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    Posted: 26 Nov 2012 at 5:59pm
Confused...what? No more 'Enzyte Bob'? What has the world come to?
Enzyte has taken all of the fun out of making fun of them.
...and just WHAT is 'ogoplex'? Kind of sounds like an unattractive sound one makes at the most inopportune time.
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Isn't an "ogoplex" something like 10 to the infinite power?
 
Sure sounds manly, anyway.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2012 at 6:21pm

Sure would seem that whatever is going to get 'ogo'd' will certainly be getting it multiple times, given the '-PLEX'. If one got 'ogo'd' without consent. think that might consitute male-enhanced gang rape? Think one might feel 'dirty', afterwards?

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2012 at 10:05pm
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THIS IS....BOR-RING!Sleepy

Bring back Enzyte Bob, at least he was fun to make of! LOL

I still have the theme song in my ears. Tongue
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It has something to do with "ropes".Wink

Poor Bob, he must have run out of rope.Shocked
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Ogoplex...LOL  That is a horrible name for any product.  Sounds like a rejected name from a sci-fi novel.  
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these commercials are like those catheter commercials. anyone who needs these products already knows about them. nobody wants to think about jamming things into their dicks, or have to explain what longer stronger harder erections is to children.
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^^^

Dunno, Fish.
There can be a genuine reason for a cath, but Enzyte seems nothing short of 'Wishful Thinking from the Old and Ugly Wive's Remedies' manual. Any semi-scientific peek at the ingredients can convince one that they may as well explain to their kids why they decided to eat the box, rather than take the placebo. Rates right up there with duct-taping lil'Johnson to a tongue depressor (try explaining that one).
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

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Dunno, Fish.
There can be a genuine reason for a cath, but Enzyte seems nothing short of 'Wishful Thinking from the Old and Ugly Wive's Remedies' manual. Any semi-scientific peek at the ingredients can convince one that they may as well explain to their kids why they decided to eat the box, rather than take the placebo. Rates right up there with duct-taping lil'Johnson to a tongue depressor (try explaining that one).
 


Wishful thinking is right. Don't know if anyone here knows, but "American Greed" ran an episode on Enzyte not too long ago. Seems the whole thing was a scam, stuff didn't work (shocked, I know). So ... no more Bob. I'm really surprised that they are still selling this crap. I guess that the marketing dept. has  re-tooled (pun intended), and is now calling this stuff "male supplements" or something.
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Originally posted by ratattack ratattack wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

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Dunno, Fish.
There can be a genuine reason for a cath, but Enzyte seems nothing short of 'Wishful Thinking from the Old and Ugly Wive's Remedies' manual. Any semi-scientific peek at the ingredients can convince one that they may as well explain to their kids why they decided to eat the box, rather than take the placebo. Rates right up there with duct-taping lil'Johnson to a tongue depressor (try explaining that one).
 


Wishful thinking is right. Don't know if anyone here knows, but "American Greed" ran an episode on Enzyte not too long ago. Seems the whole thing was a scam, stuff didn't work (shocked, I know). So ... no more Bob. I'm really surprised that they are still selling this crap. I guess that the marketing dept. has  re-tooled (pun intended), and is now calling this stuff "male supplements" or something.
 
Just looked that up in Wikipedia.  What a scam.  Seems that when customers found that the product was ineffective and cancelled their orders, they kept getting billed for the product anyway.  The owner was convicted on 93 counts of conspiracy, fraud and money laundering, and got 25 years in federal prison (but will serve only 10).  The product is obviously still being sold, but with entirely different claims.
 
 
 
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^^ Gee whiz, imagine that.... a scam.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Nov 2012 at 1:03am
Wow...................

It was a scam all along no wonder they took Bob off the air he was tricking people into buying his non-effective product.

So they're trying again to sell the same product but for different reasons.

Why are they still allowed on air?
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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