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    Posted: 13 May 2013 at 5:19pm
No, I'm tired of this ad full of ugly feet! Angry

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"Tired of ripped hose?"

Not necessarily since I don't ever have to worry about encountering that problem, but I sure as hell am tired of commercials advertising dead skin removals, tampons, yeast infection busters, jock itch cream, hemorrhoid cream, limp dick preventative medications, and other disgusting things of that TMI nature.  DeadAngry


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Do women under the age of 60 or 70 even wear pantyhose these days?  I never see it anymore.  Too bad.  It always looked good, even with runs.  In fact, especially with runs.
 
 
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Thor hates it when his panty hose rips, but if he'd quit farting in them it wouldn't happen.

I keep telling him to just wear them ripped so the farts can escape without making new holes.

He won't listen, though.

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I'll never quit farting.
 
In fact, I'm farting right now.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Thor hates it when his panty hose rips, but if he'd quit farting in them it wouldn't happen.

I keep telling him to just wear them ripped so the farts can escape without making new holes.

He won't listen, though.

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I hate when my panty hose tears right across my face so they can identify me at the bank.
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I can see a raggedy chipped up toe nail making a run (heck, even getting a chipped FINGERNAIL can cause a run) but calloused skin? Sweet sainted mother of Howard Hughes! If my SKIN was causing my hose to run, I'd be at a dermatologist faster than you could say "L'Eggs".
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

I can see a raggedy chipped up toe nail making a run (heck, even getting a chipped FINGERNAIL can cause a run) but calloused skin? Sweet sainted mother of Howard Hughes! If my SKIN was causing my hose to run, I'd be at a dermatologist faster than you could say "L'Eggs".


LOL "sweet sainted mother of Howard Hughes" I LOVE that phrase!
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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:

I hate when my panty hose tears right across my face so they can identify me at the bank.
 
You should try to put the reinforced crotch panel across where your face is.
 
Make sure they're clean, though. Dead Sick
 
 
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

[QUOTE=Madawee] I can see a raggedy chipped up toe nail making a run (heck, even getting a chipped FINGERNAIL can cause a run) but calloused skin? Sweet sainted mother of Howard Hughes! If my SKIN was causing my hose to run, I'd be at a dermatologist faster than you could say "L'Eggs".


LOL I nearly fell out of the chair laughing at that post.  I do hate when commercials show people with cruddy feet or any other defective part of their body for purposes of pushing a product.  It's like the little Lamisil monster and when he opens up that toenail like it is a car hood.  Makes me cringe EVERY time. Confused
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I REFUSE to look at this commercial because I HATE feet! I swear I will vomit from here to eternity if I view anyone's nasty, crusty feet.

...Oh boy, there goes breakfast! DeadDead
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

I REFUSE to look at this commercial because I HATE feet! I swear I will vomit from here to eternity if I view anyone's nasty, crusty feet.

...Oh boy, there goes breakfast! DeadDead
We must be related!
Feet can literally make me gag.
 
And Mooch, to add to our woes, here comes open toed shoe season. Do NOT look down while riding the subway. I'd rather look at unidentifiable brown marks on the floor and let my mind wander than staring at a pair of pups that is unfir for human viewing.
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Eeyuck! Feet...everywhere there's feet!

My best friend is getting married next month and I'm her maid of honor. Yesterday I went to look for shoes and all I saw were sandals. The shoes my mother picked for me are silver sandals with a little heel (watch for videos of Mooch tripping down the aisle coming to YouTube in July Wink). The shoes show off my feet, which are gross, so now I have to get them done. I'm NOT looking forward to it. People with their hands all over my feet...{{{shudders}}}
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Oh I LOVE getting a pedicure. and have my toes painted and look real purdy! I like a professional doing them while I sit in the massage chair flipping through a magazine.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

I REFUSE to look at this commercial because I HATE feet! I swear I will vomit from here to eternity if I view anyone's nasty, crusty feet.

...Oh boy, there goes breakfast! DeadDead
We must be related!
Feet can literally make me gag.
 
And Mooch, to add to our woes, here comes open toed shoe season. Do NOT look down while riding the subway. I'd rather look at unidentifiable brown marks on the floor and let my mind wander than staring at a pair of pups that is unfir for human viewing.
 
Oh... well then I probably shouldn't post this pic...
 
 
LOL Looks like pizza!!!!
 
Here's a few more I probably shouldn't post...
 
 
 
 
Now that your appetites are stimulated.... snack anyone?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And don't worry... if ya don't have any cheese to put on the crackers...
 
 
...you can always find some cheesy feet to scrape it off of!!!!
 
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Gee, Thanks Jimbo  Sick
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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:

Gee, Thanks Jimbo  Sick

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Jimbo.

I have some warm chunky soup for you....I just made it.
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Wonder if this guy's doctor has bad dreams or actually looks forward to heading to work in the morning.
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What the...?  ShockedLOL
 
 
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