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Jimbo
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Posted: 05 Aug 2008 at 2:22pm |
WILL THEY NEVER END????????
Yoplait seems to be attempting to corner the market not on yougurt sales, but on idiotically conceived commercials. What is it with this company anyway????
Are they just a bunch of morons or do they think people who eat yogurt are???
Obviously they have some data that suggests the vast majority of yogurt eaters are women, hence the dominant "chick" theme in all their ads.
This particular one just riles me because it's so stupid in so many ways.
First of all, the "chick" (Andrea Rosen whoever that is) who is supposedly on a diet & has "already lost some weight", obviously doesn't even need to be on a weight loss diet to begin with. Nothing more annoying than some already slender woman yammering about needing to lose weight. Shut up & have a cheesburger, nitwit!!!
Then there's the part where the typical dumbass guy overhears her talking about all the different kinds of "desserts" she keeps in the fridge when we all know she's really talking about the "wide selection of delicious Yoplait flavors" available in your grocer's dairy case, & not the actual desserts themselves (wink wink), so he proceeds to open up the fridge & starts digging around like a confused animal looking for all the aforementioned treats, but to no avail.
Nothing in there but several strategically placed, lined up across the front of the shelf, label facing out, containers of.....(can you guess?)..... YOPLAIT YOGURT, of all things.
"Golly, I Didin't see that coming!!!" Nosiree.
And of course, they couldn't resist throwing in the part at the end where she turns to him digging thru the fridge & says "Babe, (I guess she has to say "babe" so she doesn't sound so much like a bitch) what're you doing?" To which his response of course, is to just stand there with a dumb, confused look on his face.
I wish I could make him turn to her & bellow.... "What the hell is to YOU what I'm doing???? Can't I even look thru my own damned refrigerator without you interrogating me???? Now shut up, get off the damn phone, go to the store & buy me some real food to eat or I'm gonna cram all this stinkin yogurt down your throat, then divorce you, ya friggin ding-a-ling!!!!."
Yet one more example of a good product with stupid, crappy commercials.
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fourstringdrums
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Yeah I think there is a thread dedicated to this woman called "Yoplait Witch" or something like that.
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FaithSF
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She is SOOOOO nasal: "Yehhhhnnnnsterday. . . "
And the way she accuses her husband of doing something wrong. She's not really asking him what he's doing; she's basically telling him to stop. |
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Jimbo
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Exactly. Like she's in charge of the refrigerator & he needs her approval before he can look thru it for something to eat, & from the looks of it, there isn't anything in there a normal guy would want to chow down on anyway.
I wonder what else he needs her permission for. She probably tells him what clothes to wear, what he can watch on TV, what music he can listen to & when he can use the bathroom.
Probably even when he can speak.
He looks like an emasculated, pussy-whipped pansy-ass who deserves it anyway.
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HollyRock
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I don't know... he is just gaping into the open refrigerator, without a clue.
And I could be wrong, but I imagine that he is capable of going to the store, himself, and picking up a couple of cans of manwich and some bulky rolls.
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Jimbo
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HollyRock
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Nah. She already quit while she was ahead.
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Jimbo
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mmm'kay....
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I'm still disturbed by the size of the guy's mouth. It's like a quarter slot.
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Jimbo
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It used to be normal sized, but after years with her it's started to receed from lack of use.
If they have male children, they'll likely be born without mouths altogether.
Some kind of genetic natural selection thing happening there.
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jppuertorico85
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i hate this witch im' so glad i'm not alone...her tone when she asks him what he's doing is so accusatory!!! Like, is he not allowed to go thru the fridge? Ugh, i hate commercials that perpetuate the sterotypes of dumb man/ harpie wife!
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