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Another one of those wing suit flyers meets his maker in Rio de Janiero.



...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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Letter to Dr. Phil

Dear Dr. Phil,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- trout fishing.


I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out, loves trout fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.

As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful trout you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice trout that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? 

Thanks,
Barry L.

P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two trout we caught.

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Dear Barry, 

Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
That's a nice pair of trout!


Sincerely,

Dr. Phil 





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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2014 at 4:51am
I dunno...

There once was a man from Trent,
Whose pecker was badly bent,
To save him the trouble,
He stuck it in double,
So instead of coming he went.

Why not?
Say something clever here...

No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
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What, nothin' about Nantucket????


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2014 at 6:26am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:


What, nothin' about Nantucket????





Figured that had been done before. I learned the Trent one from a 79 year old that was one of my best friends. He has since passed on. So I just try to pass it on... It has probably been heard, but out of respect, I still tell it.I was around 25 at the time. 35 now if it matters..Just wait for the squishing ants one.
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Some outtakes from a brilliant show (reviewing it soon)

Also, as a bonus, you get to see the actress who plays Victor Meldrew's wife say F*ck it.

Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
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* She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

 

* The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

 

* No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

* A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

 

* Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

 

* A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. Police are looking into it.

 

* Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'


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And for you Spinal Tap fans...



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^^ Did they confirm it was lightning that caused the electrocution and not a short in her "power tool?" Confused



Speaking of embarrassing ways to die:



"Wow he really made it!"
"Yeah, but at what a price ..."


LOL


"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin


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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

^^ Did they confirm it was lightning that caused the electrocution and not a short in her "power tool?" Confused


I don't think that was a real story there, insanny.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

^^ Did they confirm it was lightning that caused the electrocution and not a short in her "power tool?" Confused


I don't think that was a real story there, insanny.



I know, my reply was tongue in cheek as well Wink

Also looking through the site, it's a pretty safe bet it's entirely a joke/troll site e.g. having an article masturbation causing the Supermoon.   It seems to be a satirical mockery of religions in general's views on sex and masturbation.




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We don't really have a thread for  'cute'  so this will have to do.
 
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Stuff from an utterly bizarre surreal absurd comedy by Noel Fielding, "Luxury Comedy" Not for everyone, but if you don't mind a mix of creepy, unusual, and funny, it's worth a shot.

Banana!
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Damn, I'm having trouble getting into this room, somebody must have seen me coming.
Have not seen Thor or Jimbo around all day.  Confused
Things are very sluggish, prolly just an issue on this end.
 
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No my spelling error...Big smile

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The title's kinda misleading - should be more like "How to get your dog's hopes up" LOL



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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:



Damn, I'm having trouble getting into this room, somebody must have seen me coming.
Have not seen Thor or Jimbo around all day.  Confused
Things are very sluggish, prolly just an issue on this end.
 


Thank you for the photo. It is very similar to one of my Kodak moments when I was lacking a Kodak. My unit was participating in a field exercise at Ft Lewis Washington. My buddy and I were about 100' from a porta potty with it's door wide open. Suddenly the clouds parted and the end of a rainbow was directly in the open door illuminating the pot of something very different than gold. We stared at it for a couple of seconds then my buddy turned to me and stated "It f**king figures."
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