Domino's 'All It Does' (video) |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 15 Oct 2014 at 3:26am |
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Perfect.
Water scares you.
You go camping alone.
You dress inappropriately to enjoy a night at a biker bar.
You can't cook and don't have smoke alarms.
Got no social skills? No ability to talk to another human? Neeehhhh - who needs 'em?
Thank goodness for that talking instant-idiot-fixer ya got - at least cheap pizza is in your future.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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thedude
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They couldn't just have an app with a programmable big red button to order your "usual" with one touch?
I guess that might be too similar to the Push for Pizza app, but I'm sure they could have done something to differentiate. I think they were too eager to do the voice-recognition thing. Nobody is going to download this sh*t except children. |
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PaWolf
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There are people that just love their 'junk trinkets', inluding some of my own friends. My friends know better than to admit they have their very own 'electronic buddy/mechanical best friend'.
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X <sig.nature>
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thedude
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"Junk trinkets" is a good term for that. Every time I see useless crap adorning every shelf in people's houses, I'm tempted to set it all on fire. I also deeply hate refrigerator magnets, but that's a whole other topic. |
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i8acannibal
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Here's another.. Whoop whoop.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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aka ron
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Let's face it, if you are ordering Dominos, you are a loser and the future is not good.
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Ad nauseous
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F*$% it I'd rather speak to a real person!
I don't want to talk to a machine! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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madwoman
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Domino's is to pizza as Skoda is to car.
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rope
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Wow! Such clever, cutting edge ingenuity going on over at dominos! Just the other day I was ordering a pizza online, whilst thinking to myself "hmm, someone should invent a way to order pizza with your phone, using only your voice to tell them what you want." Bravo dominos! You've done it, you radical geniuses!!
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PaWolf
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^Agreed on the quality of Domino's - the last time WE ordered from them was probably 10 years ago, back in Schenectady, and it was garbage. Time does not turn garbage into gold.
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BowlingGeek
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As a New Yorker, what's Dominos? LOL
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Snesgamer
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Seems pizza is the answer to everything.
Where should I go today? Pizza. What should I have for Thanksgiving? Pizza. What makes the best lubricant? Just stuff a goddamn pizza slice up there! |
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msmadz
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Thanks, Snesgamer. I just freaking SNORTED at my desk. Try explaining that to your co-worker! |
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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Ad nauseous
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ROFL! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Love the description, exactly how I felt when I saw it.
Dumbass loner, no idea how to work his smartphone. Thinks his Pizza app is Siri. Total fail at life.
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Triple J
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Camper: "Where is Orion's belt?"
Dom: "Around his waist... hey-oooooooo!" Camper: ""
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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madwoman
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I see.... my sole experience with Skoda was a 1962 POS. |
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PaWolf
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Before de Gaulle kicked us out of France around 1962, I used to see these on rare occasions (simply because they actually ran)...
(something like a 1937-38 Skoda)
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X <sig.nature>
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madwoman
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Sorry, Pa.... no workee.
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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