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swampcat
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Posted: 11 Jan 2014 at 12:52am |
Ok really? I mean ...words fail...
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swampcat
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The above movie does not seem to be working...sorry... |
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aka ron
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I think you need to have a big ass so nobody notices you have a diaper on.
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crainbebo
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Really? They are still playing this stupid piece of crap?! Unbelievable. I don't think anyone I know would be dancing about adult diapers.
-crainbebo
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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Angry McPisseron
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These monkey-spanks have a new commercial about a new packaging color scheme to come out in the near-future; I was not able to find it on YouTube however.
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ChrisInMI
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I just saw the new version over the weekend, and it features a new version of the jingle playing during the second half of the commercial (the first half is still the old jingle). The new version is sung by a vocal group and is only slightly less irritating than the off-key original. I've only seen it once but it looks like the blonde and the African-American dancers are back in this new one; seems the plus-sized Chaka Khan lookalike is out.
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veoozo
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I doubt any woman is going to actually buy the pads they see on TV. They just pick what is on the shelf. Who wants to stand in front of the aisle for 5 minutes picking out pads?
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ANGRY-homemaker
Newbie Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3 |
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A bunch of women apparently ecstatic over being incontinent. I mean do you also feel like dancing when you're astride a pound of cotton? Riding the cotton pony indeed. It matters not what fluid the cotton catches it is an ANNOYANCE not a gleeful joy. A diaper is a NASTY portable potty. If they are so wonderful why wait until you "need" it? Imagine the minutes saved in a day if we all just wore our porta potties everywhere and went as per needed? I think Tena should encourage the unspoken convenience of "NOT WATING"! LOL boy do ya think the public would get on board with that? I mean it won't interfere with dancing and the lines at the bars one toilet per establishment are so long and the bathroom so nasty anyhow. And you pay so much for your drink, take it home with you via your handy dandy "Tena pad." Does that violate open container laws?
At 52 and having had 2 of my 3 children at birth weights of 9+ pounds I have been squeezing my thighs together since I was 20 to sneeze! What's the commercial with all the copper pipes? Women have plumbing issues and it ain't no dance and twist or throw a freaking party topic. Thankfully I am not yet needing such products. PTL! Tena -- take down this intelligence insulting ad. Human functions are messy and gross.... but let us deal with it quietly and discretely with some dignity. |
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Thor
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I couldn't get past that without cracking up. |
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Chipster
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This ad is already on my top 10 list of the most annoying for 2014. A bunch of plus-sized women dancing spastically because they're just ecstatic about peeing in their Tena pads. I wonder if they realize how stupid and ridiculous they look.
So now we're seeing dancing ads about human bodily functions. No wonder the aliens are abducting us. |
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EMCEE
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Don't drip no piss, nothing's missed with Tena Twist!
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Papa Lazarou
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they should make some incompetence pads and give them to the sh*tbrains who decided these ads were worthy of thinking up, producing, and airing.
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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crainbebo
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Commercials used to DESCRIBE about the product. Then it was the cheesy 1980s jingles (love most of them!) and now it's all stupid and dumb. Most ads won't even talk about the product, except for drug ads ("side effects may include headache, coma or death")
-crainbebo
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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ACHERON
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Yeah i've seen the new one too, please not another year of this. Although in the new version I saw, the too happy overweight chick is still in it
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Kelly H
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Argh! Can't stand the Tena commercial with the mature woman in her red satin dress sashaying her ass past the faces of the unfortunate movie-goers who paid good money to see the show, not her ass. Then as she meets an even older woman halfway to her seat they do a little pee-pee dance around each other much to the dismay of the people in their aisle. For Pete's sake, use the washroom before you leave the house and then hold it, even a child can do this. If I were in that theatre I'd be tempted to firmly plant my foot on that woman's toes as she wriggled by to remind her that I've paid good money to see the show not her ass. Here's the YouTube video to accompany my rant.
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