the old lady give her thong to the cashier, seriously K-MART WTF!!!!
That's not a thong.  Thongs don't have anything in the back but a string.  Wink


We should thank our lucky stars it wasn't a thong she was purchasing. Dead
EmbarrassedYou silly chilluns!!! At her age, that is a (Camel) thong.
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Originally posted by Chillinpat Chillinpat wrote:

Haha my bad >< well, at least you got the picture from my remark/comment, still makes me want to yack.
Ha Ha I hope you didn't think I was being snarky.  I just don't want you going through life not knowing the difference between thongs and other types of ladies unmentionables.  You might mess up the description of a found vic ID when talking to the cops, like if you were walking along minding your own business and came upon a dead prostitute who was wearing bikinis or hipsters or tangas or ...

(I watch too much Law & Order SVU.)  Embarrassed
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Haha my bad >< well, at least you got the picture from my remark/comment, still makes me want to yack.
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Chillinpat Chillinpat wrote:

Oh by the way, I almost threw up when I saw the old lady give her thong to the cashier, seriously K-MART WTF!!!!
That's not a thong.  Thongs don't have anything in the back but a string.  Wink
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Hey Pat, from a husbands perspective, let me school you on female undergarments.
 
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Chillinpat Chillinpat wrote:

Oh by the way, I almost threw up when I saw the old lady give her thong to the cashier, seriously K-MART WTF!!!!
That's not a thong.  Thongs don't have anything in the back but a string.  Wink


We should thank our lucky stars it wasn't a thong she was purchasing. Dead
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Welcome dottie82!  Smile  Hope you have fun here!
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Originally posted by Chillinpat Chillinpat wrote:

Oh by the way, I almost threw up when I saw the old lady give her thong to the cashier, seriously K-MART WTF!!!!
That's not a thong.  Thongs don't have anything in the back but a string.  Wink
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The only one I can think of within a somewhat reasonable driving distance is the one down past Willowbrook Mall, just past Cutten Rd I believe, near the Champions area.  I haven't been that way in so long, however, I don't know if it's even still there.


I just did a store locator check, and none are within 50 miles of me so that answers that question LOL


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All our local kmarts closed years ago. Closest one that I know about is 45 minutes away. I wish they would stop advertising in my area. I'll never go there anyway. Bad ads and a Walmart a mile away. Kmart can go screw.
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Originally posted by dottie82 dottie82 wrote:

I think Kmart always made bad decisions concerning commercials and I guess it's because the stores are on their last leg.

We've been talking here for years about KMart being on its last leg.  That must be one helluva leg because, for some reason, they're still around.  

To me, they look like something out of the Soviet Union.  Just dreary.




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Originally posted by dottie82 dottie82 wrote:

Every time I see that commercial I immediately turn the channel. I don't know why all of these commercials have the hip-hop and rap music in their commercials like it will entice the viewer to go to that store. I am black and it pisses me off because I don't understand what the purpose is. I think Kmart always made bad decisions concerning commercials and I guess it's because the stores are on their last leg. Just show me the product and get rid of the foolery and I will be fine. to Kmart!


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Every time I see that commercial I immediately turn the channel. I don't know why all of these commercials have the hip-hop and rap music in their commercials like it will entice the viewer to go to that store. I am black and it pisses me off because I don't understand what the purpose is. I think Kmart always made bad decisions concerning commercials and I guess it's because the stores are on their last leg. Just show me the product and get rid of the foolery and I will be fine. to Kmart!
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Rap music and old douchenoozles like that decrepit old granny have no business whatsoever being paired!!! OWWW! Turn that $#!7 down!

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"All up in here!!"

Don't forget that part.

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Originally posted by Crackicus Crackicus wrote:

I can't find the video for it, but there's a new Kmart commercial floating around with a grandma dressed in gangster clothing with sh*tty rap music in the background, complete with that dumb "throwing money by brushing off the top of a stack of dollars" gesture.

I feel dirty for having had to go to Kmart just yesterday to redeem a work clothes voucher...




You mean making it rain?
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Might not be a blue light special, but looks like Grandma is looking to start a red light special of her own.
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Sure glad someone found this mess before I did! Saw it about 5 AM and had to change my drawers.
That was NO K-MART! TOO CLEAN, TOO MUCH STUFF and NO BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!
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The inside of that store looked waaayyy too clean to be the inside of a Kmart.

They must've rented a Target store after business hours for the video shoot.

Kmarts look like garbage dumps inside.



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Oh by the way, I almost threw up when I saw the old lady give her thong to the cashier, seriously K-MART WTF!!!!
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