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Whitedog127
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Posted: 24 May 2013 at 4:30am |
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This may have been covered before, and if so, my apologies-- I did look for it before posting. That said--I have seen this ad about fourteen times today, and if I have to watch this cereal stealing cow ONE MORE TIME, I will explode! WTF, Lucky Charms?? If I steal my co-worker's lunch, I will end up in a magical forest with a cartoon leprechaun? Did someone put acid in the coffee at that marketing brainstorming meeting?? And the guilty way she looks around before eating someone else's food makes me want to kick her in the forehead. Add to that the sappy way she simpers "I forgot how good these taste!" makes me go Defcon 5. Think they taste good? Then GO BUY A BOX, YOU CHEAP B*TCH!! Honest to God, for some reason this one really pushes my buttons. I feel better now...
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Thor
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Yeah, coupla threads on this one:
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Jimbo
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I've never seen that one.
And yeah, acid in the coffee sounds about as plausible as anything. Finally, even if there was already a thread on it prior to a month or two ago... screw it. Post away, I say. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Darthhillbilly
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She should hook up with Toucan Sam and his band of little striped cereal thieves.
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Thor
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Don't forget the Trix rabbit.
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Darthhillbilly
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And the Cookie Crook, for anyone old enough to remember him. The difference being that the toucans are somehow portrayed as the heros of their adventures, and are always rewarded with fruity, tasty cereal Os.. when in reality they just show up and lay claim to someone else's stuff. Like this office break room cereal thief.. she's rewarded with a sweet, if brief, hallucination.. instead of caught, unmasked, punished.. whatever.. for her food crime.
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Moochamoocha
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I think someone left the Lucky Charms laced with PCP in the break room on purpose so they could find out who exactly is the one stealing people's food. Just look for the bitch on a wild trip, talking about leprechauns.
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^^
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Whitedog127
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Well, I hope in her effed up state, she wanders into traffic and in front of a speeding city bus. Take that, you marshmallow thieving twat! |
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Thor
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I take issue with your comment...that is, the part about those things being marshmallows. They are NOT marshmallows. I don't care what the Lucky Charms people say. They're something else, and they sent shivers up my spine the first time I bit into them.
DOWN WITH LUCKY CHARMS!!!
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Jimbo
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They all work for The Hamburglar. He's the gang leader. The Frito Bandito used to be part of the gang too, but he's dead now. Killed by the PC Police. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MrTim
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Pretty dumb lunch thief to steal cereal when there is probably better stuff like pizza, donuts, or Jamie Lee Curtis Bowel Busting Bacterial Laxative Yogurt in the workplace fridge....
Maybe she is trying to get "lucky" with Lucky....
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I hate the way she talks. "lucky sharms?"
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LittleO
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Yes, I started one of the previous threads. My disdain for this woman is vast and relentless. The goofy voice, the stupid faces, the awkward posture... Ugh. Horrible. And her teeth are spaced farther apart than Shannen Doherty's on the first season of 90210. Almost puts me off Lucky Charms! (Almost.)
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d4everman
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But I'm happy someone else remembers the Frito Bandito. |
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Snesgamer
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The commercial really doesn't bother me as much as the person "starring" in it. Gotta be one of the most punchable faces in commercialdom.
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Oh yeah, many of us old timers do. And now here's your blast from the past... And didn't every kid you knew in school have one of these on the end of their pencil at one time or another?... |
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Thor
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^ Ha! The kind of erasers that always seemed to just smear the lead marks around, and then put a hole in the paper. Almost as bad as those ink erasers, which absolutely never worked.
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LittleO
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SO PUNCHABLE. Even if she had a blank stare, it would be bad, but she does the bug eyes and the gaping mouth of wonder and I'm kind of amazed at how much I can dislike a person I know almost nothing about. Thor, I can concede that Lucky Charms aren't "real" marshmallows, but they are still delicious! I would eat them by themselves if I could!
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Darthhillbilly
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LittleO
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I must be reading this wrong, because it almost sounds like you expect me to put effort into my cereal experience. BTW, it's ORANGE stars and BLUE diamonds. (And purple horseshoes!)
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Darthhillbilly
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Curses! Foiled again!
*closes overcoat lined with spoons, twists moustache and runs*
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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