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    Posted: 27 Oct 2016 at 4:08am
So Progressives Flo and her gang of neer do wells..FIX things and pretend its bad ass and its shot like they are vandalizing..but in a genius TWIST, they are actually being good lil Boy & Flo Scouts and Fixin' stuff..how QUAINT.
I get a kick out of Action Flo and her seemingly strained attempts at running and throwing with her immense BULK these days..she needs to lay off the after-hours CHEESEBURGERS
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You know she must be making some good money at that Flo gig, so she's probably eating out a lot. Lotta rich food and desserts. That'll put the weight on you.
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Obviously there was no clause in place to prevent her from ballooning beyond the possibility of FREE MOVEMENT..she looks like a dinosaur when she runs
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They might actually want her to be on the heavy side.

It's politically correct nowadays to accept and celebrate overweight women.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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^LOL
 
Let's celebrate the beauty of the internet!
You people, need to stop making me go back to this thread for material! I need another shower!
 
 
 
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In fact! tiki(douche)bagger insulted Jimbo!

I'm glad to see you guys have made up.
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^  Was there some sort of fight here?  I don't see it.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Was there some sort of fight here?  I don't see it.


We were talking about sneakers in another thread a few months ago. I said that I preferred the Velcro strap kind, then tb went off on me, insinuating that my parents were deficient in my upbringing or something. I snarked him back and he stfu.

It was no big thing.

The two fat people are a pic I posted as being Donathan and his girlfriend.

That goes back a ways.
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Flo back? Am I surprised? Nah, not really. Progressive can keep throwing out millions more for their stupid commercials.
Sick and tired of Charter Spectrum (and Flo!)
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She could have a "Flobee" percolating in the oven, if you get my drift. She used to have a halfway decent bod but dressed butch Ellen DeGenerous style (showing no long leg). Now, she's getting the Hillary Clinton moo cow body. Time for some polyester pants suits.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Was there some sort of fight here?  I don't see it.


We were talking about sneakers in another thread a few months ago. I said that I preferred the Velcro strap kind, then tb went off on me, insinuating that my parents were deficient in my upbringing or something. I snarked him back and he stfu.

It was no big thing.

The two fat people are a pic I posted as being Donathan and his girlfriend.

That goes back a ways.

THIS is why this forum is so damn GREAT..stuff happens and NO ONE is really that butt hurt..
except maybe...Flo?
VELFLO...HA
also not to 'snark' on obese merikans, but lets face it..Mike Molly, That chick on that new schmaltzfest This Is Us..do we really wanta SEE this? not so much
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Obviously there was no clause in place to prevent her from ballooning beyond the possibility of FREE MOVEMENT..she looks like a dinosaur when she runs
 
My money is on a little "Flo Alien" popping out of her gut, just like in the movies.
Only it'll have rate-sucker lips instead of that retractable jaw thing.
 
Then again, this is Flo we're talking about.
Can't 100% rule out the jaw thing.
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[Jeff Foxworthy voice]
  "You'll know Flo is too fat when Captain Ahab shows up in a whaling boat and tries to harpoon her!"
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I like when she does the 'Flo & her Family' commercials, or the retro commercials - especially when she degrades her student ("...now, Jaime, 'suicide' is an option...")
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

[Jeff Foxworthy voice]
"You'll know Flo is too fat when Captain Ahab shows up in a whaling boat and tries to harpoon her!"


[Jeff Foxworthy voice]
"You'll know Flo is too fat when every time she walks backwards you hear a loud beeping noise."

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Was there some sort of fight here?  I don't see it.


We were talking about sneakers in another thread a few months ago. I said that I preferred the Velcro strap kind, then tb went off on me, insinuating that my parents were deficient in my upbringing or something. I snarked him back and he stfu.

It was no big thing.


 
Oh yeah...I remember that.  I guess aka held the grudge on your behalf.  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

[Jeff Foxworthy voice]
"You'll know Flo is too fat when Captain Ahab shows up in a whaling boat and tries to harpoon her!"


[Jeff Foxworthy voice]
"You'll know Flo is too fat when every time she walks backwards you hear a loud beeping noise."

 
I'm thinking more along the lines of a "name your own weight scale".
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

They might actually want her to be on the heavy side.

It's politically correct nowadays to accept and celebrate overweight women.



But surprisingly, not overweight men. Women can fat shame them all they want. LOL



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Was there some sort of fight here?  I don't see it.


We were talking about sneakers in another thread a few months ago. I said that I preferred the Velcro strap kind, then tb went off on me, insinuating that my parents were deficient in my upbringing or something. I snarked him back and he stfu.

It was no big thing.


 
Oh yeah...I remember that.  I guess aka held the grudge on your behalf.  LOL
 
 
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Flo Back & Flabbier Than Ever

Is Flo's Back Flabbier Than Ever, too?



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^ That's a rate SQUISHER, not a rate sucker!!   Dead
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^LOL
 
 
Flo back preventer, plus size 24, big ass bundle.
 
Backflow Preventer Check Valve 1/2" Brass
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flo probably sports some back fat bosomage, if i had to reckon it
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL


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Flo back preventer, plus size 24, big ass bundle.

Backflow Preventer Check Valve 1/2" Brass.


I dunno ar, that seems pretty small for Big Flo.

I'm thing something like this would be a better fit for her...


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