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    Posted: 06 Sep 2019 at 2:37am
A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   
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Confused I guess I like women, so I don't mind it all so much. I see beauty and skills in some of those smiles and nowadays I'll happily put the ol'one-eyed Wolferizer on a spoon for them, but they've GOT to be careful! This pirate is a little older and may just spit on them.
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Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   
Yes!  The one that I'm thinking of is for cottage cheese.  Cottage cheese??!  Really??  Your eyes are rolling up into your head and you're getting orgasmic over goddammed cottage cheese??  Why??  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   
Yes!  The one that I'm thinking of is for cottage cheese.  Cottage cheese??!  Really??  Your eyes are rolling up into your head and you're getting orgasmic over goddammed cottage cheese??  Why??  LOL
 
 
What is the brand? I have no idea of what commercial you speak of but one northern brand - Bison - cottage cheese with chives is incredible.  I roll my eyes when I eat it, which I will eat a whole tub in one sitting. Then again, I like taking 2% milk fat cottage cheese and mixing garlic in with it...another incredible eat. I could make commercials. Rather see me in the next commercial? Some foods really 'turn the corner' with a simple 'kick', cottage cheese and yogurt being a few good examples. As far as women-only? That sounds like the effect of horse blinders. There are plenty of other target groups using the same tactic. For example, think mac & cheese. So...what do I think? *I* think I see two bachelors bitching as they haven't had women doing the shopping for them.
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It gets cold here in Wisconsin, the wife loves to 'spoon',  AND I LIKE IT TOO!  Evil Smile


But this French girl? She's going to need some Summer's Eve and a brillo pad!



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   
Yes!  The one that I'm thinking of is for cottage cheese.  Cottage cheese??!  Really??  Your eyes are rolling up into your head and you're getting orgasmic over goddammed cottage cheese??  Why??  LOL
 
 


EWWWWWWW  YES  !  I think I know what you mean - they show several varieties of the crap - and then she is sitting eating a BOWL of that sh#t  and there are chopped up ( what looks like ) sweet peppers layered around the top of the bowl ?    I want to gag when I see that one.....Dead
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

It gets cold here in Wisconsin, the wife loves to 'spoon',  AND I LIKE IT TOO!  Evil Smile


But this French girl? She's going to need some Summer's Eve and a brillo pad!




HAHAHAHHA!   I think those three French Lovers are going to Oui Oui each other if she takes much longer with that spoon !  Shocked
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Yes!  The one that I'm thinking of is for cottage cheese.  Cottage cheese??!  Really??  Your eyes are rolling up into your head and you're getting orgasmic over goddammed cottage cheese??  Why??  LOL
 
 
[/QUOTE] What is the brand? I have no idea of what commercial you speak of but one northern brand - Bison - cottage cheese with chives is incredible.  I roll my eyes when I eat it, which I will eat a whole tub in one sitting. Then again, I like taking 2% milk fat cottage cheese and mixing garlic in with it...another incredible eat. I could make commercials. Rather see me in the next commercial? Some foods really 'turn the corner' with a simple 'kick', cottage cheese and yogurt being a few good examples. As far as women-only? That sounds like the effect of horse blinders. There are plenty of other target groups using the same tactic. For example, think mac & cheese. So...what do I think? *I* think I see two bachelors bitching as they haven't had women doing the shopping for them.[/QUOTE]

I am thinking that Daisy is the culprit here with there cottage cheese commercials.   Oh and I have never desired cottage cheese ,  seems very gross...add to that list "egg salad"  ever since my mother made it for my lunch in 1st grade and it sat and stunk up the coat closet where my book bag was making a terrible fart smell that drifted from teh back to the front.....I don't remember what I did that day to eat,  but I do recall waiting on graham cracker and milk/lights out break since I was starving. Big smile  Big smileBig smile
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused I guess I like women, so I don't mind it all so much. I see beauty and skills in some of those smiles and nowadays I'll happily put the ol'one-eyed Wolferizer on a spoon for them, but they've GOT to be careful! This pirate is a little older and may just spit on them.

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think in my head I find it so phoney, it's like watching Guy Fieri ( sp? ) take a bite of some over the top calorie/fat/cholesterol filled sandwich on "diners and drive-ins"
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Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   

"Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down........."

Anyway, I think that eating the last two things would make for a good "Fear Factor" episode!   Big smile
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Such a woman would absolutely lose her you-know-what if it was a fondue fountain.......    Wink
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