Cheetos - Child shoots mom in butt w/ cheetodart |
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Snesgamer
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Posted: 18 Jul 2013 at 6:58pm |
This was mentioned in the Cheetos "Cheetahpult" topic, but it's just so bizarre I felt it had to have a topic of its own (not trying to take away from the creator of that topic by any means). It bothers me when Chester says "Remember your training - your whole life has been leading to this point". I guess that's it for this kid, then. After wedging a cheesy snack in his mother's buttcheeks, I guess there are no loftier goals or aspirations for him after this point. |
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insanity213
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Even more bizarre and awful than I imagined it would be
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aka ron
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WTF?, I am a little crazy, Butt, for it to hurt THAT much. I am thinking penetration. NOOOOO!
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EMCEE
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Did someone with Cheetoschizophrenia think up this commercial idea? Holy sh*t, someone needs a Cheetosyringe filled with CheetoHaldol. |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Darthhillbilly
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Well, he did hit a 5-pound stuffed animal with enough force to knock it out of the chair, it's possible mom has a new powdery yellow suppository.
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What the flying f**k?
Damn creepy! And weird! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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DKS
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Umm, I have NO idea what this commercial is trying to convey, but it certainly doesn't make me want to eat a Cheetos...
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"I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries Devoid of all the passion The human spirit cannot die" |
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Snesgamer
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Don't worry - you just need to dig it out of her butt. |
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Puppydogpants
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I just noticed their new tagline/slogan is "Dangerously Cheesy."
So I guess the "dangerous"part is getting shot in the ass with their product by your unsupervised wannabe ninja of a child?
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BWAHAHAHAHA! She got it right in the buns! I know I'm probably supposed to hate this one but considering the week I've just had I need to laugh at something or I'll go crazy.
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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WHY do that they have resort to a cheap, weird, stupid tactic, to sell what amounts to cheese puffs? Seriously!? |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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JustInn014
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Gotta admit I like Cheetos, but not these ads. Then again, the current way to market nearly anything is to make an advert as irrelevant as possible - some people call it "connecting" to a product, I call it a load of crap.
I think the "dangerously cheesy" slogan has been around for a while longer, though.
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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What a waste of perfectly good Cheetos. Using them as projectile objects to shoot people with?
No wonder people out there hate our wasteful lifestyle. |
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Snesgamer
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The child should be forced to eat the one lodged in the lady's butt as punishment. |
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