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    Posted: 01 Aug 2011 at 4:46am
DeadHOLY ROTTEN SWEET-SMELLING COW!!!
 
These commercials give me nightmares of being bound, gagged, and blindfolded by the Febreze Police and dragged off to a seedy, nasty roach-ridden hotel, tied to a bedbug-infested bed and turned into an unwilling male protitute while cameras were rolling!!!...and the music!...everything is just wrong with this commercial.Shocked
 
 
If THAT wasn't bad enough, how about being bound, gagged, and blindfolded, shoved into a dark, urine and feces soaked, rat-infested basement, and being held for a ransome that nobody wants to pay, but, well...the couch smells niceDead?
 
 
...and doncha know, cancha tell...those that don't pony up the coin end up finding out that everyone in the office has the link to the Youtube video of their abuse...
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rofl! I can't tell if you honestly hate these commercials, or if you're using them to fulfill the fantasies MissyD refuses to be apart of!!
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I'll never tell.

All the same, MissyDWolf loves her Febreze...an' I'm smellin' pretty nice about now, doncha know...

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What irritates the h*ll out of me in these commercials is that these stupid people allow themselves to be blindfolded and led away somewhere.  Really? I guess some people might go but I sure wouldn't.
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Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

What irritates the h*ll out of me in these commercials is that these stupid people allow themselves to be blindfolded and led away somewhere.  Really? I guess some people might go but I sure wouldn't.

That was the first thing my husband said.  He was like "once I took the blindfold off, I'd be pretty sure I'd been kidnapped.  'Oh, I see, you guys weren't really with Febreze at all...'"

What annoys me is that the questions they had to have asked the people beforehand (and the releases they had to have signed to take them into those filthy environments unsuspecting and have them shove their faces all over the dirty crap sniffing it) had to have spoiled whatever "surprise" the participants may have had.  "Are you allergic to mass quantities of dog hair?  What about mold?  Piles of dust?  Ok, sign here saying if you go into anaphylactic shock you won't sue us, and you're all set!"  Shouldn't they have seen this coming?
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It proves nothing. A studio room filled with props making it look filthy.
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Big smileI guess if'n I carry a pocket-sized bottle of Febreze around, I can truthfully exclaim, "My sh*t don't stink!".
Wow.
Gonna go buy a case ~ it will probably last a few weeks...
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Optimist.

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I don't really care for these commercials either and when I saw the first one I thought why are they putting these people in a crack house.
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Sorry Febreze, too smart to fall for it. Ugly/dirty looking does not = smelly. Especially in this case where all this stuff was carefully painted and chosen to look grimey and gross. I'm sure the room smells like nothing at all until you spray your crap into it.
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I don't mind the commercial beyond the fact that there's a grown man twiddling his fingers and exclaiming, awe-struck, that it smells "LIKE CHILDREN'S BLANKETS", which strikes me as being supremely creepy... Shocked
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Originally posted by the raytownian the raytownian wrote:

I don't mind the commercial beyond the fact that there's a grown man twiddling his fingers and exclaiming, awe-struck, that it smells "LIKE CHILDREN'S BLANKETS", which strikes me as being supremely creepy... Shocked
 
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I hate the dubbed "Nooo!" they do on that guy. He clearly doesn't move his mouth.
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Originally posted by Agent_Sometime Agent_Sometime wrote:

I hate the dubbed "Nooo!" they do on that guy. He clearly doesn't move his mouth.
ConfusedI wanted to find the version where the brother is unblindfolded while he is IN the bed...it is a classic - but they appeatr to have quit showing it...the absolute horror on his face makes him appear as if he 'knows' the place.
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I dunno, if I was blindfolded and forced to smell a blanket the first thing I would be thinking is "chloroform", not Febreeze.
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Originally posted by StuGotts StuGotts wrote:

I dunno, if I was blindfolded and forced to smell a blanket the first thing I would be thinking is "chloroform", not Febreeze.
Confused...sounds like ya have people looking for you, in not such a 'friendly' way....
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by StuGotts StuGotts wrote:

I dunno, if I was blindfolded and forced to smell a blanket the first thing I would be thinking is "chloroform", not Febreeze.
Confused...sounds like ya have people looking for you, in not such a 'friendly' way....

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Wink...just because everyone wanted to see this... (the making of the 'social experiments')
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I think they should lead folks into the barn when the horses have dropped a fresh basket of "road apples" see how THAT smells!
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

I think they should lead folks into the barn when the horses have dropped a fresh basket of "road apples" see how THAT smells!
Yea - that sounds like a plan...but which Febreze scent would you suggest they use? 'Glistening Alpine'? Aaaand...think the blindfolded participants should be able to hold their sprayed treasures? 
 
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How long does this stuff kill the odor for?  A few minutes?  Spraying my kittens' room (where their litter box is) after they've taken their typically nasty dumps, doesn't exactly do the trick.  In the meantime, I've got the scent of cat muss mixed with Febreze.
 
 
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That's not proof. They over powered those rooms with Febreze. Scented candles would've been the same.  
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CryDeadOHHHHHHH NO!!!
There is a NEW one...it is a simply nasty li'Alberta family effort - and a real gagger.
The FIRST thing these folks need to know is that they really should start out occasionally WASHING THE DOG!
Give the damned thing a bath every now and then for chrissakes, peeps.
By the way - after you spray the couch, please take it outside and leave it at the curb.
And why is everyone shoving their faces on the poop rubbings? They might pick up ringworms.
(notice this nasty little function is one only females perform - and notice how females teach thier young female offspring to 'sniff for sh*t'?)
 
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