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    Posted: 27 Apr 2014 at 7:44pm
I've heard of the .357 magnum, ya know, that's Magnum Force.
Dodge used to make a pretty cool car called the Magnum.
I think there is even a condom thats wears this forceful and forboding title.
I don't care how hot she is, don't walk on my fking car. Angry
 
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Bilson...I don't know why, but that last name totally pisses me off.  
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Bilson...I don't know why, but that last name totally pisses me off.  

Sounds like Belsen?

I've seen this girl in promos for those teen dramas on UPN or whatever channel shows all that crap.  Pretty cute.  I'll bet those guys in the commercial don't mind her jumping around on those cars, that short dress of hers flying up in the breeze.


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Yea, she was cute 3 years ago - times may have changed.
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I hate that weird, stupid look on her face at the very end & the stupid, spazzy, girly way she runs.

Everything about her is annoying.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I've heard of the .357 magnum, ya know, that's Magnum Force.
Dodge used to make a pretty cool car called the Magnum.
I think there is even a condom thats wears this forceful and forboding title.
I don't care how hot she is, don't walk on my fking car. Angry
 

She's a petite hottie and can walk barefoot in a miniskirt on my car anytime. Some nice upskirt action. The commercial is OK. I wish she were thinking of me for her wet dream instead of some ice cream bar. What can I say?
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Originally posted by Alex Alex wrote:

Rachel Bilson is beautiful... :) I find her one of the most beautiful women in the whole world... :) Look at these magazine cover pictures and tell me she isn't just.... Beautiful... :)


She always seems to have a stupid looking facial expression.

It looks like something she's spent a lot of time practicing because she thinks it makes her look sexy.




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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Bilson...I don't know why, but that last name totally pisses me off.


It does sound odd.

She shoulda changed it to Wilson a long time ago.

Or maybe it was Wilson & she inexplicably changed it to Bilson.

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Seems the name goes at least as far back as her great-grandfather, who was the head of the trailer (as in movies, not horses) department at RKO.  Seems a lot of the family is in show biz.  Her grandfather's a classical pianist, big enough to have his own Wiki page.

But that side of her family is Jewish, so it's possible that the name was changed at some point.

Now I know more than I ever needed to know about her.


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Bilson...I don't know why, but that last name totally pisses me off.


It does sound odd.

She shoulda changed it to Wilson a long time ago.

Or maybe it was Wilson & she inexplicably changed it to Bilson.



That's what I'm saying, Jimbo Big smile  Her last name...Yuck.  And now that Alex has proclaimed his/her love for her...I find her even more hideous.  She has some definite mongoloid features, that's for damn sure.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Seems the name goes at least as far back as her great-grandfather, who was the head of the trailer (as in movies, not horses) department at RKO.  Seems a lot of the family is in show biz.  Her grandfather's a classical pianist, big enough to have his own Wiki page.

But that side of her family is Jewish, so it's possible that the name was changed at some point.

Now I know more than I ever needed to know about her.




Damn it Thor.  I could've gone the rest of my life without learning more about Bilsonowitz. LOL
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Seems the name goes at least as far back as her great-grandfather, who was the head of the trailer (as in movies, not horses) department at RKO.  Seems a lot of the family is in show biz.  Her grandfather's a classical pianist, big enough to have his own Wiki page.

But that side of her family is Jewish, so it's possible that the name was changed at some point.

Now I know more than I ever needed to know about her.


From what I understand, she had an uncle many years ago, who was a comedian in the 1960's & went by the stage name "Flip".

Sadly, just when he was on his way to making it big, another comedian, also named "Flip", who was younger, hipper & also happened to be African American & as such, was more in tune with the socially liberal mindset of the era than a balding, middle-aged Jewish man, came along & totally eclipsed him, sending him back down into the depths of obscurity & ensuring that nobody would ever hear of or remember the comic stylings of Flip Bilson.





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I've stumbled into a thread with desperate, lonely, low-IQ pederasts turned on by girls who look like ditzy 14 year olds.
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Originally posted by strifeknot strifeknot wrote:

I've stumbled into a thread with desperate, lonely, low-IQ pederasts turned on by girls who look like ditzy 14 year olds.


Aside from Alex, who in this thread expressed or claimed to feel any attraction to her?

The vast majority of the comments about her, save that one post, were negative.

Or were you just looking for an opportunity to use the word "pederast" in a sentence to make yourself sound brainy?

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^  Read zippyjet's comment.  LOL


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Originally posted by strifeknot strifeknot wrote:

I've stumbled into a thread with desperate, lonely, low-IQ pederasts turned on by girls who look like ditzy 14 year olds.


And fortunately, you fit right in!!!

(coudn't figure out which snarky, sarcastic reply I liked better, so I posted them both)

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Read zippyjet's comment.  LOL


Oh OK, I forgot about that one.

So there are 2 positive comments about her rather than just one.

A good example of why the quote feature comes in handy when referring to a specific post. Or two.

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Th only part of this ad that really makes my skin crawl is the CRUNCH when she takes a bite. UGH!!!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Read zippyjet's comment.  LOL


Oh OK, I forgot about that one.

So there are 2 positive comments about her rather than just one.

A good example of why the quote feature comes in handy when referring to a specific post. Or two.

Is that an apology? I'm not sure why you'd get so worked up over adolescent creeps being called out. Did you think you were included in my observation?

It should have been clear what I was talking about without quoting a giant up-skirt image. An image, mind you, in which the zoomed-in inset portion is completely in shadow and there's nothing to see. It takes a perverse imagination to get excited by that. 
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