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Triple J ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 2762 |
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You know ... I like ice cream as much as anyone. But I am sick to death of Dairy Queen commercials. They just seem to get dumber and dumber AND DUMBER over the years. You do any search for my posts on this site and there's a good page or two of just Dairy Queen comments. And not only that, their idiot night shift employees can't cook a freaking burger properly.
So yeah, anyway, the latest campaign from these champions of dickery features some random dork doing annoying voiceover work, rivaling that of Ving Rhames or that AT&T chick. I want to punch this guy. In the face. Multiple times. Shut up, MUTE, click, fast forward, get OUTTA HERE YOU FREAKING TWIT! And the word is CARAMEL, not CARMEL, you stupid stinkwad.
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Triple J ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 2762 |
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I was just going through my old DQ rants. This one is my personal favorite.
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 57755 |
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I'm most annoyed that they don't have chocolate (not the ones I've been to, anyway). What kind of ice cream place doesn't have chocolate ice cream? They have all that other crap to throw into their ice cream, but they don't carry the most basic of flavors??!
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48201 |
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But you've said here before, that on the rare occasion when you buy ice cream, you always just get vanilla anyway. |
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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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ChrisInMI ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 29 Mar 2012 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 701 |
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The Canadian commercials for the chain are irritating in their own way. Our friends north of the border get tortured with narration of DQ food TALKING to you. No kidding. As in, "I am the Peanut Buster Parfait. I am not Fast Food. I am Fan Food."
It brings to mind this "classic" anti-drug educational scare film from the '60s. I guess the blonde bombshell bought her hot dog at DQ. |
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Dejoh ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 13 Sep 2017 Location: Chicago, Il. Status: Offline Points: 168 |
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At least the Dairy queen announcer says "Carmel" instead of the stupid ass "Caraamaal" Which to some is the new pronunciation. Hey, Dairy Queen is the major employer of countless high School kids in small Hicksville towns across the USA along with McDonald's. On my few back road travels through Illinois south, I stop in for a treat.
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There's a sucker born every minute.
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 57755 |
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It's the principle, Goddammit! Actually, lately I've been getting Friendly's Chocolate/Vanilla half-gallons, and sort of swirling the two flavors together. That's when I'm not eating Breyer's Mint Choc Chip. |
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 57755 |
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Sorry---Carmel is a town on the CA coast. Caaah-ruh-mel is the pronunciation of the sticky, sugary stuff. |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48201 |
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I'm happy to hear how you're growing as a person!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Because I'm currently on a 100% no sugar diet, I've had to look for ways to come up with a substitute for ice cream, and I found a pretty good one. I get Sugar Free Cool Whip (keep it frozen), sugar free chocolate syrup (Great Value) and sugar free chocolate pudding cups (4 pack). I scoop a pudding cup into a bowl, then scoop 1/4 of the tub of (still frozen) SFCW on top of the pudding, then squeeze some sugar free chocolate syrup over it all. Quite delish and no sugar whatsoever. ![]() |
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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48201 |
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If those wild fires get much bigger, it might not be one for much longer. |
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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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There is a 'Carmel' just north of Indianapolis too.
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Okay, so that Blizzard looks like a kid vomited up candy into a cup a day after Halloween...
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 57755 |
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Isn't there any sugar-free ice cream out there? I know there's ice cream with "no sugar added". I just had some bloodwork done. I'm just short of "pre-diabetic", so I should probably watch that stuff, too. I know I have to lower my cholesterol. For me, that mostly means cutting back on cheese. |
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Triple J ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 2762 |
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Kids who can't cook a stinking burger to save their lives.
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