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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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MrTim
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^^Damn, wish I'd thought of that one!
I read the original letter in the paper. Still thinking Ask Amy got punked... |
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MrTim
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There are so many levels of stupid involved for this one:
https://twentytwowords.com/edible-anus-company-makes-chocolate-molds-loved-ones-butthole/? Never mind health department violations... |
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PaWolf
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"Look Ma! NO DRUGS!!!"Rattlesnake, Uranium, Whiskey Found during Traffic Stop |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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MrTim
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He was lucky it was only his arm & shoulder (GF wanted sex, he was too tired, she got angry...)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/things-got-slashy-305628 |
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PaWolf
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Sometimes it all becomes a little to surreal to believe, such as this incident I heard about, yesterday.
Man caught with pound of cocaine under his toupee |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Jimbo
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NO MORE MANHOLES IN BERKELEY CALIFORNIA
No more manpower. No more chairmen No more policemen or policewomen No more he and no more she.
CNN link This crap is getting so absurd I can't even stand turning on the news anymore. Gawd, I wish everyone would STFU. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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NO MORE MANHOLES IN BERKELEY CALIFORNIA The only manholes are at the gay bar! |
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Jimbo
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I'm surprised they kept the word "holes".
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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PaWolf
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Today's headline news on CNN - not kidding!
Passenger dressed as a clown causes mass brawl on cruise ship, witnesses say |
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MrTim
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And you thought licking ice cream was bad. Looks like things are escalating...
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43jkpd/cops-seek-woman-who-peed-all-over-a-bin-of-walmart-potatoes |
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PaWolf
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The New York Post's version of this story is hilarious! "That’s the wrong kind of fertilizer, lady." "The Shamed Spud Soaker..." I couldn't have written it better!
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aka ron
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I won't buy groceries at Wally World! |
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PaWolf
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Thor
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Yeah, we talked about that story the other day at work. It happened the same day as the story about the ex-employee who went into his Mississippi Walmart and shot/killed two managers. One of the CEOs addressed that one but not the pisstatoes one. |
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Jimbo
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Her punishment should be to let every employee at that Walmart piss on her.
Head and face included. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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How 'bout also making her buy and eat every last one of those potatoes (in one sitting). |
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MrTim
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Dude's gonna have fun living this one down:
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/general/others/basketball-star-banned-drug-test-pregnant-donell-cooper-fifa-chicago-nba-a9040196.html But the real question is: Who Da Baby Daddy? Quick! Call Maury! |
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aka ron
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I can't believe this idiot was allowed to patrol his own neighborhood like a f*cking soldier at war? How could they let him get away with it? A Las Vegas security guard plotted attacks on a synagogue and an LGBTQ bar, the FBI saysNN)A
Las Vegas security guard who once patrolled his neighborhood with a
semi-automatic rifle has been arrested on a federal charge in connection
with possessing "destructive devices." The FBI says he had bomb-making
materials and was planning to attack a synagogue and a gay bar. Conor Climo, 23, also chatted online
with white supremacists, quoted Adolf Hitler, and drew a sketch for
attacks, according to the criminal complaint filed against him. https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/10/us/las-vegas-armed-patrol-attack-plot/index.html |
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PaWolf
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Heard about this driving for breakfast and almost ran off the road!
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Jimbo
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Steamed clams, anyone?
Warnings after woman is burned by 'vagina steaming' Gynaecologists are warning of the potential risks of vaginal steaming after it emerged a Canadian woman burned herself attempting one. A case study, involving a 62-year-old, was published in the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology Canada. The woman had been suffering from a prolapsed vagina and believed the treatment could help avoid surgery. Vaginal steaming, which involves sitting over a hot water and herb mix, has seen a growth in popularity. It and other treatments for intimate areas, including vulva facials, are now available at some salons and spas. The LA Times first reported on the steaming trend in 2010, and it later gained widespread attention when Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop brand recommended it. Last year, US model Chrissy Teigen also shared a photograph of herself undergoing the treatment. Spas advertising "v-steaming" claim it has been used throughout history in countries in Asia and Africa. They say the practice, which is sometimes called Yoni steaming, acts to "detox" the vagina. Experts, however, warn it can be dangerous and say there is no proven medical evidence for the health claims being made, including that steaming can ease period pains or help with fertility. Dr Vanessa Mackay, a consultant and spokeswoman for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, says it is a "myth" that the vagina requires extensive cleaning or treatment. She recommends using plain, unperfumed soaps on the external vulva area only. "The vagina contains good bacteria, which are there to protect it," she said in a statement. •The mystery of the pelvic floor •The scientist calling out celebrity claims •Paltrow pays out in vagina egg lawsuit "Steaming the vagina could affect this healthy balance of bacteria and pH levels and cause irritation, infection (such as bacterial vaginosis or thrush) and inflammation. It could also burn the delicate skin around the vagina (the vulva)." A number of doctors have been sharing the injured woman's story in recent days in order to highlight the potential dangers from steaming. Dr Magali Robert, who authored the article, said the injured woman attempted to steam her vagina on the advice of a traditional Chinese doctor. The woman, who gave permission for her case to be shared, sat over the boiling water for 20 minutes on two consecutive days before presenting at an emergency department with injuries. •Vagina rejuvenating 'poses serious risk' •'Girls say they hate their vaginas' •'Why I photographed 100 vulvas' She sustained second-degree burns and had to delay reconstructive surgery while she healed. Dr Robert, who works in pelvic medicine and reconstructive surgery in Calgary, said word of unconventional therapies like steaming can spread through channels like the internet and word-of-mouth. "Health care providers need to be aware of alternative therapies so that they can help women make informed choices and avoid potential harm," she says in the article. **************************************** "Honey, I'm home!!! Are we having fish for dinner again???" |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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I guess I'm going to have to read it, Jimbo! |
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Too bad so sad! I know a little bit about a healthy vagina. It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Just some basic washing in the shower and a mustache ride is good for the PH. |
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MrTim
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"Don't troll the drug dealer's hairdo or we will prosecute you." |
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