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PaWolf
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Posted: 02 Sep 2013 at 6:05pm |
There are few things in this life that actually make me angry - let's name some:
1.) Hip-Hop Logic & Psychology
2.) When there is a choice: 'Living off of Social Services' as a 'primary career'
3.) Genocide, when employed to control the global population issue.
4.) Phil Swift and 'Flex Seal'
Well, just when I thought I was down simply *three* things to make me angry, I was *just now* informed by the idiot box that Phil Swift is now hawking a NEW 'Flex Seal'. The day is over, my great attitude is shot to hell.
Think I'll share with all - it is no fun suffering alone.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Tiz
Revolutionary I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15588 |
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Idiots. Spraying a "leaky" shower head and along the tub where it meets the floor.
Here is the one I've seen, complete with boat test.
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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f**k it! I want to Flex Seal his mouth shut!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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PaWolf
Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40769 |
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Phil Swift is simply one of the most annoying people in T.V. advertising.
He reminds me way too much of a loud-mouthed bully I used to beat the crap out of on a regular basis - and I am a lover, not a fighter.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Cat Box
Commercial Hater Joined: 19 Feb 2012 Location: Outer Space Status: Offline Points: 43 |
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Who's bright idea was it to get a pitch-man with a lisp to hawk a product called 'Flex Seal'.
To get the full effect listen closely to the first commercial... |
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Kris L. Walker
Junior Executive Joined: 05 Nov 2012 Location: Suburban Philly Status: Offline Points: 278 |
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All hands, ya got the Silver Devil here and here's what I think of this here product called the 'Flex Seal'. It sucks, plain and simple. The other day on the 10 near El Paso, I was chillin' my rig at a choke and puke (truck stop) and one of them youngun truckers was saying, 'This Flex Seal stop my brakes from leaking brake fluid.' All the other truckers around him were impressed. So I walked up and said to the youngun, 'Hey son, that mess ain't worth the money you spent on it. It's as excellent as two mud wrestling sharks in a piranha pit. Toss that trash away and be a man and get yer truck fixed at a mechanic, not no silly ol' bottle of spray on gum!' Anyways...the way they promote this piece of burnt rubber ain't no better than how that young trucker was acting. Personally, I wanna take every can of that burnt on toast and smear it in the faces of the saps who are gullible to buy it. I reckon, if that don't work, I can always post complainin' emails 'til the cows come cryin' home for pork butts and taters.
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Back from an unexpected hiatus. Time to rip ads a new one all over again.
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