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    Posted: 07 Mar 2015 at 11:22pm
This advert popped up when I launched IE a short time ago today:
 
 
Tell me something...does that "pecker" even ***LOOK LIKE*** a pecker?!? Cry 
It's all shrivelled up like it's been immersed in water for a couple of weeks. Ouch

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LOLWrinkled for her pleasure..
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Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

This advert popped up when I launched IE a short time ago today:
 
<pre style="line-height: normal;"><pre style="line-height: normal;"> <pre style="line-height: normal;">Tell me something...does that "pecker" even ***LOOK LIKE*** a pecker?!? Cry <pre style="line-height: normal;">It's all shrivelled up like it's been immersed in water for a couple of weeks. Ouch


Looks like a finger to me.
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What's LDS?  Latter Day Saints?


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:




What's LDS?  Latter Day Saints?




I'm guessing its Little D*** Syndrome.
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LOL Or Lotsa Dick Shriveling.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

What's LDS?  Latter Day Saints?
 
Limp Dick Syndrome. LOL
 


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Yes, it does look like a finger rather than a Penis, like someone else pointed out on here. Who the f-ck do the ad people think they're fooling?
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That's not a penis??  But it looks just like mine.  Maybe a little bigger.  Plus, mine's black.


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Doesn't look like a dick to me. Where's the foreskin, maybe its circumsized, still where's the little hole where the pee/cum comes out? So many questions, so little time. I want answers NOW!
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It just doesn't look right, but I just can't quite put my finger on why...
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


That's not a penis??  But it looks just like mine.  Maybe a little bigger.  Plus, mine's black.


So you have white hair (how long?), a white beard and a black penis?  You sound so intriguing.  Wink Smile
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LOL "THORS HAMMER!!!
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Originally posted by peachblossom666 peachblossom666 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


That's not a penis??  But it looks just like mine.  Maybe a little bigger.  Plus, mine's black.


So you have white hair (how long?), a white beard and a black penis?  You sound so intriguing.  Wink Smile

My neighbress just gave me a haircut on Friday, as a matter of fact.  She called it a "fade".  A #6 around the sides and back, and about 4" long on top.  I can't remember the last time I got a haircut that had a name.  It might've been the "shag" I had in the 70s.

And no, I don't really have a black dick.  It's beige or whatever you call the color.  My balls, however, are blue.  Wink


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^ Thor, you sound intriguing still and so dashing in your new haircut!  How long / what type of beard do you have?

Thanks for clarifying the penis color for me.  Wink

Don't know about the blue though.  Cry
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^^ Would've thought it'll be one of the fifty shades of grey...
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

^^ Would've thought it'll be one of the fifty shades of grey...
I don't think Thor's into that stuff (but I could be wrong).  LOL  EmbarrassedEmbarrassed
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That picture looks like my finger when I am in the pool too long. Also, most penises don't have lines on them, but, lo and behold, my finger has lines on it!
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*barfs* I DON'T FREAKING CARE IF IT IS A FINGER OR NOT!...but that'd be better
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