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The wife was recording a bumble bee buzzing around the Hostas. A great closeup shot, you can hear the birds in the background. I wish I could post the video, she would kill me.

She tripped over her own feet, scraped her knee pretty good. "SH*T"  LOL
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Hope she's ok.

Why would she kill you for posting a video of a bumble bee?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jul 2017 at 12:07pm
It records her falling down too. She won't care, we just tried to download it from her phone to my computer. We'll see if I can find it and post.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jul 2017 at 3:32pm
You'll have to upload it to YouTube first, of course.
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Yeah, I gave myself a headache just getting the file to transfer. I'm not ready for YouTube.

It was funny.
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I think you have to create an account first.

Then, depending on the upload speed of your router and the filesize and length of the video, it could take a hellaciously long time to finish.

Hours.
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"Pickle you....KUMQUAT!"
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I found this on another forum I visit, some people shouldn't be cops.


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This is a pretty funny show. "Fellatio Del Torez" @ 1:02.  LOL


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I found this on another forum I visit, some people shouldn't be cops.


Wow.

That is scary.

And a good example of why you should never let a cop pull you over on a dark, deserted road.

Call 911 on your cell phone and explain to them that you're going to try to find an open convenience store or restaurant parking lot.
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Hey! Hugh! Get off of McLoud!

One day, in the year 1973, Mick Jagger and Dennis Weaver went to the Playboy Mansion for a party.

Once the boys were formerly introduced to Hugh Hefner, the three of them began to frolic with the Playgirls.

Dennis Weaver somehow ended up kissing Hugh Hefner's wife, and Hefner caught them in the act.

Hugh Hefner was livid, and jumped upon Dennis Weaver, pounding, punching, and kicking Mr. Weaver's ass.

Hef then jumped on top of Dennis Weaver, and while sitting on his chest, continued to beat him to a pulp.

Having been witness to all of these shenanigans, Mick Jagger started belting out in song:

"Hey! Hugh! Get off of McCloud!'

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Hey! Hugh! Get off of McLoud!

One day, in the year 1973, Mick Jagger and Dennis Weaver went to the Playboy Mansion for a party.

Once the boys were formerly introduced to Hugh Hefner, the three of them began to frolic with the Playgirls.

Dennis Weaver somehow ended up kissing Hugh Hefner's wife, and Hefner caught them in the act.

Hugh Hefner was livid, and jumped upon Dennis Weaver, pounding, punching, and kicking Mr. Weaver's ass.

Hef then jumped on top of Dennis Weaver, and while sitting on his chest, continued to beat him to a pulp.

Having been witness to all of these shenanigans, Mick Jagger started belting out in song:

"Hey! Hugh! Get off of McCloud!'


That's funny!!!

But why did you put the punch line before the joke?????

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Why the long face, Jimbo?  Wink



I just copied and pasted it as it was.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Why the long face, Jimbo?  Wink




Long face???? What long face????? I don't get it!!!!



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LOLLOL

I sure didn't expect to see John Kerry today.
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Bet you didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition either, did you?


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LOL

I expect to be delighted!


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All this talk of pushing harder, HARDER, HARDER!!! while expecting to be delighted, and it isn't even afternoon yet...


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His flatulence stopped one police interrogation, but not a continuing investigation that has resulted in a 24-year-old Kansas City man facing federal gun and drug charges.

You have the right to remain silent but deadly.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

His flatulence stopped one police interrogation, but not a continuing investigation that has resulted in a 24-year-old Kansas City man facing federal gun and drug charges.

You have the right to remain silent but deadly.



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