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Jimbo
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Posted: 28 Aug 2008 at 3:34am |
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Anyone seen this one?
I-yamm sorry, but I cannot figure out WTF they are trying to accomplish or communicate here. WTF does cleaning up after an all night blow out have to do with iced coffee drinks???
Can I drink them when I'm just straightening up a little after a rather late get together?
Seems more like a Red Bull situation.
These little chickies don't even look old enough to be left alone over night much less have a place of their own & be throwing wild all night parties. They look more like a bunch of high school girls having a slumber party or like they stepped right off the pages of a JCPenney Juniors' Fashions Dept. sales catalog. Yeah, they're dressed a little "grungy", but that one with the backwards cap holding up the shoe & the black girl are just waaaayyyyyy too damn cute. And they damn sure didn't look like they'd been up partying all night. I've seen people who've been up partying all night & they do not look all scrubbed & fresh faced like this bunch.
Where are the red, swollen, baggy eyes & ashen complexions?
And besides, where did they get the Dunkin Iced Coffee? Did they wake up & there it was? Did they drive up to Dunkin Donuts? Are they even old enough to drive? Don't most people just make a pot of regular coffee when they get up in the morning? I figured iced coffee was something you stopped & picked up on a whim or when you're at the mall.
And don't even get me started on that wimpy-ass "song". Apparently it's by "They Might Be Giants". Sounds emo as all get out.
Another highly annoying piece of garbage we'll be seeing for the next few weeks until everyone's sick of it.
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Hootman
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Jimbo,
Duncan makes yo-yo's. Dunkin' makes donuts. |
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Jimbo
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Fixed it.
I always do that.
Don't know why.
Don't eat a lot of donuts, I guess.
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Hootman
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I haven't had a donut in 4 years.....
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Spicy_Meatball
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Pity. Is there a real, medical or otherwise acceptable (to me) reason for this blaspheme?
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"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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Hezadancer
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http://forums.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=938&KW=dunkin+donuts
Yes, you could say I've seen this one |
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FaithSF
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I must have missed something. What did you fix? |
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FaithSF
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I'd kill for a Dunkin' Donut about now. They advertise on our local channels, but there is not ONE of them in San Francisco!
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Hootman
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Wilford's disease: "Diabeteeeees" got me looking at the nutritional values of foods. They, among other things have none. A nice, warm, Krispy Kreme would taste so good right now. |
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jppuertorico85
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omg i love krispy kreme...the only problem is that when you catch them warm they are so light and airy you can eat like 3 or 4 of them without realizing that you've just eaten like an animal lol...
at least dunkin donuts donuts are quite dense and one is enough to fill you up! But this commercial is dumb--if i was waking up from a crazy party and wanted coffee, i def wouldnt DRIVE TO DD and get an ICED COFFEE! I would make it at home myself and if i was going to actually go out and drive, it would be to starbucks where the coffee actually has a kick!
Speaking of, does starbucks actually advertise w/ commercials? I'm trying to think and I can't say I've ever seen one. Yet that place is mobbed everytime I go in!!
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Jimbo
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They are some kind of friggin marketing geniuses.
They get people to flock to their stores which are on every block of every city, town & hamlet in America, pay $4 & up for a cup of coffee & they do it all without any advertising whatsoever.
I think Satan owns that company & everytime you go in there he gets another little piece of your soul.
Soon he will posess you completely.
This is what hell will look like....
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shebazz
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Isn't blowout usually associated with intestinal issues? That's what this commercial makes me think of, which is really just a wonderful thing to associate with Dunkin's crappy donuts. Krispy Kreme is the only way to go, though I can't eat the damn things because they're too sweet.
Also, I would put that shoe up somebodies ass if they put it in my aquarium! And why aren't they seriously crashed out if they were up all night? Ugh, it just reminds me of everything I hate about the college scene. I much prefer my solo/small group alcoholism |
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jppuertorico85
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here here for small group alcoholism...or weekend alcoholism as I've self diagnosed myself lol
oh...if hell truly does look like a starbucks you can sign me up!! Lattes, hipster music and free wi-fi? I'm so there!
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Jimbo
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Sounds nice until you find out that the coffee is served at 212° F so that it's boiling & never cools. And you're required to drink one every five minutes. And the hipster music is whatever songs you hate worse than any other songs you've ever heard played endlessly over & over for eternity. And the wi-fi only allows you access to boring technical data about subjects you have no interest in & pornography websites involving elderly & obese people.
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jerkylips
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with you on that. I'm not a donut eater, but dunkin' makes a decent bagel & good coffee. I love going out east where there's 3 dunkin's to every starbucks. I was in boston last week & you literally don't have to walk more than a block to hit a dunkin. It was great..
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B.the1st
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I get tired of their bagels--I think they're a little too dry, but the coffee is okay. What I REALLY love is their hot chocolate. Hot chocolate can be iffy depending on where you get it but it is consistently insanely good at DD.
I read that Starbucks is starting to close a bunch of stores.
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FaithSF
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I used to go to DD with my boyfriend when I was about 19 years old. He'd have coffee, and I'd have the hot chocolate. And a cruller. Yum. I've never had their bagels. If I want bagels, I'll go to a bagel place, where they know how to make them. Some places just make bread in a donut shape and call it a bagel. Ick. |
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Jimbo
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Don't throw stuff at me, but I love Lender's bagels.
Those things toast up nice & chewy on the inside & lightly crispy on the outside.
Throw on a couple of pieces of genoa salami & some swiss cheese & OMG..... good samich!!!
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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