Nebraska Man Sues Walmart over bag failure |
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MrTim
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I was expecting this to be a "Man sues Wal-mart for child support because Wal-Mart bag he was using for a condom broke" story, but there ya go....
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Angry McPisseron
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She definitely needed to take a couple of Fukitol® caps before her fateful trip to that Wall*Mart...
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Jimbo
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Nahhhhh. 80's sitcoms just "ain't my thang". I mostly just watch PBS anymore. |
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Jimbo
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Having never watched that show myself, I was under the impression the catch phrase was "Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Willis?!!!" But as I said, I've never seen the show. But to answer the question, why would I suddenly know what I'm talking about? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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PaWolf
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Jimbo
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^ Done that too.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Papa Lazarou
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I just skim over it and look for keywords.
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Jimbo
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Actually, in this particular thread, Pa's posts were pretty understandable. For a change. I usually give up a few words in. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Papa Lazarou
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readable, then! XD
And Pa, I once knew three friends. One was deaf, and mute, but saw the combine harvester. One was mute and blind, but heard the combine harvester. The third was deaf and blind and didn't have the faintest idea what hit them. |
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PaWolf
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Cod, sometimes you remind me of days gone by.
If you remember your history, well, you could be one of those 'Bitches of Salem', way back in the 1600's. Wayback then, we 'waterboarded' your types, just before duct-taping you to the water boards and covering you with enough boulders to sink you below the pond. If you actually rose above the surface of the water, we found you NOT GUILTY of being a 'quwitch', dried ya out, and ran ya through a harvester to ensure our fields were improperly fertilized.
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Hootman
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Cod, I think you'd do anybody.
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Papa Lazarou
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Hoot, you've never seen a Cornish accent transcribed, have you?
Trust me, after that, understanding Pa is totally doable. |
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Hootman
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Pa, you have too many great things to say, I just can't follow some of them. It's probably just me...I may be getting old.
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PaWolf
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...nawwww....Hootie's right - I was trying to post before I passed out - he & CW often kindly (or not so much so) watch over me.
Not *my* fault, though.
I was busy passing out from too much bike riding followed by too much 'womenly wolf-speak' (bitchyap?!) and I really do not know what Hootie was complaining about, anyway.
Pretty sure male owls' nuts rot and fall off as they age, then they turn into snippy old bitches.
ANYWAY...it's o.k...I'm better now, thank you very much.
I'll duct-tape his beak if'n he isn't looking...
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Post Note: I really saw a geezer OLDER than Hootie today - and IT was wearing an awsome hat that said 'HOOTIE' on front. I wanted to take a picture, but he was SO old, I was sure I'd set him into a seizure if I approached.
Guy kinda looked like he had been through a recent prostate treatment, or was 'best friends' with a corn cob.
You weren't on Wolfy Island, this A.M., were you, Hootie? I swear, o'twin o'mine - I'm going to get you that hat!
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Papa Lazarou
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*Starts carving a humourous epithet on Hoot's gravestone*
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Hootman
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Pa, you know I love you, but wouldn't it be easier to just post in plain English without the extra punctuation and contracted words? I for one could read your posts easier.
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PaWolf
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O.k.o.k.o.k...let's quit playing 'stupid sympathizers' and get real, lk...
Like both Sarge and I said..."BitchBeDead" from being as bright as a box of rocks, plain and simple.
If you're stupid, you die. Pretty simple, doncha know...
Ain't 'purty' - just the "troof troof!.
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A serious infection will get most people's attention! Why did she wait long enough to seek medical attention that it was fatal? Was she waiting for Obamacare to kick in?
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Hey PaW, I'm going to change the subject. I saw a movie today with LANDAU and Ellen Byrnsten (2008).
He has to be 900 years old now.
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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PaWolf
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I've NO sympathy for the stupid.
Never have had.
Again, let's not forget - it's over; she's dead.
Then again, did anyone get to eat the rice? Good food should never go to waste, doncha know - it should go to waste, and then - only properly.
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aka ron
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Well I can see you have not paid your dues to: LSSFNAR
Lets Sue Someone For No Apparent Reason.
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aka ron
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I think it was the big can that hurt her toe.
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