Horrid Stanley Steamer Scooting Dog Commercial |
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sandy345
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Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 5:09pm |
It's back. The mom going ballistic over Toby (MAKE HIM STOOOP she says to the dopey red haired kid). This has creeped back on to daytime Television. Make this commercial STOP.
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Spicy_Meatball
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I don't remember the "make him stop" addition. So either this is a new version, or I was too grossed out but the dog to notice any dialogue after that fish-wife yells out "TOBY!!!". Here's the "make him stop" version: |
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"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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sandy345
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I headed for the remote so fast I didn't notice.
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Hezadancer
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My littlest dog scoots his ass fairly often on the carpet, and our carpet is WHITE. I've never seen him dirty up the carpet by scooting, I think this lady is just anal.
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Spicy_Meatball
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Dogs who "scoot" often have worms that itch, or impacted anal glands that "squirt". Frankly I think the ad, albeit loathesome and shrill and "TMI", does point out that you probably don't want your babies crawling around in "butt squirt". I don't even like to think of a "clean" dog ass being dragged in areas of the carpet for just the cumulative "smell" and "bacteria" factor. You don't aways have to see filth to realize it's there.
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"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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kat
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ANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET IT!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Hezadancer
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Hehe, I was almost going to say "no pun intended" but you know, I figured I'd be lying.
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CurryMan
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Good dog.
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"I will stand upon my head 'til my ears are turning red Pussycow, pussycow, pussycow!" |
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PaWolf
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Yup.
If'n I see da Pooch 'draggin'ass', we're headin' straight to the vet.
And when I get MissyDWolf home, I'll rent a steam-cleaner and make her clean her skid-marks.
I actually have always liked this commercial...it really gets the message across...the thought of a dog getting rid of worms right where the child is crawling is indeed horrific; what's worse? I bet some folks don't understand the stinkin' commercial - think the dog is doing it for fun.
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kat
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I get that it's worms. I get that it's horrifying.
But I don't want to see a soccer mom screaming her brains out while I'm trying to make fun of Sarah Jessica Parker and the ladies on The View. I mean, it throws me off and frankly I don't need that at the crack of noon when I'm waking up. |
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Hezadancer
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Thankfully my little guy doesn't have worms, but he does need his glads expressed from time to time, which I do myself. Maybe my dogs ass doesn't phase me much for that reason, that or the fact that he likes to sleep with his ass near my face sometimes.
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PaWolf
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A 'wormbutt' in the face?!!!
Maybe you missed the episode of 'House' with the little kid who had worms *in* his eyes...how'd it happen??? well, think you're awful close!
gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh....
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Hezadancer
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EWWW worms IN the eyes? Now I feel ill....
Luckily my pup DOESN'T have worms but that still makes me sick. |
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blast-off-girl
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Am I the only one who loves this commercial? I'm a sucker for all commercials with animals and I especially like Labrador retrievers. I think it's pretty funny too. My cat scoots all the time and does leave stains, unfortunately. I guess I can relate to the mom's terror in this commercial. Anyway, my cat scoots purely for behavioral reasons. He was tested for worms and everything else at the vet.
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CurryMan
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Nope. I find this commercial to be hilarious. |
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kat
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The kid on House ate sand that a dog had pooped in, if I recall correctly. He was autistic and had a disorder called Pica, which means he has an urge to eat non-food items.
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Skippy
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I noticed that there is now another commercial that is using the dog scooting. The one where the guy say that he missed out on a 5 star hotel room in France because he did not have any signal on his phone, so the family has to spend their vacation in a sleazy hotel. At the end you see the dog scooting off to the side.
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PaWolf
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Correct!
There ARE differences...our friend clearly isn't autistic and, well...think of it as 'eating natural'; she gets to skip the 'additives'...guess instad of Pica, she gets Poopa.
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