Charmin Bears Have Sunk to a New Low |
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badp
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Posted: 23 Dec 2008 at 2:50am |
Charmin is so tough and rough that even bears can wipe with it without it tearing. Imagine how it will feel on your behind.
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Irishman
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Oh, the bear crapped on the mountain,
The bear crapped on the mountain,
The bear crapped on the mountain,
Before he took a pee! |
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JasonTKD
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Considering the kind of commercials Charmin would make if that happened, I think that's the last thing you'd want the bears to do.
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Ad nauseous
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*BANG* *BANG*
there, is that better? |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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sharonite
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I'm so sick of the sh*tting bears.
Please make them stop.
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N-Dizzle
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! This commercials use to be cute. Now they're just unBEARable since I have to see the dingleBEARries on that bear's ass. Does a bear shit in the woods? Apparently yes, and he wipes with Charmin! Maybe next we'll learn that they also use urinals!! Here's the new Charmin commercial, get the money shot!! |
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PaWolf
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The newest one is a light brown bear, playing football (as a center) with 'Coach Dad'..."hup1, hup 2, YIKES!".
I could just see junior getting one good swipe across his crack, with the football on it's way to Dad's loving hands...
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badp
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The little bear acts like a brat, running away from the mom when she's trying to get the (miraculously clean) TP off his butt. And we're supposed to think bratty kids are "cute." No, it's not cute, and neither is showing red freaking cartoon bears using toilet paper WITHOUT A TOILET.
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Somewhere in heaven, Mr. Whipple is taking a crap in that big toilet seat in the sky, wondering why Procter & Gamble "squeezed" the Charmin by hiring talking cartoon bears...
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Candiecane
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lol The bears have creeped me out from the begining! Passing all of what you guys have said I'd add why are the baby bears parents watching him er, do his business? In the ones where apparently only 3 sheets are needed? Toilet paper natzi bears! Gah! Just odd all around.
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Wild Starchild
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That actually remioned me of that commerdial where the boss is on the speakerphone, and the TEAM is chuckling along with him, then he says buy and that one chick starts mocking him as the dude comes in to fix the mute button?? LOL I really do like that ad!! I damn near laughed my ass off.
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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DirtyD79
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I'd believe it. A whole bunch of geeky ad execs all sat around a table and The Boss probably spouted off with does a bear sh*t in the woods. needless to say everybody laughed and seal slapped like a bunch of trained monkeys because nobody has a set and fear they'll be fired for not thinking the "big guy's" joke was funny. So then some chuckling jackball said hey let's run our whole ad campaign around that. And after that they all proceeded to high five and lick each other's dicks.
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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The Mad Gasser
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I think that's where they idea for these commercials. I also think they've run the joke into the ground. I would buy Charmin if they actually animated the bear wiping his ass with a rabbit. Now THAT's a selling point for me. |
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PaWolf
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Yup! Scroll down a tad, Buddy! - think I mentioned something in that line, too - glad to see we're not alone...bears ain't the only ones that found 'em useful...'dem bears come from the same neighborW/hood...
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Wild Starchild
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OH God, Where to start???
OK, this ad is just em-bear-assing!!!LOL Cleaning the dingleberries off the baby bear's batooty with a vaccuum cleaner??? OMG!!!! That's just STUPID!!!! Where in the hell are they getting electricity?? Who taught them what a vaccuum cleaner was, and how to use it??
This whole bear taking a sh*t thing reminds me of a classic joke. Here goes!!
A big bear and a little rabbitt are out in the woods next to each other taking a crap. The bear looks over at the rabbit and says, "Do you ever have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?"
"No!", replies the rabbit.
So the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Spicy_Meatball
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It'd be a lot more realistic than the fekking toilet paper! I say, bring it on!
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It's surprising that P&G doesn't promote Pampers Wipes more often in their TV spots.
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JimA
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I don't remember thinking that after any commercial.
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msdeli
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At first I kinda dug the commercials. It brought to mind the "does a bear sh*t in the woods" thing, but I think they have taken it a little far now. I mean do we really need the visual of toilet paper fuzzies stuck to our ass. I am sure we have all experienced cheap but wipe, truthfully, as long as my fingers don't bust through it, I am allright. Ewwww. That was kinda yucky huh? When you think about it, do you really pick your tp based on their commercial. For my family, it is more of a trial and error thing. I can honestly say that I have never watched a toilet paper commercial and said "wow, I gotta get me some of that".
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Lurker87
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Seriously, the Charmin bears have always annoyed me. That is the reason I refuse to ever get Charmin. Just because of these commercials.
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DirtyD79
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Seriously bears, grow some sack and start doing normal bear stuff like eating tourists and stealing picnic baskets!
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FaithSF
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Thor
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Friend of my bro's was working with some telecommunications company in Russia for years back in the 90's. He found himself in airports a lot. Said the airport bathrooms always seemed to be flooded and filthy!!
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Hezadancer
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Bleh, just the thought of a TP encrusted ass is retch worthy, I don't care if its a bear's ass covered in TP dots, its just gross. It takes the vac too long to suck it all up too, very unrealistic, unless the TP is really intertwined with bear hiney fur. Why does their ass sparkle when it's clean? I've never seen an ass sparkle...
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