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    Posted: 17 Jun 2017 at 5:02pm
Hate these inane word play ads.




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I think this one is kinda cute...the young lady can't keep her hands off of the lifesize cutout.

Thanks to ALE515 if this video shows up, hah! It's a miracle!


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Also hate stupid comic book movie tie-ins.
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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

Also hate stupid comic book movie tie-ins.
So do I!  I thought it was an ad for some Dairy Queen food, then it's about a movie.  Ugh.  Dead
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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

Hate these inane word play ads.




That girl has the most amazingly annoying smile.  And the guy looks like he's 12 years old.
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Two thoughts about that A1 commercial, DSR:
 
1)  Did you notice how PERFECT the french fries are loaded into the serving tray?
How PERFECT the swiss cheese is situated on the bun?
How PERFECT the red whatever topping is drizzled down the sides of the ice cream cone?
How PERFECT the ice cubes are just touching the rim of the paper cup (probably super-glued there)!
 
I'm totally sure it looks exactly like this in real life.   Wacko
 
2)  Maybe the 12-year-old has his finger up the smiley-girl's poop-shoot.
That might at least explain the smile.   She could do better.
 
 
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My fast food orders are always perfectly assembled and arranged like that.

I always see the people back behind the counter painstakingly placing each french fry into that little bag or cardboard container thing one at a time, making sure they're all standing up and sort of gently fanning out towards the sides in an eye pleasing manner, almost like a blossoming flower.

And I always notice the folks back on the burger assembly line, carefully building my burger so that all the toppings are neatly stacked and centered on the patty, which itself is always placed neatly and carefully on the bun so that nothing looks like it was just slopped on and hanging over the side.

Nothing unusual about the way they arranged and presented that tray of food at all!!!!!


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Deek You is now in the Subway category of ads..they are attempting to develop a smarmy buffoon(i.e. the mgr), creating 'humorous' situations and using 'clever wordplay' to sell their unfortunately REAL BAD food..stick to ice cream and drop the burgers..they are literally the WORST
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The 2-in-1 trend for commercials bothers me, not to speak of the team leader in this one..."...open to cloche.". I sort of feel the need to reach across the cloche and smack him.

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LOL

I want to cold cock cloche him!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

I want to cold cock cloche him!
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Deek You is now in the Subway category of ads..they are attempting to develop a smarmy buffoon(i.e. the mgr), creating 'humorous' situations and using 'clever wordplay' to sell their unfortunately REAL BAD food..stick to ice cream and drop the burgers..they are literally the WORST


The DQ near me *used to* (not sure about now) sell some of the best open flame broiled burgers I've ever had. Whenever they'd have a BOGO sale on doubles, I'd go there almost every day until the sale was over.

Damn, those things were GOOD!!!!
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Deek You is now in the Subway category of ads..they are attempting to develop a smarmy buffoon(i.e. the mgr), creating 'humorous' situations and using 'clever wordplay' to sell their unfortunately REAL BAD food..stick to ice cream and drop the burgers..they are literally the WORST
Love that Guardians of the Galaxy blizzard that they have, though I wouldn't eat any of their other food.  Well, maybe the fries.  Haven't met a french fry that I didn't like.

And you're right.  Their current commercials could be swapped out for Subway ads.
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Like BK, it really depends on the site.. which is weird, for a huge fast food chain that strives for uniformity. In a 5 mile radius you can find 3 Burger Kings that are ok, and always one that is certifiably awful. Our DQ up the street has awful burgers, decent ice cream but the one back in SLC had actual good FOOD. But apparently, ALL now have bad ads. :P
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Deek You is now in the Subway category of ads..they are attempting to develop a smarmy buffoon(i.e. the mgr), creating 'humorous' situations and using 'clever wordplay' to sell their unfortunately REAL BAD food..stick to ice cream and drop the burgers..they are literally the WORST
Wait until the 12-year-old looking boy grows up.  He'll be busted for operating a p0rn ring or something.  Maybe sexual harassment of his smiley co-worker.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Deek You is now in the Subway category of ads..they are attempting to develop a smarmy buffoon(i.e. the mgr), creating 'humorous' situations and using 'clever wordplay' to sell their unfortunately REAL BAD food..stick to ice cream and drop the burgers..they are literally the WORST


The DQ near me *used to* (not sure about now) sell some of the best open flame broiled burgers I've ever had. Whenever they'd have a BOGO sale on doubles, I'd go there almost every day until the sale was over.

Damn, those things were GOOD!!!!
Sounds like you experienced an "exception to the rule" DQ like the one nearest me. All other DQs I have been to match tiki's description. I was at my local DQ. It was mid-afternoon and not busy. The franchise owner came out and asked if everything was satisfactory? I replied "No. As usual everything is superior"! I told him his employees were great and the food was always fresh and hot unlike other DQs. I asked what his secret was? He replied that his employees were trained that their #1 goal was customer satisfaction. The difference in his food quality was because the first thing he did was get rid of the heat lamps.Clap 
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Wait until the 12-year-old looking boy grows up.  He'll be busted for operating a p0rn ring or something.  Maybe sexual harassment of his smiley co-worker.


I figure the two of them probably lock themselves in the supply closet and screw like bunny rabbits after they close up every night.

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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Sounds like you experienced an "exception to the rule" DQ like the one nearest me. All other DQs I have been to match tiki's description. I was at my local DQ. It was mid-afternoon and not busy. The franchise owner came out and asked if everything was satisfactory? I replied "No. As usual everything is superior"! I told him his employees
were great and the food was always fresh and hot unlike other DQs. I asked what his secret was? He replied that his employees were trained that their #1 goal was customer satisfaction. The difference in his food quality was because the first thing he did was get rid of the heat lamps.Clap 


I think the one near me either changed ownership some years ago or they changed the quality of the beef burger patties they use.

Back in the day, they'd come off the grill looking and tasting exactly like the ones you grill in your back yard. Had that kind of charred taste that makes your mouth water.

The last couple of times I went there some years ago, the beef was kind of grey looking. It had no flavor whatsoever and was kind of greasy.

That ended it for me.

And besides, they quit having the "2 doubles for $4" sales anyway.

I noticed the same change in Wendy's burgers awhile back, too. They stopped tasting the way they once did. The patties seemed to become flavorless.

Don't know if was just the one store or if it's still that way.

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And what does "Fan Food" mean anyway?
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Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

And what does "Fan Food" mean anyway?
LOL

Uh oh...I think you may have just opened up another can of crap. Wink
Notice the sh*t music to match the video presentation.


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I think this one is kinda cute...the young lady can't keep her hands off of the lifesize cutout.

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That was SUCH a sh1tty movie. My mom treated me to go, thankfully. 
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And now it's about serving their blizzard upside down. Why, because they're made of polymers?
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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

And now it's about serving their blizzard upside down. Why, because they're made of polymers?
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