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Ad nauseous
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Posted: 27 May 2014 at 3:51pm |
Are you f**king kidding me?
This commercial straight up says it "painful intercourse" I feel bad for the young toddler aged daughter or son who has to listen to this and is puzzled. Why do they have to be so damn blatent? Is nothing sacred anymore? |
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insanity213
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^^ I just saw this monstrosity yesterday evening. sh*t like this and boner pills, jock itch cream, tampons, and yes even toilet paper do NOT need advertising!
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aka ron
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The pharm companies are a bunch of money grubbing bastards pushing alot of bullsh*t drugs with side effects worse than the initial problem.
Oh, don't forget to hail the V
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Thor
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Painful intercourse and erectile dysfunction might just be nature's way of saying your sex years are over. |
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aka ron
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A little cool whip goes along way, why people would spend money on stuff like this is beyond me.
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bwestfall
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What pisses me off is that hundreds of thousands of mares and their offspring are killed and mistreated each year because premarin is made with pregnant mares urine--Really! They keep the mares pregnant constantly in these tiny stalls, standing in urine and feces. They send the foals to slaughter.
However, there are synthetic based hormone creams that are just as good ( Menogen, Estratest, Covaryx, Essian, Syntest D.S., Syntest H.S.) but obviously Premarin is best-known and the company won't stop making it with mare's urine. I even showed my Doctor (G.P) cause he had never heard of it but was pretty disgusted with it. Here are a couple of sites, though there are many reputable ones: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=74&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CD0QFjADOEY&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sagepub.com%2Fjowett5estudy%2Fcases%2F77821_c2.pdf&ei=jt6EU-SmA4vJsQSB-YLIAQ&usg=AFQjCNHkf-0db5kNzT1BLFrIBCCaUppJuQ&sig2=utmSMwHQgCEm2-oVBbA2ig http://www.horsefund.org/pmu-fact-sheet.php http://www.cbsnews.com/news/stable-relationships-why-pfizer-is-suddenly-at-center-of-horse-slaughter-debate/ http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/premarin.asp |
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aka ron
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I'm going to add this without any feeelings of em bareass ment.
Whatever the ladies might need, I suggest we do what they want.
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MrTim
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^^ I don't think guys are going to click "Get Dick Reduction Surgery!" ads on the internet any time soon....
"G-g-gosh golly! What does that mean?!"
Would that include that maybe daddy is really overweight and crushing mommy...?
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EMCEE
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That's really jacked up. Especially since they have the gall to call it "Premarin." Why not just call it "Perpetually Pregnant Horse Piss?" |
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Ad nauseous
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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verminstew
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Chemical-laden cool whip?? No way man, only the real stuff here.
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aka ron
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^ I was thinking the 5 second rule applies.
Of course, consult your physician before using food for foreplay. I just want to encourage guys that are afraid to go downtown.
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shEEEsh
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I would hate to be a young woman on date night and have this commercial play .. there are actually two. One goes on and on about "dry and infections." Makes my skin crawl like the commercials for catheters do, just add disgusting to creepy and you get this commercial.
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SpeedCøw
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^ Try having this play when you're visiting you parents. Completely awkward. I literally scrambled to get their attention away from the TV.
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shEEEsh
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OMG ... That is SOOOOO FUNNY ... Laughed so hard I almost wet myself .. If I had medicaid I would order some depends or some other, smaller, diaper ...
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Jimbo
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Their slogan should be: "Premarin. For when f**king just f**king hurts!!!"
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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jms956
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This Premarin commercial hocking a product for painful intercourse takes television to an absolute new low. There is NOTHING they won't allow on TV now, all in pursuit of advertising dollars as if nothing else in this world mattered. There is no decency anymore...no grace...nothing elegant or special in life after this commercial. A person having intercourse is supposed to be an extremely personal thing but this commercial treats it as if it is as commonplace as scratching your ear so it's quite alright to advertise this during the dinner hour and especially when the kids are watching during prime time. I hate these bastards at Premarin for debasing every program they touch with their highly personal commercial about building vaginal tissue as if this were common talk we all engage in - when we don't. Morons!
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i8acannibal
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Just wait until they combine these commercials with the arm farts from juicy fruits locker room.
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aka ron
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I'll censor myself here.
Pu**y farts.
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Jimbo
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That's my biggest beef with these stupid low class money grubber ads for stuff like this & boner pills, etc. I can't even be comfortable watching TV with my mother anymore. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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Amen. I'd like to take the CEO's of these jerkwad companies & lock them in a room with their families, then force them all to sit in there with a big screen TV playing their embarrassing commercials over & over & over again for a few hours or so. Make them sit thru every boner pill, vaginal cream & yeast infection commercial made in the last 10 years & see how they like it. Maybe intersperse them with some porn video clips just to emphasize exactly what the subject matter is. My guess is that most of them are so thick skulled, it wouldn't even faze them. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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CaptainErnie
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What's next?.... Ads for anal lube?
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Papa Lazarou
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^KY already does adverts, I think.
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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aka ron
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KY Yours and Mine.
I really don't understand all of the ads toward hetero couples, you must be doing something wrong if you lack lubrication.
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Papa Lazarou
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Hell, to be medically disturbing, even the anus produces a lubricating mucus. tHere's even cases of gay guys producing it naturally when aroused.
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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