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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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Congratulations to them.

Hope it came out well.
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Was it via Zoom or in-person?



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I would think that it must have been in person.

Because nothing beats the old fashioned "hands on" approach to learning.
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To quote George Takei, "Oh my!"

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Shame it's not a real album, though


Yeah, there's a whole series of them. Another good one is a "Christian" album by Mary Hinge (which is a play on hairy minge, minge being a British word for twat, apparently).

I'll check out those vids later.



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Shame it's not a real album, though


Yeah, there's a whole series of them. Another good one is a "Christian" album by Mary Hinge (which is a play on hairy minge, minge being a British word for twat, apparently).

I'll check out those vids later.


I was a member of a Brit forum about 3 years or so ago.

I can't say the name of it because it contains a word that is considered one of the most vulgar terms you can use in the US.

Reserved specifically for women and/or a particular anatomical feature.

Starts with a "c".

Anyway, in the UK it's not considered vulgar and is used for both men and women.

Anyone can be one.

This forum actually celebrated being one.

It was all about who could get the most clever digs in on another member or any public figure/celebrity/politician.

Pretty funny stuff.

Anyhow, they used "minge" a lot.

The first time I heard/read it, was during this exchange between two posters called Jiggerycock and Witheredscrote.

Mrs Roops was the forum moderator....

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Witheredscrote: Forget this sh*t, Roops has given Jiggers and me a 'like'. What do you think of that then.     lol lol

Jiggerycock: Do golden rays of buttery sunshine suddenly materialise from nowhere and hordes of nymphomanic Swedish lovelies throw themselves at me offering unimaginable sexual favours?

Mrs Roops: Off course not. I'm a modest person and wouldn't stoop to such hyperbole but punters have a better chance of winning a Nobel prize than receiving a like from me.

Jiggerycock: Or so you say!

I have it on good authority that all it takes is the promise of a pint of Guinness and a packet of Pork Scratchings and you're anybody's plaything!

Mrs Roops: Sadly, you were misinformed, I hate Guinness.

Witheredscrote: Not so. The truth is that she would stand on her head against the bar, the barman would fill her minge with Guinness, and she would give you a packet of Scratchings, if you could drink her dry. She was a sporting lass.

I could never manage to drink 9 pints of Guinness.




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That's a hella lotta minge.

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A minge that would make you cringe.

Bet you could really binge on that minge.

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I just accidentally ran across this on YouTube while looking for something else....




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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:


LOL! LOL
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I'm thinking about buying a motorcycle and joining a biker club....



Probably end up being something more like.....



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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm thinking about buying a motorcycle and joining a biker club....






LOL. I'll be in the Entresto Chapter.

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Never thought I'd say it, but I actually feel sorry for Madonna. She's got serious issues, kinda like the lonely, aging old actress in that movie Sunset Boulevard, especially if she thinks that plastic surgery is gonna help her regain relevance.

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Hard to feel sorry for Madonna.

Whichever bed that she's now lying in, out of God only knows how many thousands in which she's laid in the past, she made it herself.

She can always roll around in her giant piles of dead Presidents.  
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At that aga, about all you're gonna do with those piles of dead presidents (she's got 850 million worth of 'em) is roll around in them. I would imagine buying more stuff had worn out its luster years ago, to someone like her.

I'd like to see her don all her early Madonna garb and go on tour singing Material Girl and Like a Virgin at state fairs and bars in Iowa. That would be awesome.


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