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madwoman
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Posted: 31 Aug 2014 at 6:48pm |
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Yinz DO know that KFart is owned by Sears, right?
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dottie82
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Thank you DarkRealm, I think I will enjoy this site because I have a lot to say about commercials these days.
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DarkRealmStar
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Maybe they're trying to tell us Arabs bought out KMart a la Harrods!
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Ad nauseous
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What's with the Middle Eastern music? Is that I "thing" with rap these days?
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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eaterofsoulsxx
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I was waiting for her boobs to hand low and smack her in the face. Saggy old orangutang titties.
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i8acannibal
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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PaWolf
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You silly chilluns!!! At her age, that is a (Camel) thong.
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DarkRealmStar
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(I watch too much Law & Order SVU.) |
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Chillinpat
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Haha my bad >< well, at least you got the picture from my remark/comment, still makes me want to yack.
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On a bar of Dove soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
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aka ron
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Hey Pat, from a husbands perspective, let me school you on female undergarments. |
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insanity213
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We should thank our lucky stars it wasn't a thong she was purchasing. |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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DarkRealmStar
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Welcome dottie82! Hope you have fun here!
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DarkRealmStar
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insanity213
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The only one I can think of within a somewhat reasonable driving distance is the one down past Willowbrook Mall, just past Cutten Rd I believe, near the Champions area. I haven't been that way in so long, however, I don't know if it's even still there.
I just did a store locator check, and none are within 50 miles of me so that answers that question |
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i8acannibal
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All our local kmarts closed years ago. Closest one that I know about is 45 minutes away. I wish they would stop advertising in my area. I'll never go there anyway. Bad ads and a Walmart a mile away. Kmart can go screw.
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Thor
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We've been talking here for years about KMart being on its last leg. That must be one helluva leg because, for some reason, they're still around. To me, they look like something out of the Soviet Union. Just dreary. |
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Jimbo
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Welcome to the forum, Dottie!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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dottie82
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Every time I see that commercial I immediately turn the channel. I don't know why all of these commercials have the hip-hop and rap music in their commercials like it will entice the viewer to go to that store. I am black and it pisses me off because I don't understand what the purpose is. I think Kmart always made bad decisions concerning commercials and I guess it's because the stores are on their last leg. Just show me the product and get rid of the foolery and I will be fine. to Kmart!
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Angry McPisseron
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Rap music and old douchenoozles like that decrepit old granny have no business whatsoever being paired!!!
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Jimbo
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"All up in here!!"
Don't forget that part. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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veoozo
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You mean making it rain? |
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Chillinpat
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Might not be a blue light special, but looks like Grandma is looking to start a red light special of her own.
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On a bar of Dove soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
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PaWolf
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Sure glad someone found this mess before I did! Saw it about 5 AM and had to change my drawers.
That was NO K-MART! TOO CLEAN, TOO MUCH STUFF and NO BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!
An' GranHo.
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Jimbo
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The inside of that store looked waaayyy too clean to be the inside of a Kmart.
They must've rented a Target store after business hours for the video shoot. Kmarts look like garbage dumps inside. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Chillinpat
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Oh by the way, I almost threw up when I saw the old lady give her thong to the cashier, seriously K-MART WTF!!!!
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On a bar of Dove soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
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