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    Posted: 01 Nov 2013 at 4:12am
Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

a SHRUBBERY


but only if they can cut down the largest tree in the forest with.....
 
A HERRING!


We shall do no such thing! Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done!


Well, we've already got one, you see.
Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
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Well-used toothbrushes (douche them off in Chlorox first because you know that one of the little sh!ts will put it in his or her mouth!)
Lumps of coal
o Dead socks
Tampons (esp. in a little boy's trick-or-treat container)
o Travel-sized bottles of mouthdouche
Cigarette stubs
Dead batteries
Disposable douches and/or enemas
Candy wrappers (from full-sized candy bars)
Used (non-functional) disposable cigarette lighters
o STP (soggy toilet paper)
o Small sandwich baggie of dog or cat feces
o Piano stool feet
o Dead fragglz Wink
o Broken cassette tape with, "Christmas Mix '86" written on it with a black magic marker
o Red Solo cups (new is preferred; used is kosher though)
 
 
We didn't get too many Trick-Or-Treaters this year; probably because the weather sucked big walrus cock. Ouch
I think it was ten or even less. Unhappy


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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

a handful of mixed buttons. 


Or thumbtacks LOL

LOL Those little Halloween decroated bags filled with shards of glass.


Damn LOL LOL


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Raw hamburger!!!!!

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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

a handful of mixed buttons. 


Or thumbtacks LOL

LOL Those little Halloween decroated bags filled with shards of glass.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

a handful of mixed buttons. 


Or thumbtacks LOL
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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

a SHRUBBERY


but only if they can cut down the largest tree in the forest with.....
 
A HERRING!


We shall do no such thing! Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done!


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a handful of mixed buttons. 
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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

a SHRUBBERY


but only if they can cut down the largest tree in the forest with.....
 
A HERRING!
Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
Banana!
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Swizzle sticks! 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Thor and Jimbo - why not give the kids a few pages frm your adult magazines? "Look Mom! Mr. Jimbo gave me Ms. April 1997!"


No way, Jose!!!!

Those things are collectors' items!!!!


LOL Yes, that would be a desecration!
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Urine-soaked cat litter!!!
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Thor and Jimbo - why not give the kids a few pages frm your adult magazines? "Look Mom! Mr. Jimbo gave me Ms. April 1997!"


No way, Jose!!!!

Those things are collectors' items!!!!

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a SHRUBBERY


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two halves of a coconut.
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I always hated the neighbor/dentist who gave out toothbrushes and travel size toothpaste.

Anyone who gave out apples risked getting them smashed against the side of their house

Pennies.  3 of them per child.

Maybe I'll go get a box of Nicorette Gum for the kiddies.

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Stale leftover bagels brought home from the office.

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French onion dip.

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An enema

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Live frogs.

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Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
Cider
Great gravy
Cherries
Mud
Churches
Lead

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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

a rock?


Been done...






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a rock?
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