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News was just saying that, apparently, Carradine had a happy ending before he had the unhappy ending.
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As there are usually really terrible bad taste jokes about dead celebrities....
 
David Carradine's last moments:
 
Thai hooker:  Remember, if you feel something is going wrong, our safe word is 'Grasshopper'.  (Binds him up, etc.)
 
(Moments later)
Carradine:  agggck!  agggck! agggck!
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Oh crap...
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'Hung Screw'.
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MissyDWolf and self were discussing the situation, this very A.M....
 
"...isn't it said that one lives in eternity as they appeared at the moment of death? Think "Bill" will be embarrassed forever? How long do ya think the string was?"  
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

 
"...isn't it said that one lives in eternity as they appeared at the moment of death? Think "Bill" will be embarrassed forever? How long do ya think the string was?"  
 
 
 
Can you imagine being one of his kids and having to picture exactly that??  Yikes.
 
Well, I guess they at least get to say "Dad came and went."
 
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You know that when the jokes start flowing the day after you die, you must've gone out in a bad, bad way. 
 
 
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I remember to this day when I was about 13, & the pilot for the TV show Kung Fu aired, I was glued to the TV set so tight you couldn't have pried me away from it with a crowbar.
 
And to this very day I remember that scene where Caine was standing in the saloon & the redneck starts some sh*t with him. Then the guy pulls a knife so Caine kicks it out of his hand & it sticks in the ceiling. Everyone in the place was dumbstruck as he turned & walked out.
 
Man, oh man.... I had myself a brand new hero right then & there. ClapClapClap
 
Never in my wildest dreams did I ever suspect that nearly 40 years later, that same guy's life would end in such a creepy manner.
 
Friggin dumbass celebrities.
 
Any one of us would love to trade places with one of them for one day, just to get a taste & they take it all for granted then throw it in the trash for some cheap, kinky thrill.
 
 
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Oh crap...
I thought "Hung Fu" was pretty bad, too....
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

You know that when the jokes start flowing the day after you die, you must've gone out in a bad, bad way. 
 
 
Oh...one doubts they will be 'flowing'; may just a quick 'squirt' of them, followed by a lengthy silence...
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

You know that when the jokes start flowing the day after you die, you must've gone out in a bad, bad way. 
 
 
Oh...one doubts they will be 'flowing'; may just a quick 'squirt' of them, followed by a lengthy silence...
 
...but no cigarette.  Sad.
 
 
I still think there should've been a hooker in this scenario.  Hell, they're like the price of a Happy Meal there, aren't they?  He could probably have ordered one up through room service.
 
Hmmmm...maybe the "maid" who found him??
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

You know that when the jokes start flowing the day after you die, you must've gone out in a bad, bad way. 
 
 
Oh...one doubts they will be 'flowing'; may just a quick 'squirt' of them, followed by a lengthy silence...
 
...but no cigarette.  Sad.
 
 
I still think there should've been a hooker in this scenario.  Hell, they're like the price of a Happy Meal there, aren't they?  He could probably have ordered one up through room service.
 
Hmmmm...maybe the "maid" who found him??
 
 
Could've been a Hooker - wouldn't surprise me.
If he knew what was 'in store', maybe he 'ordered up', from here...
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She looks like Jenny Garth.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

<<<==GOOD LORD! She looks as if she has a MASK on!
 
 
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

She looks like Jenny Garth.
 
 
 
I give Jenny Garth a bit more credit than that, Thor.
 
 
 
 
 
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I dunno.  I think they're both pretty good-looking.  But okay...maybe a combination of Jenny Garth and Traci Lords.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I still think there should've been a hooker in this scenario.  Hell, they're like the price of a Happy Meal there, aren't they?  He could probably have ordered one up through room service.
 
Or as I opined earlier....
 
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

.... in Bangkok hotels, hookers come with the room.
 
They're like fruit baskets or mints on the pillows.
 
 
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Maybe they even come with rope.
 
 
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They probably "come" every way imaginable.
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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HA!
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Only one "HA!"...?
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HA! HA!

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That's more like it.
 
I'm a two "HA!" man.
 
 
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I like kat.  (in a fatherly way)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote FaithSF Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jun 2009 at 11:41pm
I think it's really sh*tty that the details have been published.  This should have been kept private. It must be horribly humiliating to his family, and it's really nobody else's business.
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

I like kat.  (in a fatherly way)
 
kat's kool.
 
Er, excuse me.... kewl.
 
 
 
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