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Papa Lazarou
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Angry McPisseron
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o Well-used toothbrushes (douche them off in Chlorox first because you know that one of the little sh!ts will put it in his or her mouth!)
o Lumps of coal o Dead socks o Tampons (esp. in a little boy's trick-or-treat container) o Travel-sized bottles of mouthdouche o Cigarette stubs o Dead batteries o Disposable douches and/or enemas o Candy wrappers (from full-sized candy bars) o Used (non-functional) disposable cigarette lighters o STP (soggy toilet paper) o Small sandwich baggie of dog or cat feces o Piano stool feet o Dead fragglz o Broken cassette tape with, "Christmas Mix '86" written on it with a black magic marker o Red Solo cups (new is preferred; used is kosher though) We didn't get too many Trick-Or-Treaters this year; probably because the weather sucked big walrus cock. I think it was ten or even less. |
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Happy Halloween, Auntie
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insanity213
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Damn |
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Jimbo
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Raw hamburger!!!!!
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msmadz
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Those little Halloween decroated bags filled with shards of glass. |
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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insanity213
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Or thumbtacks |
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insanity213
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We shall do no such thing! Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done! |
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aka ron
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msmadz
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a handful of mixed buttons.
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Papa Lazarou
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A HERRING!
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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msmadz
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Swizzle sticks!
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msmadz
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Yes, that would be a desecration! |
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Jimbo
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Urine-soaked cat litter!!!
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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No way, Jose!!!! Those things are collectors' items!!!! |
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insanity213
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a SHRUBBERY
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Papa Lazarou
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two halves of a coconut.
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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msmadz
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I always hated the neighbor/dentist who gave out toothbrushes and travel size toothpaste.
Anyone who gave out apples risked getting them smashed against the side of their house Pennies. 3 of them per child. Maybe I'll go get a box of Nicorette Gum for the kiddies. Thor and Jimbo - why not give the kids a few pages frm your adult magazines? "Look Mom! Mr. Jimbo gave me Ms. April 1997!" |
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Jimbo
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Stale leftover bagels brought home from the office.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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French onion dip.
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An enema
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Jimbo
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Live frogs.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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insanity213
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Bread
Apples Very small rocks Cider Great gravy Cherries Mud Churches Lead A DUCK |
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Jimbo
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Been done... |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Papa Lazarou
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a rock?
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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