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    Posted: 17 Nov 2020 at 2:52pm
my GAWD its the WORST PARTY in all of history--and thanx FECEbook for showing me ppl i WILL NEVER associate with--especially unfunny crapsack Leslie Ghetto
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As disgusting and obnoxious as that commercial is, Leslie Jones CAN SOMETIMES be funny.

The commercial still sucks ass though.
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just as a car wreck can SOMETIMES get u a new car
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I guess "car wreck" is an apt comparison to this garbage.

I wonder how long it will be before all Christmas celebrations will be based on rap music and booty dancing.

My favorite rap Christmas commercial was this one from a couple of years or so ago....


I thought that was pretty cool. LOL

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I can see her lookin' fast in her faded jeans;
She's a hard lovin' woman, got me feelin' mean.
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Holiday parties via Zoom, Skype, or Facebook video...any video stream.
Um, no thank you!

After seeing months of cable TV, interviews with "Cisco WebEx" graphic promoted at the top of the stream, these people cutting off or sound like they are talking under water 90% of the time...apparently Cicsco WebEx kinda sucks. That or they have Comcast as an internet provider.

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Heres my beef wif Lesbee Jhones--
she suffers from SNLitis, which is a disease that affects Will Ferrell, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz and many other alums--they THINK they are funnier than they actually are and it equates to them either being:
Extra Stupid
Extra Crass &
mostly, Extra LOUD in many cases
their material is usually carried by their delivery which can verge on deadly obnoxious
Kristen Whig & Kate Mckinnon suffer from this too
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Heres my beef wif Lesbee Jhones--
she suffers from SNLitis, which is a disease that affects Will Ferrell, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz and many other alums--they THINK they are funnier than they actually are and it equates to them either being:
Extra Stupid
Extra Crass & 
mostly, Extra LOUD in many cases
their material is usually carried by their delivery which can verge on deadly obnoxious
Kristen Whig & Kate Mckinnon suffer from this too

I basically agree with most of that except for your mention of Kristen Wiig. (that's Wiig not Whig)

I think she is hilarious.

And let's face it, most comedy is carried by the delivery of the material.

Even George Carlin relied heavily on facial expressions and exaggerated ways of speaking.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

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I can see her lookin' fast in her faded jeans;
She's a hard lovin' woman, got me feelin' mean.

One of my favorite songs!!!! Thumbs Up
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This sh*tshow was on my tv this morning 
am i supposed to think this is funny 
am i supposed to find their lives interesting
am i supposed to be happy that they are social distancing in the new normal
am i supposed to to go sign up for facef**ks new zoom monopoly
tell me what exactly am i supposed to do 
 
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

This sh*tshow was on my tv this morning 
am i supposed to think this is funny 
am i supposed to find their lives interesting
am i supposed to be happy that they are social distancing in the new normal
am i supposed to to go sign up for facef**ks new zoom monopoly
tell me what exactly am i supposed to do 
 



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thanks for that it actually brightened my day 

so shines a good deed in a weary world 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I guess "car wreck" is an apt comparison to this garbage.

I wonder how long it will be before all Christmas celebrations will be based on rap music and booty dancing.

My favorite rap Christmas commercial was this one from a couple of years or so ago....


I thought that was pretty cool. LOL


I liked that commercial too.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

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She's a hard lovin' woman, got me feelin' mean.

One of my favorite songs!!!! Thumbs Up

Some Gordon Lightfoot.
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

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thanks for that it actually brightened my day 

so shines a good deed in a weary world 

That's what we're here for.

To try to make each other laugh.

I know myself a few others here need all the laughs we can get these days.
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so a hover craft with eels? 

I actually printed that and put it up behind my desk

People always wonder what the f**k it means and I just say

not sure i dont speak German
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

so a hover craft with eels? 

I actually printed that and put it up behind my desk

People always wonder what the f**k it means and I just say

not sure i dont speak German

All the while knowing it's French though, right? Wink
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I was born in montreal
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Sacre bleu!!!! Shocked
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tangency is the WAY
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

my GAWD its the WORST PARTY in all of history--and thanx FECEbook for showing me ppl i WILL NEVER associate with--especially unfunny crapsack Leslie Ghetto


Where are the multi-racial TG crowr? Then this would he complete. This makes the All Together Now Facebook share a room palatable, and lest we not. Forget that hot Asian chick with her cute happy ending giving bare feet and ripped jeans!
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Rebel Wilson?  She must be some sort of British country music star!


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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Rebel Wilson?  She must be some sort of British country music star! 



Australian comedic actress.
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Rebel Wilson had weight loss lately--too bad she didnt gain FUNNY

i'd hit it though..thats the SAD part --just think of the SHAME

i know-hers or MINE?
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