Charmin "Do you enjoy going to the bathroom?" |
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Snesgamer
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I am sick of this family and their obsession with their toilet and paper. If your answer to the question "Do you enjoy going to the bathroom" is anything more than telling the asker he's a creep and to get lost, or that it's just a job - you go in there and get it done - it's officially a FETISH and you probably need some help (or at least need to learn some more decency before you open your mouth about it).
I don't understand Papa bear's ability to take a crap on command - is he clogged up all the time, or does he save it up come commercial time? Also - I see Charmin has officially crossed the "Tweet barrier" - is anyone seriously going to use #TweetfromtheSeat hashtag? If so, I can see people sarcastically abusing it by describing the size and smell of their poo. |
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Ad nauseous
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I WISH ALL OF THESE DAMN CHARMIN BEARS WOULD JUST SHADDUP!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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aka ron
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Ken 1802
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I do like how the son bear practically says, "It's none of your business."
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DirtyD79
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Our society has officially jumped the shark. I mean really who do you think wants to know about your poops? Do we really need to be connected at all times and be hip to every insignificant detail about our friends and acquaintances' daily lives?
And who the hell is following tweets about toilet paper? Is there like some group or movement of people who are such huge fans of toilet paper that they must always be in the loop about all things sh*t tickets?
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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verminstew
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Tweet from the seat? UGHHH...reminds me of some of the people I work with that go and hide in the stalls just so they can text without being seen by our boss.
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jhiller21
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I'm officially ready to just nuke the entire planet. Seriously... "Tweet from the seat"?
Whatever happened to toilet paper commercials that just prove it's soft and absorbent by pouring blue water on it? No one needs to picture people sh*tting to get the point across. I wouldn't buy Charmin anyway. It's way overpriced, and one of the reasons for that is their ridiculous advertising budget. |
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Thor
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One study out of England shows that 1 out of 6 cellphones is contaminated with fecal matter...presumably due to people tweeting from the seat.
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Ad nauseous
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I would fully support you, if you did that! This makes me miss the 90s! f**k it! I need a time machine! Who the f**k needs to do a tweet from the goddamn bathroom? This is just advocating for more spread of ecoli. Yech! |
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foxbarking
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Wow. I haven't seen that one yet. Lord knows if I ever do, it will join the list of commercials I immediately mute or pause the DVR and then fast forward with. I don't need to know or have any desire to know anything anyone does while they are in the bathroom, least of those bears.
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MrTim
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Hell, don't tweet, just use your camera phone to snap a pic and send that.
Dr. Oz !
Sorry, won't happen. But would Steve Buscemi creepily squeezing toilet paper be acceptable...?
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dizrythmia
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i don't get how using a particular brand of toilet paper would make me enjoy going to the bathroom. i don't even understand why this matters so much. who enjoys sh*tting? maybe if you've been constipated for a couple days and you finally manage to go it'd be enjoyable or something.
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DKS
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I saw this one for the first time today. My first thought was "WTF?". I mean, yeah, I go to the bathroom, but it's not like something I do for fun, it's something I do cause it has to be done. I enjoy watching a good movie, reading a good book, listening to good music, hanging out with friends, going out with a cute girl...taking a sh*t never really registered on my list of "things I enjoy".
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Miseryguts
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It's strange how it's now acceptable to start a public debate about taking a dump; actually, it's downright weird. Maybe the genius who thought up this little gem did so while he was suffering from an acute bout of constipation when sitting in a cubicle at work and talking to the guy next door, who was passing the results of a particularly bad burrito. "There's got to be some way of capitalizing on this experience Joe". "Sure Jim, how about 'enjoy the go'"? |
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jhiller21
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This... I've never dropped a deuce and thought "Wow! That was fun!" Also, the brand of toilet paper I used doesn't make me want to get on Twitter and start talking about what an enjoyable experience it was wiping my ass with it. What people do in the bathroom should stay there. Well, it should get flushed, but you get my point. |
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aka ron
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Moochamoocha
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Do I enjoy going to the bathroom? It's not an amusement park ride, for goodness sake! It's a natural function that EVERYONE does! Why turn it into a big thing? And who gives a rat's ass about the type of toilet paper you use? Personally, we can't use Charmin because it clogs up our system worse than a massive dump would.
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Thor
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If, by "going to the bathroom", they mean "taking a dump"...well, yes, I enjoy it. Most of the time. I had one dump about a half-year ago that I didn't enjoy. I'd tell you all about it, but I get the idea that no one here would like to hear about it.
I gotta admit, though---it was special!
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aka ron
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^^^ God why am I laughing at this?
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!Tommy
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I wouldn't care if they bears fell off the edge of the planet. They're so stupid! I remember the one where the little bear unrolled like an entire roll of paper and when momma bear says don't use too much, he's all "Oops!" What the hell is that? Teach that little snot some discipline instead of letting him get off with a simple oops. As for texting, people don't care where they do it. People at work think they're clever going to the bathroom to use their cell phones. Even when you take a dump, it shouldn't take a half an hour! But for the hashtag in this commercial....just why? Why would you want to talk about going to the bathroom? Isn't the bathroom sacred anymore or does it have to be broadcasted to the world now too? Why not start a bathroom bar where people can sit next to each other on toilets and text about how much they love sitting there and crapping? That's about how much sense this makes.
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Miseryguts
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Well it can be,. Just depends on what you had for dinner last night. Getting up and down to run to the toilet can feel a bit like being on a roller coaster. |
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dizrythmia
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this commercial makes me think that the charmin ad people actually think there are people out there that when they get that feeling (you know, when you know you gotta go) that they think, "woo hoo! time to take a sh*t! i've been looking forward to this all day!"
maybe these guys are in cahoots with fiber one and activia. if not, they should be. they're all obsessed with our poop, how often we do it, and making sure we enjoy it.
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Thor
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^ Brand of toilet paper has zero to do with my dump enjoyment.
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Puppydogpants
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These commercials are so disgusting. "Sometimes I like to take a book." It always really grosses me out when people have magazines or any type of reading material next to their toilet. If you are sitting on the toilet long enough to be able to read for any extended amount of time, it is time to see a doctor.
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I don't patronize bunny rabbits!
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Moochamoocha
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A couple of weeks ago, I went to the bathroom at work and was about to flush when someone came in and had a LONG conversation on their cell phone about paying some bill. I stood in the stall for about 10 minutes while this chick was talking because I didn't want to flush and let the person on the phone know that their conversation was taking place in a bathroom. It was very uncomfortable and embarrassing. We DO have a break room; why not make your call in there? |
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