Chef Tony's 'Turbo Roaster' (video) |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 17 Nov 2013 at 12:43am |
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"OUCH! Don't GO there!", says the chicken.
Chef Tony could be at risk of getting busted for cruel and unusual actions with a chicken, or maybe get a bronze plaque on a number prison walls for creating a new, cheaper 'lethal injection'.
Gotta admit - think I want one - the chicken looks tasty and it may also be a good way to manage one's psyche by playing "Let's pretend" and letting the chicken play the role of the irritating, mentally-damaging individual; the subject of one's discord.
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I like Chef Tony, I used to watch his Miracle Blade infomercials. Always wanted to have one of those "All-Purpose Slicers"...
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That thing just looks freaky. One of those mail order items that will never take off.
Lets get some beekers and do an experiment.
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Angry McPisseron
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Great...something you're supposed to shove up a chicken's asshole!!!
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PaWolf
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Like I said, Ang - gives a whole new meaning to'Lethal Injection'...doncha know ALL the cannibals will be snatching these up - they just KNOW 'Long Pork' never tasted better!
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This is a joke commercial isn't it? I was laughing my ass off so hard I almost (excuse the pun) crapped myself. Only thing missing in that spoof was "But Wait There's More." It didn't have all the standard infomercial dreck like But Wait There's More, How much would you pay for this miracle? And Operators are standing by and if you buy now we'll give you two of the anal cavity invader gourmet dohickies.
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PaWolf
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ZJ - it is REAL. Truthfully, it makes sense and I WANT one.
Having said that, I'll shove it down the neck.
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I too may go for it. But, I'd boot up my phone and make a funny video and get nothing done. Hmmm, the light bulb just went off in my head. Oh no! But priority one in the But Wait There's More Infomercial crap I want to get is the ear wax blow machine.
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$19.99 for that?????
You could take any old glass jar with a metal lid, bend a piece of metal pipe & make one yourself for under 5 bucks!!!! Hell, you don't actually even need a glass jar. An empty soda can would do the trick. |
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My husband was trying to tell me about this thing yesterday and here it is.
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jhiller21
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It seems like a pretty damn good idea. If you can put lemon juice or wine in the liquid reservoir, it would produce some nice flavor as it steamed the inside of the carcass.
When I roast a chicken, I usually squeeze lemon juice on the inside, and stuff it with herbs and the lemon rinds. Probably close to the same thing really, but if it cooks faster, I'd give it a try.
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